We had a good run

In more important news to distract myself from the chaos of the clown 🤡 shows that’s coming back a thread 🧵 The Pitt 1/8/26 📺

One of these clowns finally showed up. Where tf is @iambonezofficial.bsky.social?!??

That's a Monte Cristo and it is exquisite.

Fifa peace award

just made longanisa egg salad for breakfast on toast and it was surprisingly pretty banging. will keep that in the recipe rolodex

I'm a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeeeeaaah I don't wanna do your dity work, no mooooore

I would imagine the first person to get a gatorade bath was pretty pissed off lol

Pho as my new year's day meal was a brilliant idea. This shit hittin

Closing out the year waking up in a phenomenal mood, hitting back and triceps today while blasting Animals as Leaders. Happy New Year, yall!

lol the link for the nutritional facts on the Cinnabon website for the "classic roll" straight doesn't work. They know what they're doing

Oh so now we're not supposed to apply pressure? Tough crowd. (this is dripping with sarcasm btw)

Lemme show yall how a mf will lie to you in a minute. Some fool walking past me: Hey beautiful, how was your holiday? You so gorgeous, you got a man? Me:

This Chelsea season is barely half way over and we might as well wrap it up. This stinks.

I pair my socks like I'm gossiping about their love life: "oh, so y'all two go together??"

The sound of someone speaking while brushing their teeth with a mouth full of toothpaste is in my top 3 revolting sounds. I HATE it, genuinely makes my skin crawl

watching sports, particularly the NFL, is so challenging when you see decisions that are clearly influenced by/from Vegas lol

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

Quan Millz just sat up in his chair like he saw the bat signal

my eyelashes routinely wage war damn near daily against me by dive bombing under my eyelids just to ruin my mood for a solid 10 minutes

I shouldn’t but I’m gonna fuck up some French toast at brunch today. I need it.

Good lord, a house two blocks from me caught on fire tonight. Like, within the past hour. 24 different fire trucks arrived on scene. How heartbreaking for the family to have it happen so close to the holidays.

Lol Inoue is the definition of a generational talent. Unreal to watch.

plate #3 whipping my ass

my bro came over to my fam's with a bottle of whiskey for xmas lunch. Bro crushed 1/4 of the bottle, ate two plates, and is now snoring on my couch 😂

xG (expected gratitude) for Christmas presents Dad (0.02) 1-1 (4.9) Mum

My gift to everyone is this 45min playlist of lo-fi jazz songs covering WWE theme songs exclusively from the Attitude Era. There's zero reason why this should work but it smacks www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_mS...

An egregious amount of french toast and bacon this morning would do nicely.

LEAVE YOUR DAMN DOG AT HOME. WHY IS HE AT THE BAR WITH US?????

Having friends that will take your dumbass bit and run with it >>>>>

I want to watch the 60 Minutes piece but i know it’s just going to infuriate me to the point where I will need to take extra anxiety meds sooo

Times like these I’m reminded of the classic eggnog tweet from years ago.

so, uh, I just saw this [h/t @mikeblack114.bsky.social) and... jesus christ we're literally teaching an illiterate generation. instead of teaching meaning we're literally telling kids to just invent what the text says

Nothing like your protein shaker falling off the top of the machine and cracking with the shake detonating everywhere like shrapnel.

I always wonder when someone I don't know or recognize is in my dream, are they dreaming of me too?

Watching "The Chair Company" and since when is Lake Bell cheeked up like that?

got my adhd upgraded to ad4k

Truly one of my favorite days of the year

AFCON is easily one of the best sports tournaments on the planet. I am beyond exicted for the shenanigans and juju 😂 #Tanzania 🇹🇿

Sade is quintessential night time driving music.

Let her cook!

lol the week i decide to go dry for 4 months, my local invites me to an open tab private party bc of course 😭

The language and victim blaming used in this SVU episode from 2003 with a trans character is INSANITY 💀

Today through the end of the year is absolute LEAST favorite time of the year. Far too much grief. Thank god for antidepressants.

Whoever's in charge of the writers room for the NFL this season earned every penny.

It feels like it's 3 degrees outside. Time to bunker down in the house until March.

Ian Darke left ESPN and is now with NBC? Haven't heard him doing a premier league game in what feels like ages