take the opportunity with this new year to familiarize yourself with the fact that grain engulfment can happen to anyone

It’s 2026. American students don’t know how to: *Shoe a horse * Conjure an ancient obyrith *tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue *use leeches to put humours in balance *dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

well for starters, the real 2026 is in colour

Getting completely owned by my cat

Jucifer, SXSW 2009 @jucifer.blacksky.app

Being sworn in at City Hall Station is so dope.

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆

Happy new year, internet people of earth!

<Bob Seger voice> CH CH CH CH CH CHEESE FONDUE

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

<Bob Seger voice> CH CH CH CH CH CHEESE FONDUE

"Activate the Baudrillard Device!"

Well here’s a question I’ll be overthinking for the rest of the day.

Van or Astro-van?

When did all the “supercars” start looking like Shitty Gundams

Shortly after moving to NYC in 1996 I was entering the Anthology Film Archives as a crowd was leaving and I had to squeeze against the wall to let Harvey Keitel get by.

boyfriend couldn’t understand what they’re saying in Eminence Front and guessed “livin in the dump”

No Grink-shaming

Kim Jong-un (Trousers)

Okay I have to admit I’d either forgotten about or never knew this.

Challenging myself to make this the time I finally follow through on having woken up from a dream going “THAT’s what I’m going to do”.

I am become dust.

This is not a place of honor Fa la la la la, la la la la

Cant tell if I need fewer agonies or just better agonies.

modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here

passed a billboard that said “shackled with lust? Jesus will set you free” leaving me with new questions about the services offered by Jesus

And by “it” let’s just say

I think my favorite part of visiting family for the holidays was when <redacted> told my wife that I was fat and lazy.

Thicc Nhat Hanh

How I’m walking out of 2025.

it is extremely funny that RFK both does not believe in the germ theory of disease and is a lab leak truther

I realize that everyone behind the wheel believes they are Doing A Motorsport, but it would be great to see some recognition that normal driving is actually a cooperative and not a competitive endeavor.

RIP Brigitte Bardot

How I’m walking out of 2025.

Quite sure y'all have seen this, but just in case...

Thicc Nhat Hanh

It’s time to go when the conversation devolves into Remember Some Old People And Their Agonies

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

It’s time to go when the conversation devolves into Remember Some Old People And Their Agonies

When the clock strikes midnight on January 1, creative works from 1930 & sound recordings from 1925 will enter the public domain in the US, like: 💄 Dizzy Dishes, first Betty Boop cartoon 🕵️♀️ First 4 Nancy Drew novels 🚂 The Little Engine That Could 🎩 Morocco 🍑 Georgia on My Mind and many more! 🧵👇

Defeating the Crim-boss

Crimbo Himbo

that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion

Now is the winter of our Paradox hyperfixation.

Trying to watch Foundation again, and finally found success by simply fast-forwarding through the entire Gaal/Salvor storyline.