When the revolution comes the Kpop Demon Hunters will be first against the wall

Linklater? I hardly know her

Just saw a lame skit on Instagram where they tried to use “Nouvelle Vogue” as a punchline for a pretentious snobby movie, somebody needs to tell them that’s a Netflix original movie that came out 3 days ago

Deeply respect the woman in front of me on the bus watching a video called “Mitch Hedberg Feminist Moments”

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I live in Spokane Washington, dawg we gotta get better celebrities than Sydney Sweeney and Rachel Dolezal

The Megalomaniacal Spider-Man by Peter Bagge, maybe one of my all time favorite books.

I still have never executed on probably my best Halloween idea, which is a store-bought Minion costume that I keep telling people is “Steampunk Wario”

I first read this comic almost 30 years ago and I'm still so charmed by Strange in that last panel being like "Oh shit a bunny that's awesome"

Torchic 'Pokemon Dash' Nintendo DS

BATMAN #5 Variant Cover.

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad! www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

You can go mostwhere in the all the beefy rugged pleasure of the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumby Gummer with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation Prumby: Drive What Cars You

in case anything happens to the Mona Lisa, don't worry everyone, I got a photo

Trying to figure out what Jim Downey looks like has been a years-long journey

SpadeHive

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

You should never take candy from strangers, especially if that stranger is a baby

Is Beatrice the Bluebird seeing anyone

There is a really robust tradition of people from Game of Thrones sucking ass in Marvel movies

I love endless algorithmic scroll, it makes me feel so normal

A short skirt AND a long jacket? In this economy?

I do love the idea Pattinson and Corenswet being the Batman/Superman pair, but if the entire DCU experiment is, as I believe to be true, a long game building to Batman cold-cocking Nathan Fillion in the Hall of Justice, then I don’t see Battinson filling that role.

Going absolutely berserk over the One Battle After Another score

Juggalo gals won’t ya come out tonight? Come out tonight? Come out tonight? Juggalo gals won’t you come out tonight, and dance by the light of the moon

Been a hard week, barkeep. Please pour me a Rum & Stiller.

Among my chief regrets is all the hours I've spent listening to strangers' stories at parties when I could have been watching television. There's so much of it. Did you know Danny Glover played Philip Marlowe one time? Literally no anecdote about priority boarding is better than that

Andy Borowitz

I received this push notification while driving a school bus full of elementary students.

Hey--I'm selling an original Alf logo that I did while on staff at Marvel over on Ebay--you should but it! www.ebay.com/itm/29762534...

Frank Miller, 1979.

OH MY GOD.

Evergreen

listening and learning

We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody.

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

It turns out this is just a lie that the WSJ ran without so much as a courtesy check; a lie that endangers an already targeted population.

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

YouTube ad surveys are either like “What is your opinion on the beloved brand Gurgle? Very positive? Moderately positive?” Or like “have you ever heard of Microsoft?”

My acne wash makes my acne better but it also irritates the skin on my eyelids. Would you rather have mild acne or look like Grima Wormtongue twenty four sev

My friend just texted me the Bone Temple poster and said “they made this for you”