This statue kinda the last good idea Jeff ever had tbh

Im so glad Cirie got the Parvati Shallow Time Travel Idol, because I'm so ready for her to play the Parvati Shallow Time Travel Idol. #survivor50

Give me a Survivor season and I'll rank the cast.

#survivor pearl islands

Survivor is your rich friend who pretends to be broke.

New era survivor fandom feels so performative to me because it feels like they see how longtime fans post and try to replicate that with players, moments, quotes, things that don’t really make sense?

@truedorktimes.bsky.social I have been laughing at this for the last 5 minutes. Thank you *Linda Spencer lunge*

Kind of the spiritual successor to NELEH IS THE SURVIVOR

I just know they had the most mind-numbing conversation #Survivor50

HER 💜

#survivor micronesia

Who would you play your Parvati Shallow Time Travel Idol ™️ on?

Survivor 50 may be over… but the summer rewatch pod is back for its FIFTH year! Join Christine (and many fabulous guests) this summer for I Can Get Loud Too, a weekly Pearl Islands rewatch podcast! Intro ep drops on May 27, and the first ep recap drops June 3rd in the BJPod feed 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

The concept of getting into a Lyft and it's Parvati in a time traveling car.

The Parvati & Cirie Lyft commercial is the greatest thing to ever happen to me personally 🥰

#Hacks finale wishlist: Bob Lipka d*es

Never needed a fictional subscription service as much as I need Deborah+ #Hacks

“If Shakespeare were a woman, which maybe she was.” 💀 #Hacks

Fell to my knees

Make her the only returnee I’m so serious #bb28

Like, JEFF HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT YOU ARE A BAD STORYTELLER AND EVERY SINGLE INSTINCT THAT YOU’VE EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE IS WRONG?

“WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU”

DO A COUP JLP!!! DO A COUP!!!! We will welcome you as host!!!!!!!! #survivor

New Era, Open Era, let's just call it what it is: late-stage Survivor.

you and @glennyfromtheblock.bsky.social

Thank god it’s over

Amanda Kimmel, it should’ve been you

You wouldn’t spoil the firemaking outcome if you did a normal reunion 😊

Perhaps the resistance to the live finale was someone wants to hide they’re not as cognitively sound as they want to seem.

How on earth are they going to fill 2 more hours lmao

#survivor50 original survivor bad ass? what about when Shawna wore, a, uh, ski hat in season 6

She literally still holds the record for most individual wins for a woman.

Simmotion for final immunity?

Retire Jeff Probst!!! #Survivor50

Oh she’s coming back for vengeance two decades later #Survivor51

Ready for it to be over, yes.

I’ve always said Survivor is a better show BB is a better game because of the quick turnaround BB has 3 (now 4) eps a week hard to make a story out of a game that changes on a dime and Survivor has 6 months We are in a place where BB is better in both All thanks to Jeff Probst #BB28 #Survivor50

Survivor is retiring this challenge. Jeff: Anything like that becomes from a judges standpoint a little tricky. If you just let the challenge run how it was designed to until only person is left standing it would not be tricky.

I’m convinced Jeff Probst has never watched survivor #Survivor50

Me realizing I never have to watch another episode of The Jeff Probst Failed Talk Show Host Show ever again.. 🤩🥰 open.spotify.com/track/04o2ES...

"What you really want is a producer who is capable of presenting in front of the camera...I’m so grateful to be showrunner is not because that makes me the boss. It’s because I don’t have to ask permission to do anything I want as the host." 🤦

Erik Reichenbach truly nailed it. Highly recommend the follow if you haven’t

Also I'm sorry but wanting to spend more time on the finale itself with this final 5 is actually fucking crazy. None of your stars are here. You literally have the opportunity to spend more time with Cirie, Mike White, Christian, Emily, Ozzy, Coach, etc. and instead we are going to what...?

Can we just get a spinoff series run by people who care? #Survivor Classic or something?

I knew Survivor 50 was going to be really bad (before most people did 💪💅) but I'm kind of impressed it managed to exceed even my expectations for how bad it would be. 😂😭

50 should've been his last season. Let him bring all his buddies back and leave on a high note (at least personally). But instead he is continuing to subject us all to something only he cares about

Jeff Probst seems incredibly afraid of anyone pushing any narrative that is not his own, which is its own problem. What Jeff seems to forget both at Tribal Council and a theoretical reunion is he is the host and facilitator. He can set ground rules, he can push back on narratives he disagrees with

If Jeff doesn't want to host a reunion anymore, let her do it.

Every major reality tv show has a reunion. People who spend months watching a show want to see the cast all back together. People want to hear how cast members are reacting to things they’ve watched. People want to know what the cast is up to. This shouldn’t be difficult.

I feel like the fans need so little to be happy. Yes, we will always complain, but it shouldn't be hard to make a baseline good season of rtv. Especially if it's an anniversary season with full reign to bring back any and all possible legends