Wait you’re telling me California from the Red Hot Chili Peppers songs is a real place??

Happy 7th anniversary to this tweet, which explained exactly what would go on to happen.

for the low low price of only forty-two thousand United States dollars per year in property taxes, you too can live in Hell

oh no republicans not your petard, no dont hoist no stop not your own petard bros

WEI or GRM, but FTW, WIRP, ECWB, and MODL all very useful and underrated.

there are so many obvious answers to "why do people feel like they're broke/the economy is fucked right now even though that doesn't show up in the metrics" that I can't imagine anyone being confused about it unless they're addicted to feeling more clever than people on the internet

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

“impeachment starts in the house” motherfucker impeachment starts when you build the political will for it.

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Imagine having so much swag that your death causes a bad bitch succession crisis

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026

you gotta give best supporting actor to sean penn for one battle after another he nailed a bovino style border racist before we even knew bovino was a little bit gayer than we would be able to imagine

This is why I’ve been weary of entrenched inflation. Once you account for demand destruction it loses steam. Then as the recessions hit, services and housing help bring the final blows. It’s what pushes the Kindleberger spiral. You buy less and your export markets fall together. Drags on both.

I mean, there’s a decent chance this happens to all of us in like 2 hours

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

I'm sure Nuzzi means AMERICAN CANTO as a reference to the Sparknotes of Dante's Inferno, but like, does she know there's a famous poem called The Cantos by the American writer Ezra Pound, who, at an important turning point in his career, became....a fascist

Behold, the sublime majesty of profit per unit of real gross value added of nonfinancial corporate business: Corporate profits after tax with IVA and CCAdj divided by price per unit of real gross value added of nonfinancial corporate business. Marx would have killed for a mere glimpse of this chart.

not true

“He's an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like let's start the day, I'm going to defeat the left and we are going to win.”

A Truly Chilling Day In America, Plus: The 2021 Redraftables and Pick the Lines Week 3 With Cousin Sal

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

“What kind of abundance are you?”

I am increasingly convinced that the economic impact of tariffs is most likely to show up as a fall in business profits, a collapse investment spending, and a recession - deflation, not inflation.

Man, the way Trump keeps confusing the Epstein stuff with Russiagate stuff and his souring relationship with Putin makes me wonder if Epstein worked for Russia.

YELLOW DIAMONDS LOOK LIKE PEE PEE!!

if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test

The bees from My Girl have endorsed Cuomo

at least toby keith is dead this time

To use an analogy I’ve used before, it’s as if a football team lost the Super Bowl 36-35 on a blown trick play, and decided the best way to improve was to spend the entire off-season exclusively practicing that trick play. No recognition that most of your strength comes from more fundamental stuff.

FOR THE WIDOWS / FOR THE DOLLS / TIL I'VE ROBBED THE PALACE HALLS / TIL ALL THESE SHERIFFS FALL / AH SHOOT SHOOT MASTER ARCHER / AH SHOOT SHOOT GOOD MAN

Jerry Heller rolling up to the studio

Many people are saying Donald Trump looks weak and probably doesn't have the guts to send Elon to CECOT

Enough politics talk, it's NBA Finals Day. Let's celebrate with 34 minutes of LeBron James highlights from the 2016 Finals, what I consider the greatest performance in the history of professional sports youtu.be/R1R0GT-7YsM?...

I think we can all agree that Dr Jekyll sounds like the monster form’s name

The body and blood of Christ

Everyone who goes to UofC ends up choosing either socialism or barbarism, it’s really striking

When they 25th amendment Trump it will be our bizarro thermidor

Second best song I heard from the Liverpool fans today.

Let's say Harris won last year and Vance was holding 10k-20k person rallies where he railed against left-wing "oligarchy." Would the CW be that this was crazy and a waste of time? Or would we be seeing NYT op-eds and A1s about what "oligarchy" is and why the GOP base was on fire about it?

What's tedious is trying to discuss things with a man who said Joe Biden is senile in 2020 and then did a complete 180 in order to deceive people

The issue with Trump is that admitting he is insane is tantamount to collapsing the central load-bearing myth of the Presidency

no trans woman ever took my nintendo

Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars