"I wanna dance for eternity So just fill my legs with the nanotech Robot Pat can't be defeated He shoots lasers from his eyes Never shoulda given me the nanotech Because now I kill motherfuckers with my nanotech thighs." -The Northern Boys, "Sexy Train"

Ugh why is my entire sexuality based on the dynamics between these two

Yes it is quite a mystery

Matrix by Yoji Shinkawa,1999

i‘m using it for a column but i want to share here this line from lincoln on jefferson because it is applies to our situation as well. you can find it in his april 6, 1859 letter to henry l. pierce.

I found the old 35mm slide for the cover for Neuromancer and had it scanned in for your pleasure. Enjoy!

What if god was unc and chopped Just a slob, like, unc and chopped

The median voter:

“My foodways, please, they’re very different”

And as I try to make my way through this parasocial world I will learn how to viiiiiiiibe

All you need to know before you go… see the Juche Tower

LED lightbulbs are killing the lava lamp industry

Trump yesterday: “today we have a lot of communism (derogatory)”.

The erasure of symbols is a symbol of erasure.

“I don’t think the robots are taking over. I think the men who play with toys have taken over. And if we don’t take the toys out of their hands, we’re fools.” — Ray Bradbury

“Bawitdaba”? This is America, speak English

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 IT 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

“Bawitdaba”? This is America, speak English

This goes hand in hand with the productivity cult of modern tech ppl where they tell you they work 20hrs a day 6.5 days a week, building a fine tuned machine life for efficiency, and their work always turns out to be bizdev for an AI algorithm that will charge people fees for using the toilet etc

Always amused how pharma "advertising" is just legal disclaimers over slow-motion footage.

small crab eating a grape (important)

tfw the prism lights won't go out and the evil hand will drag you into the world of darkness

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Many people are asking

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

you wouldn’t believe how much of modern white supremacist violence has a clear ideological and organizational pedigree that descends from a george wallace campaign office.

Every home has a wooden dowel kicking around which nobody will claim and nobody will get rid of.

yep, those are the fandoms

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

please consult the chart

JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky

Pick up a fucking pencil, bitch.

The problem with so many movies today is that they do not kick ass. More movies should kick ass. They should be like this

sudo apt get my_ass

what the fuck man

Pretty sure every time I’ve hung blinds or drapes I’ve either fucked it up or been otherwise disappointed in some way.

Ummmm what exactly are you trying to sell to me, FB Marketplace?

Every prospective buyer on Facebook Marketplace thinks they’re negotiating the goddamned SALT II treaty.

<Ride of the Valkyries plays> Give me a MINute Give me a SECond I’m working ON it Leave me aLONE

bring back blimps. we know the risks. let us live the lives we want to live.

Freaked my neurodivergent cat out by screeching out Chris Cornell’s high “I don’t miiiiiind” part of Hunger Strike

FREE DRIL

Lol they suspended dril, great work to the morons running this place