The back of my head throughout today

gonna tell my kids they were The Other Two

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

Not the first time I've said it, but I do think we should sit with the fact that the folks likeliest to have predicted we'd elect a reality TV president who'd create a fascist police state where people would be put into unmarked vans for criticizing Israel have been widely ridiculed my entire life.

Wearing one of these gives you Nostradamus-like powers of divination. Just don't think it can be denied at this point.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/

I wrote about the narrative importance of the sex scenes in Heated Rivalry, how this reflects the magic of romance novel storytelling, and how the plot is fuelled by a genuinely bleak view of homophobia in hockey culture. (Spoilers for ep 4!)

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

Heated Rivalry is yet another one for streaming's consistent habit of "our super expensive original productions land with a big wet thud while our pickups of supposedly weirdo or niche foreign imports hit like gangbusters."

Huh, I wonder if I've ever seen frotting depicted in a show before.

Oh God they are teasing the mpreg girlies.

That's what three sex scenes before the title drop lmao.

nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot

RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :] willgrahamphd: Hello. RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;) willgrahamphd: No. RED_DR4G0N: y not :( RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind. RED_DR4G0N: o RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?

A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.

just learning about the united states democratic party

Boys want one thing and it’s a federal unicameral parliamentary system with a proportional electoral system

"just throw on youtube videos in the background" they said "it'll stress you out less than the news" well i'm still stressed about the news and now i have a parasocial crush on a weird little guy who talks about video game topography

who called it "navigating societal expectations of masculinity and race with respect to sexual acts and personal desire" and not "cumpartmentalization"

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

Jar Jar: Meesa no knowing what dat is mister Jedi Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite

HIGHLY. POLISHED. STATUARY. MARBLE.

this but for these and me imagining i’m cruella de vil

Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

homophobia and transphobia are a reaction against bodily autonomy and happiness itself. they want to torture us as an extension of the way they torture themselves.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

If Hell exists then he's down there wailing for eternity.

I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity. "What service is Microsoft providing?" Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.

Gorilla City here we come

Sooo glad I can finally post this

found a fetish tumblr that's all about reblogging images of shirtless fit men and captioning them as if the guy is currently having or will have a heart attack

I’ve been in the hospital since October recovering from a double lung transplant. I’m in desperate need of financial aid for my bills— I’m down to only $500 in my entire life savings. If you can help even a dollar, it helps tremendously, as does sharing this GoFundMe. gofund.me/4146e677

Chris O'Donnell's ass was a gay awakening.

Reposting this for no particular reason

If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

"HE'S GETTING AWAY!! AH-HYUCK!!"

Do not, for one solitary second, let Bob, 52, sales manager from Wherever, Wisconsin sour you on the project of human emancipation. Don't do it! There have always been Bobs. There will always be Bobs. If you disagree with Bob, you either get through to Bob or beat him. That's the work. Onward.

We will fail often. Many people are bad. Many people don't know much. But people looking at much worse, less knowledgeable electorates — people who literally couldn't read or write, who had been intentionally kept from political information — worked to expand democracy anyway to our eternal benefit.

You either believe that we should rule ourselves or you don't. Doing so is a burden and a grave responsibility. This is not a fair-weather commitment. It is an incredible pain, more often than not. But that is the price of not being slaves. And it is an exceptionally good deal.

Broke: J'RPG Woke: Final Frenchasy Bespoke: Je suis-koden

Mon Mothma: alors on danse

Seeing a lot of Chandrillan twinks.

had a dream that NileRed uploaded a new video

No fire is too hot for his kidnappers