Realized if every boot order was reversed the final 2 of #Survivor 50 would be Ryan Aiken and Stephanie Berger.🤩

I wish I could capture the drama of the outback in my look.

Dream addition for BrantSteele would be an "It's Complicated" option for relationships that would essentially randomize a relationship score for that pair for those relationships that are constantly changing.

No more brokevivor, no more scabvivor, it's time for Pittvivor

Rob C on a podcast talking about how Mark “wasn’t able to get a coalition together” UMM like does everyone have amnesia from when Mark, Tara, and Johnny abandoned Natalie?! Like that’s when those dummies lost the game! Not last night. #thetraitorsus

Need Ogilvie fired by the end of this shift, holy fucking shit. #ThePitt

Langdon acting like there’s nothing weird going on with him and Santos was actually insane behavior. #ThePitt

FUCKING MEASLES MOM! #ThePitt

Lisa Rinna: What did you mean when you said you wanted to hold me hostage? Colton: What did you mean when you said you wanted to slit my throat? Well you see Lisa Rinna doesn’t have a criminal history of slitting throats…. #TheTraitorsUS

The way every single Fields child is either a thot son or gay daughter is actually so incredible when you think about it.. like, that’s MOTHER. 🥰🥰🏳️‍🌈

Jenna Lewis bringing shit talking in exit interviews back 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Jenna Lewis watching Rick Devens have his little manbaby meltdown on Twitter today like #Survivor50

Johnny, Tara, and Mark not getting nearly enough heat for that Natalie vote. They LOST the game for the faithfuls with that vote. There was no "self-preservation" at that point. #TheTraitorsUS

Eric claiming he "didn't have the context" to Rob betraying Lisa and Candiace? God, this cast really is that fucking stupid. #TheTraitorsUS

Nobody who watches Big Brother would kill Ian first.

"See this is why I don't trust anyone." Well, you see, if you actually didn't trust anyone, you wouldn't be in this position. #TheTraitorsUS

"you pinky promised" girl...... #TheTraitorsUS

Eric: I never could've lived with myself that way. Well, you've been a traitor for like 10 seconds so. #TheTraitorsUS

Close enough, welcome back Natalie Tenerelli. #TheTraitorsUS

So I feel like the edit has made it pretty obvious Rob is going to win, but does anyone else worry the way a lot of contestants are talking on socials it sounds like Eric does too? 😬 😬 😬 #TheTraitorsUS

Can’t stop thinking about how Chrissy watched 2 seasons of White Lotus but not the third without an HBO account.

I've been thinking a lot about why the celebrity emphasis on #Survivor50 is so annoying. Will have more on this in my #Survivor recap later.

Fatigue of #Survivor premiere format: Jeff gives a weird speech, we play a nonsensical challenge w/ no stakes, 3 players go on a journey with no stakes for the first 45 minutes. It’s kind of funny how they feel like this is the action, when all they’re doing is delaying the action people watch for

Crazy how all the “fan votes” are exactly what Jeff wants.

Well that was certainly a 3 hour premiere. #Survivor

it’s so obvious jeff & production did what they wanted but told us we had the power #survivor50

“Getting medevac’d is just like the theme of the season in the hands of the fans, you don’t know what to expect being one of the last sentences of the premiere … yep Jeff Probst is the captain of this ship #Survivor

“It’s a loss to the season” #Survivor

*whispers* probably should’ve just ended the premiere at the Jenna vote. #survivor

Now that the first tribal council is over, now we can pull you from the game. #Survivor

“Ozzy campaigned against me to the jury” Bruh, you basically campaigned against you at the South Pacific FTC. #Survivor

“Do you wanna know what Martin Luther King said” You know, I don’t think Trump supporters should quote MLK. #Survivor

Sophie Clarke slander in prime time BOOOOOOO #Survivor

when you cast 24 of your biggest personalities in your landmark 50th season you really don’t need mini-game island!! really really don’t!! #survivor

When I think of dynamic twists of survivor I think of a vote block. #Survivor

Colby is playing a complicated board game even though you don’t really understand the rules representation. #Survivor

Honestly I’m kind of relieved now that Jenna is gone I don’t even have to pretend to care anymore. #Survivor

Stephenie: there might be a hidden immunity idol so I want to look for it! THE EVOLUTION #Survivor

Honestly if she had to go out early, I’m glad she gets to make her mark and go out first. Jenna Lewis is an OG who BUILT the show I love. I’m sad new fans will always just see her as the girl who went too hard for Cirie when her legacy deserves so much more than that. #Survivor

Voting out Jenna Lewis one of the most in your face players over Cirie who is one of the best players ever and incredibly sneaky is so… LOL #Survivor

a vote between Jenna Lewis and Cirie is an actual nightmare tbh

If only Pagong had pushed Jiffy over the edge at the first tribal council. #Survivor

The vote being between the three most interesting characters on the tribe is not a great sign. #Survivor

Padma leaving Top Chef to host some khia cooking show on CBS. 😭 Hope the check was fat!

Kyle like broke his leg and he’s still boring. #Survivor

Is even more jarring how on the new era people are in confessional when they’re with more experienced players. #Survivor

Oh it’s a medical emergency does Jeff need to change pants before the challenge restarts? #Survivor

Ok, so like…. I love her, but why would you ever give Cirie a critical role in a challenge???? #Survivor

A 3 HOUR PREMIERE?!?!? #survivor50

Feels less like a celebration of 50 seasons and more like, whatever you’d call the last 5 years…