Me when people tweet about survivor 50 like it’s actually going to be good. 🙊

Survivor: All-Stars winner Amber Brkich stuns at the DWTS finale in a photo with losing finalist Robert Mariano.

Sad because I'll never own the La Dame Bohemian Fire 3 Wick Candle 😔 #RHOP

Me when someone tells me not to touch the Morgan Letters 😏

Sonja Morgan on the #RHONY 11 Miami trip:

Bloomfs watching me tweet about #RHOSLC every week.

Me when I blackout and forget the ending of Crazy Rich Asians. #RHOSLC

Dawn Meehan had to reschedule her RHAP interview so I blocked Brenda Lowe.

Sassy Tom Colicchio >>>>>

Watching old seasons of Top Chef is so funny because you’ll be at the final 7 and someone will be like “I’ve never cooked Chinese food in my life.”

PIZZY LORE DROP: INITIALLY PAIGE DIDN’T WANT TO DO TAR SO IZZY CALLED CIRIE AND CIRIE DIDN’T WANT TO DO IT AND CONVINCED PAIGE!!!!!!!! (Sorry for the screaming but this is so important) — via the Brice Izyah YouTube channel

And this is why there should always be a *minimum* of two lesbians on any season of reality tv. 🤗🥰🏳️‍🌈

Me every time I hate-tweet about Heather Gay

Dear #TAR38, pushing a bloody BOULDER up the hill? When the very fit guy guy teams say „Wow, this is hard.“? What‘s wrong with you?! Related: Izzy and Paige are superheroes and I will hear no contrarian takes at this or any time.Ta.

If four teams arrive on the mat back-to-back it's a poorly designed leg. #AmazingRace

When a new Pam rises, the old one fades away.. #RHOP #RHOBH

Kyland or Taylor will be giving a confessional then like mid-sentence remember they have to pretend to be dating and its so awkward every time. #AmazingRace

I would like to ban teams working together on tasks for a season. #AmazingRace

Not me joking about this in BB25 only for it to come true on #AmazingRace

Izzy and Rubina had to fucking haul gigantic bags across a city and Tucker and Jag have to.... name 12 olives???? Like come on... #AmazingRace

This task is so unfair - Jag begs for money every night on TikTok! #AmazingRace

Taylor needs better friends. #AmazingRace

Adam and Joseph U-Turning Kyland and Taylor who have never come in first place once over Jag and Jas is just so.......... #AmazingRace

If Jag and Jas were so concerned about what Taylor and Kyland were saying, why not use any of the hours of down time they've had since then to ask???? #AmazingRace

PAM OLIVER STAN NEWS AND FACTS

Bronwyn needs to be careful aligning herself with Heather to push out Lisa and Meredith, because she will turn on her next. Reluctant Ex-Mormon Kyle Richards has an agenda and she will be on it. #RHOSLC

Heather has been drunk with power since getting Monica kicked off and it needs to STOP! #RHOSLC

A potluck for Brittani, really? #RHOSLC

The worst designed legs of #AmazingRace are the ones where you watch the teams in the lead do all the tasks, go to the finish, then you have to watch the teams in the back do the same thing. If the teams in the back never have a chance to catch the teams in the front, it's a poorly designed leg.

Jag would never ride for Taylor the way she constantly has for him.

We wanted to call out the sexism but not do anything to actually address it is certainly… a take.

We all know why he asked Jeremy that question and his refusal to set the record straight tells you exactly where he stands. Time after time Jeff is confronted by where the fans stand and continues to twist everything people say to avoid addressing the topic of discussion full on.

Like this is so wild, why does the P in RHOP suddenly stand for Prison? 😭😭

The way this is every single housewife of #RHOP, past and present..

*sighs* #RHOP

Final 5 and never voted correctly a single time 😊

Somehow made it to the endgame but am now convinced I'm a goat?

I’m sorry but not even the best seasons of Survivor could produce an entertaining 3 hour premiere.

Kinda wild how Adriana isn’t even full time housewife season 4 RHOM yet feels like the main character. She deserves a tagline

Survivor should be on in the fall, The Amazing Race should be on in the spring, and Big Brother should be on during the summer.

Something about ads for phone apps on streaming/TV feels so dystopian.

I can't get my head ’round how you've been playing tennis 🎵 🎾 #RHOMelbourne

Checking in with my casual parents on Survivor and let me tell you the sea krait comes up a lot more than either returnee.

I don’t really understand why people want a winners edit or edits like survivor on #SquidGameTheChallenge. What makes the show so exciting is anyone can go out at any time. If the show is telegraphing to you who wins or goes far, the games lose their suspense.

THE GRANDE DAME CAN NEVER BE DUPLICATED, IMINATED, OR INTIMIDATED

Ngl I thought Adam & Joseph would've been a lot better at the #AmazingRace than they are.

This is what every Jag/Jas confessional sounds like: Jag: Hearing from (insert team here) that Izzy & Paige are against us, lets me know that Izzy & Paige are against us. #AmazingRace

Any one else *REALLY* feeling the 90 minutes this season? #AmazingRace

Idk if anyone has reported on this but Parvati and Mae have re-followed each other on Instagram 😭