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ɖǟʀȶɦ ʋɛɖǟ ♑️
about 8 hours ago
That bitch is not only physically violent with her "friends", but she scammed the elderly & y'all want her back on TV? Ew.
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two years of a six year sentence for scamming people, including the elderly, to the point of financial ruin. one of her victims even killed themselves. may she never return to BRAVO.
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about 9 hours ago
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julia
3 days ago
the Porsha incident demonstrating that the authorities do indeed get called if someone is sufficiently disruptive on a plane… if everyone would just listen to what Big Mer has been preaching and saying…
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discourse & bravo
3 days ago
britani saying the flight was the most traumatic thing that has happened to her. meanwhile her kids don't fuck with her at all
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i could not possibly care less about britani bateman’s fake relationship with jared osmond. get these idiots off my tv!!
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2 days ago
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i feel like you’re not allowed to complain about your headache if you haven’t had anything to eat yet.
6 days ago
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i love that he has to explain his insults in parentheses. jokes are always better when you have to explain them. 🤭
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6 days ago
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life is so much better when you have an outfit to plan or a trip to look forward to.
8 days ago
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get britani bateman off my television! i don’t care what meredith did to her, she was asking for it!
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9 days ago
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Emma
13 days ago
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what do you mean you wouldn’t drive me to IAD at 4am? my dad would.
13 days ago
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rosalia is a weird bitch and i have been saying this for years. if rosalia has no haters, i am dead.
18 days ago
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the singular of tamales is “tamal”. not ta-molly.
19 days ago
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there is no such thing as a persecuted christian. please. 😭
20 days ago
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angela.b.adwoa
20 days ago
Is this yalls queen?
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i just want to note for the permanent record that i was like this *before* the british vogue article. 💅🏼
20 days ago
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Krystal Kavita Jagoo, MSW (She/Her/Hers) 🇹🇹👊🏽✍️🏾♊️♊️♏️
22 days ago
Usha Vance is on my skyline more than I would like, so it felt like a good time to note I will never feel sorry for her, or: - Kash Patel - Vivek Ramaswamy - Jay Bhattacharya - Harmeet Dhillon - Kush Desai And I will always have smoke for Anita Anand's complicity with Carney's ongoing genocide! 🍉🍉🍉
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Gillian Brockell
22 days ago
When I worked in WaPo Opinions in 2017-2018, senior editors specifically told junior editors not to factcheck Marc Thiessen and other MAGA columnists, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to publish anything by them at all, and “we need them for intellectual diversity.”
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when did everyone start calling sweatshirts, “sweaters”? and why? i feel like i’m the only one who noticed this change. is this a mandela effect situation?
22 days ago
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The Onion
22 days ago
Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers
https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
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Solomon
22 days ago
Somebody said y'all would rather support that white woman over Winsome Earle-Sears Let me tell you something... VOTE FOR THAT WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!
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it should be illegal for men to design hotel bathrooms
22 days ago
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The Nana Yaga
about 1 month ago
White men facing consequences for their actions isn't purity testing when everyone else faces consequences for crimes they're not even committing.
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i hate finding a creator whose style i like, and then seeing all their clothes are from amazon. 💔
about 1 month ago
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did karol and feid break up? 🥺
about 1 month ago
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Jason Dogwood 💙 🏳️🌈 🌱
about 1 month ago
The pattern of "religious" men abusing children is real and documented. It's infuriating that LGBTQ+ people bear the brunt of moral panic rhetoric while the actual harm to children is coming from the very people doing the loudest screaming about "protecting" them.
#NotADragQueen
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Pastor who raged about kids seeing Pride flags arrested for child abuse - LGBTQ Nation
Silas H. Shelton has been accused of abusing his religious authority to groom a teenage girl.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/10/pastor-who-raged-about-kids-seeing-pride-flags-arrested-for-child/
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tinybaby
about 1 month ago
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
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Caleb Dume
about 1 month ago
So someone should enslave him. 🤷🏾♂️
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i get the worst nail envy when i see a good red mani. even though mine are already red every other week 😭
about 1 month ago
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way ahead of you 🤭
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about 1 month ago
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Pop Crave
about 1 month ago
Doechii looks captivating in Chicago.
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Cranberry Manilow
about 1 month ago
It brings me no joy to confirm that this report is indeed accurate and truthful.
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Karen K. Ho
about 1 month ago
sometimes peace is seeing a snarky quote-post and choosing not to respond to it
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Emma
about 1 month ago
remember when wendy and peter thomas were going into business together… that should’ve been our first clue yall
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Mark Harris
about 1 month ago
Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...
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Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
https://people.com/diane-keaton-dead-oscar-winning-actress-dies-at-79-exclusive-8603118?hid=7c4a1aae3df469976f95501cb16f66bff3720476&did=19876358-20251011&utm_source=ppl&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=ppl-breaking-news_newsletter&utm_content=101125&lctg=7c4a1aae3df469976f95501cb16f66bff3720476&lr_input=78ef4767c9f04e424cbb6a202c84ff19c32d04d86ffdf53f3c4ffd14afd8c4f1&campaign=15268005
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i LOVE a little workout after a night of drinking. i know it sounds crazy, but it is such a good reset for me.
about 1 month ago
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Big Lord Bunny
about 1 month ago
We have got to disabuse ourselves of thinking there is some magical mix of messaging that is going to stop white folks from picking whiteness every day, every time and twice on Sundays. They have never stopped putting it first.
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last night i got hit with back to back “yOu DoN’t LoOk PeRuViAn” comments. from bolivians. 😑
about 1 month ago
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we are so blessed!!
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about 1 month ago
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Dorothy Parker Fucks
about 1 month ago
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ladies, hide your boyfriends. i don’t want to see them.
about 1 month ago
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Xavier D’Leau
about 1 month ago
me with this wendy news
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Emma
about 1 month ago
I think more real housewives should commit crimes idk it’s kind of funny
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Enrique
about 1 month ago
buenas tardes ojala se muera donal trum
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can’t believe how many of my mutuals went to the chris brown concert. like, i thought you were feminists.
about 1 month ago
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orynthia blue.
about 1 month ago
And and and how many issues are gonna be hit with “they shouldn’t stand up for that bc it will hurt them in the election” before it looks like they’re spineless and struggling to stand for anything? (They already look like this)
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tired of influencers trying to tell me i absolutely NEED their new 100% acrylic sweater that they’re hocking. that’s plastic. you are trying to sell me wearable plastic.
about 2 months ago
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nobody can ever make me understand how a person could sign up to be baby mama #3 or beyond. bm1 probably thought they would be together forever. bm2 same thing, but naive. after that it’s a pattern and you are setting yourself up. please 😩
about 2 months ago
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Alice Jane Grimm (she/her)
about 2 months ago
Kind of amazing to see a state governor say “you need to cop watch for community safety” In trying to remember past times other governors have called for cop watching as community defense?
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