Andy Borowitz

I received this push notification while driving a school bus full of elementary students.

Hey--I'm selling an original Alf logo that I did while on staff at Marvel over on Ebay--you should but it! www.ebay.com/itm/29762534...

Frank Miller, 1979.

OH MY GOD.

Evergreen

listening and learning

We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody.

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

It turns out this is just a lie that the WSJ ran without so much as a courtesy check; a lie that endangers an already targeted population.

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

YouTube ad surveys are either like “What is your opinion on the beloved brand Gurgle? Very positive? Moderately positive?” Or like “have you ever heard of Microsoft?”

My acne wash makes my acne better but it also irritates the skin on my eyelids. Would you rather have mild acne or look like Grima Wormtongue twenty four sev

My friend just texted me the Bone Temple poster and said “they made this for you”

Yoda from Attack of the Clones

Guy who’s never heard the phrase “dozing off” before: “I can’t believe he would do something like that at work”

Trump at 2pm Eastern today:

Hard to explain if you didn’t grow up in the 90s but this frog was huge

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

It’s not like I was expecting Power of the Dog or The Irishman or whatever to bust major blocks, but like, there have been more than a few really great populist bangers on Netflix. What makes Carry-On a hit and not Rebel Ridge? Why is Back in Action outperforming Tick Tick Boom?

Great collection of very real movies.

Every streaming service needs to have a 24/7 live channel called “movies that look good”

Tim Meadows might be my favorite working actor for real.

Literally the only thing Spotify has over Apple Music anymore is cuter graphic design for their wrapped

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Why are you gatekeeping singing a joyful song to the heavens? With AI I could produce a song twice as cathartic and jovial without even having to open my mouth

"But you liked me yesterday"

You may have seen this story blowing up about Will Smith using AI to generate fake audiences to promote his latest tour, but the truth is more complicated. The audiences are real, but the footage was manipulated: first by Will Smith's team and then, without permission, by YouTube itself.

I can’t believe *checks notes* convicted murderer Snoop Doggy Dogg would say something so heinous about Buzz Lightyear

Somehow the topic of ponies came up the other day and my friends immediately and unanimously agreed that I was the Apple Jack of the group, as if it was obvious and self-explanatory. I have been thinking about this for more than a week now

This is in the replies and it demonstrates a real issue which is if you find profundity from an AI, you’re responding to something profound a human being wrote that was vacuumed up and what ends up happening is you thank AI and not only don’t thank the person, you have no idea they were involved

I love streaming video content on Walter Disney Plus

Getting profoundly tired of the Caught Stealing trailer

Letterboxd users are absolute freaks. Best social media platform by a LOT.

This show is brought to you by… losers like you

Had it on the calendar. Couldn’t miss it.

The long water segments in pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire are super irritating and boring but when some journalist whose name I don’t even know said so in their positive review of the game for some reason it made people so angry that I still have to hear about it literally 10 years later

What if I tripled down on tumblr

Marvel Unlimited app should have a “yard sale” mode where it just serves up a random issue from the middle of a run and the cover is missing.

In the next 5 years A24’s gonna release a campy queer slasher that sucks called “Cleavage,” I’d stake my career on it

Studio fridge isn’t afraid to say it.

Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit theonion.com/meryl-s...

Okay who the FUCK left the cake out in the rain

I will finish reading Game of Thrones

Why is every video game about collecting ingredients now

you got it boss

Truly a strange feeling to have grown up with the internet being your refuge and cherished resource only to have it become utter shit and realize that maybe you don't need it and in fact can't use it the way you used to anymore