What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs: RTFM: robbing the famous museum LMAO: looting my ass off LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit MLM: Mona Lisa's mine

I've provided a new Strontium Dog drawing to be auctioned for @alderheycharity.org 's Children's Charity. Please share! Details as follows:

A quest to eliminate $5 million has tripled, thanks to the generosity and passion of THE TOXIC AVENGER fans across the country. Together, you didn’t just meet that goal, you crushed it, helping wipe out over $15 million dollars in medical debt for 10,000+ people!

#OTD 45 years ago (7 Oct 1980) according to my diary, I drew these images for the Hitchhiker's Guide BBC TV series. Douglas Adams as both the ad exec and as Paula, the worst poet in the universe. I was 19 years old and having fun.

Happy Anniversary of the Battle of Cable Street, to all decent people.

Me playing Civ VI :

10/10 punchline, no notes *chef's kiss*

It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so here are some things you didn’t* know about pirates (*unless you already did), and which I didn’t know until I read my niece’s Masters dissertation a while back. Firstly – remarkably – pirate ships were democracies with a pretty flat management structure

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

The lyrics of Lou Reed’s song Sick of You (from New York, 1989) floated into my mind. Quite an uncanny set of scenarios.

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

Happy 44th birthday to Gaze into the Fist of Dredd, Brian Bolland’s finest hour.

so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know - my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal - he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not) - he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog - he is not a dog - I do not get seizures

Just another relatable National Trust sign

A depressed AI chatbot goes to a doctor, says life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel. The doctor says treatment is simple. "The great AI assistant Gemini has all the answers you need. Go & ask it." The AI bursts into tears. "But doctor," it says, "you can use gasoline to make a spicy spaghetti sauce."

DuckDuckGo has added a feature to filter out AI images from search results.

Twitter is now 75% bot activity. The dead internet theory aint a theory anymore.

Old MacDonald had a plane,

Let’s face it, that was 40 years more than anyone ever thought he was getting and he was still giving it 100% Ozzy until the literal last possible minute. Rock In Peace, you mad old bastard 🤘

Holy shit. Not only did FIFA have to give Chelsea a replica trophy because he has the original, but he also stole one of the medals on the night.

Imagine if in Terminator Kyle Reese had said, "Skynet started calling itself Mecha-hitler." You'd think that was the most stupid thing you'd ever heard. This is our world. We're living in a broad satire. Anyway, I've redrawn an old 2000ad cover.

3D print of a model 'Stogie' character from Robohunter by John Wagner and Ian Gibson Model by me, Print by Ross Reynolds, pic by Steven Sterlacchini #2000AD

Reservoir Dogs was 1992, not 1994. Pulp Fiction was 2 years later, not 11 years later. Jesus Christ, @theguardian.com, whatever wretched AI rubbish you’re using in place of proper journalists, it ain’t working. Switch it off.

This tells you all you need to know about the media’s upside-down priorities.

You'll have to wait to see the film on the move, but one of the things I am particularly proud about on ROGUE TROOPER is that it FEELS like @2000ad.bsky.social. It's like a beautiful painted comic brought to life. Also worth remembering... This is not a studio film. It's a British Indie!

Look… I'm not saying this PROVES anything but…

This is THE tweet of all time

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

They owe me about £75,000 and never made a single one of their scheduled repayments. My US books are all a sublicense of my Unbound deal, so all US royalties went to them, for them to take a cut and then deliver the rest to me. They collected 18 months from Penguin Random House and gave me $0.

Fantastic murder mystery plot

Steal it, copy it, re-sell it for £10 under the name Nink Clog. Look, I HAVE to, otherwise my exciting new industry of Selling Stolen Books wouldn't make a profit :(

Happy Towel day you Hoopy Froods

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

Fuck this, absolutely fuck this, everyone who loves audiobooks loves their favourite narrators because they are great at their jobs and interpreting the author's words and they make the experience what it is www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...

On May 11, 1950, while working on the Rawlins National Bank in Wyoming, a construction crew unearthed a whiskey barrel that contained a human skeleton with its skull cap sawed off & an odd pair of shoes. Dr. Lillian Heath, now in her 80s, was asked if she knew anything about it...🧵

A crossover inspired mainly by the fact that my wife misheard “Ra’s al Ghul” as “Roz al Ghul.”

For some reason, the #strontiumdog fan film we put online got a big bump of 70k views (whatever that actually means with youtube's weird algorithm) at the beginning of April. youtu.be/i5EZaO1HPF4?...

The press has been all over this shit but not a single fucking one has broken what a placebo trip would look like so, lets. 🧵🧵 www.reuters.com/business/hea...

A glorious Beltane to all who celebrate. 🔥

Newquay. A tourist parks their car on the beach to save on parking fees. Then the tide comes in. Locals gather to laugh & a bloke called Barry the Bugler plays The Last Post

UHF (1989) Se7en (1995) 🔉

THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN

Alan Alda will return as Hawkeye in AVENGERS:DOOMSDAY (2026)