Homie O'Stasis
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DM[V] | I'm the young city bandit, hold myself down singlehanded | Chelsea/Roma/DC United
Lemme see what Frankenstein hittin on
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An hour of soccer straight into lifting for 90 minutes (upper body). I’m tired, Grandpa!
2 days ago
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Having one foot fully dressed and the other butt naked is criminal behavior
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3 days ago
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I ordered some new colognes I’ve never smelled before. I love to live dangerously.
3 days ago
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Feeling your hamstring wanting to cramp up halfway through a seated leg curl <<<<<
3 days ago
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Signing up for permanent absentee voting is the best thing I’ve done in a while. I dropped my ballot off like three weeks ago. Almost forgot today was the last day to vote.
6 days ago
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Haven’t listened to Renaissance in forever. It’ll be this afternoon’s leg day soundtrack
6 days ago
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John Rogers
6 days ago
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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Had a great weekend with her and now she wants to know what time I was born lol
6 days ago
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I just caught up on the World Series and heard Bo Bichette’s name before I saw how it was spelled and swore he was a Mandalorian at first.
6 days ago
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Uhhh who is Becky G???
7 days ago
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Lolol i have found myself in a preposterous sitcom situation 💀💀
9 days ago
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White people who use “spook” during Halloween make my skin itch.
10 days ago
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"Ah. Well. Nevertheless."
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10 days ago
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I am putting the first season of Workaholics up against any television comedy of the past 20 years. I am in here CRYYINNGGG
10 days ago
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Good God, Kublai Khan TX absolutely RIPS. Their radio station ain’t no slouch either.
10 days ago
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Sat in my car on my lil break to check my phone and it decided to start raining again smh now I gotta run back to the office
11 days ago
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My coworker just now said “I AM SPEAKING” outta nowhere and we both busted out laughing at her kewn ass. All the homies loathe WE-S
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11 days ago
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It’s kind of sad how a show like “Workaholics” could never work now is not bc the comedy is outdated, it’s bc being employed at 20 yrs olds at a nameless, faceless corp in this country is no longer ubiquitous.
12 days ago
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Those first couple early days of a new relationship where you promise each other things you have no intention of ever doing>>>>>
12 days ago
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Staying consistent in the gym is so wild bc you’ll start doing double takes in every single mirror you walk past 🤣
17 days ago
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Had a dream where I was dating Natalie Portman. That multiverse version of me has absolutely won in life.
17 days ago
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You know what I miss about being fully remote? Not having to decide what I’m wearing that day. The amount of mental energy that was freed up bc I could just wear a tank top and bball shorts every day was luxurious.
18 days ago
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I have so much Chelsea content to catch up on today. My heart overflowth.
18 days ago
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Is there *any* example of a naturally occurring 5:2 ratio that's actually favorable for society? 5 day work weeks should have been long since abolished.
19 days ago
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It's genuinely annoying being in a group chat when so many people in it have the reading comprehension of a child.
19 days ago
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Kerry Washington’s Worried Brows
20 days ago
it’s expensive to be poor.
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Locking in with a big plate of pilau for dinner and watching the season finale of Task. Love that for me.
20 days ago
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Just now hearing AWS has been down all day? The list of services that aren't working is nuts
20 days ago
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Jamming
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21 days ago
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One of the senior partners was absolutely hammered drunk giving his portion of the “congrats to the all the staff” speech 💀
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21 days ago
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Mondays at work are for watching all the game highlights you missed over the weekend. Work doesn’t technically start until Tuesday
21 days ago
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I was juuuust about to fall asleep when i realized i let the sun roof on my car open and it’s raining. Now I’m UP up smh
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21 days ago
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Liverpool have lost FOUR in a row?!!?
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21 days ago
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Got stuck into a convo with a crypto bro and it’s terrible beyond imagine
21 days ago
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The hotel room pic before the Halloween party goes brazy
22 days ago
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Any time I accidentally hit caps lock in the middle of typing, whenever I read it back I hear Bobcat Goldthwait's voice đź’€
23 days ago
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Now I can hate watch all weekend in peace. Great second half and great win from the lads.
#CFC
23 days ago
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Starting “HIM”. Let’s see how terrible it is lol
23 days ago
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Genuine question but how are the gym people affording to bulk in this economy with these prices? I want to but my pockets hurt
#blacksky
#blackskyfitness
#blackskygym
23 days ago
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I just remembered, a couple months ago I walked out my local bar to hit the ATM and there were some kids doing a photoshoot and asked me to be in a few pics. "Ayyo Unc, you wanna get in a couple pics??" * UNC?!? * - internal monologue
24 days ago
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Work is having a hot chocolate and breakfast burrito (of your choice) event, as if the bathrooms aren’t constantly out of order
25 days ago
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You ever just get hit with a crushing realization about mortality and now you’re like “well I guess I gotta deal with this for the rest of my life” or is it just me
26 days ago
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Tiedof Dishet 🛌
26 days ago
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Lemme focus on this Splinter Cell. It’s been cooking so far
26 days ago
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The group chat etiquette between a predominately white group vs predominantly black group is so hilariously different
26 days ago
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Tomorrow already feels like a Steely Dan - Royal Scam kinda day.
27 days ago
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Just saw someone with this aesthetic as a huge piece going up their leg and it was really dope lol
27 days ago
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I need to get some sushi this week
27 days ago
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We gotta give flowers to David Allen Grier now while he's still around to receive them because he is a comedic genius and legend
29 days ago
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