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“We have top men working on your lawn right now.” “Who?” “Top. Bug. Men.”

I feel like “horror is having a moment” has been a sudden trend in Hollywood since 1933.

❗PATREON POLL❗Patrons can now vote on which film will get an audio review for July! Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey? Evil Dead Burn? Nicolas Winding Refn's Her Private Hell? Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass? Become a Patron for $1 a month to choose! www.patreon.com/posts/poll-j...

Persepolis is one of the great animated films of the 2000s and The Voices is one of the more daring dark comedies of the 2010s. RIP to one of the truly underrated singular voices of early 21st century filmmaking.

Star Wars is back in theaters, so @shakexcellence.bsky.social, @samgos.bsky.social & I Have Spoken about how auspicious a return The Mandalorian and Grogu is to cinemas on the latest Cinema To The Letter!

Favorite First Watches of May 2026

Wayans brothers frantically adding a "THE BATHROOMS" sequence to the new SCARY MOVIE before picture lock

Not surprising given he's made two movies about artificial intelligence being misunderstood. Wonder if he's going to have his billionaire acid taking 2nd unit director set up a bunch of PS4s in order to transfer consciousness?

Amazing. I'm 90% sure this is Tim Robinson.

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Heard the real party's gonna be on the other side of Pennsylvania Ave Source:

Still nursing your Mandalorian and Grogu hangover and need some excitement? Well jump in your podracer and listen as Thomas, @rust3dbr3w.bsky.social & @adamnotsandler.bsky.social discuss The Phantom Menace on the I for Indie entry for our Star Wrs season! linktr.ee/cinema2letter

Gutierrez's Book of Life is one of the most underrated animated films of the 2010s and seeing him destroy his integrity like this is a crushing disappointment.

Over on Patreon, @rmfezman.bsky.social & @thekacer.bsky.social helped me determine the ultimate Star Wars Glup Shitto. Become a Patron for $1 to find out who makes it to the top!

World Dracula Day is also a great occasion to bring up that...in my deep fandom of all things Dracula...I'll always be sad I didn't get to see the theatrical production featuring Daniel Day-Lewis as a bleach-blonde version of the Count and Peter Capaldi as Harker.

Cineasts can now vote for which Star Wars movie myself and a guest will do a commentary over! Become a Cineast for just $1 to vote!

I think about this all the time.

Star Wars season continues on Cinema To The Letter as Torrey Depina & Adam Sirdoreus enter a Duel of the Fates with me while discussing Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace!

1. Escape from New York 2. The Thing 3. They Live 4. In the Mouth of Madness 5. Halloween

Haven't watched Hacks in years, but putting Alex Moffat in a tech bro vest is perfect casting.

Been to enough weddings where the DJ plays Mr. Brightside and all the millennials join in without hesitation. Myself included.

This is actually what Disclosure Day is about

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

Over on Patreon, Cineasts can now vote on which June release will get an audio review! Will it be Toy Story 5? Steven Spielberg's Disclosure Day? The Backrooms? Jackass Last & Best? Become a Cineast now to help us decide for just $1 a month! www.patreon.com/posts/poll-j...

Along with being a very memorable part of the deranged 80s slasher Sleepaway Camp, Jonathan Tiersten also posted some of the weirdest selfies/captions combos on his FB page. They brought me confused joy back when I cared about that platform. RIP

The Godfather, The Simpsons and the Internet itself were created so this magic thing could come into existence.

Sure it looks great, but what if I told you this was made of the original negative of MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS?

After a months long hiatus, somehow Cinema To The Letter has returned! Listen to me kick off a new era of Cinema To The Letter with special guests Charlie and Lili as we discuss A New Hope!

The greatest description of Star Wars ever by a non-fan. Take it away, Malcolm Tucker

He died of a broken heart.

The perfect billboard doesn't ex... #MortalKombat2

Favorite First Watches of April 2026

Patrons can now hear Megan and I try to survive the "Don't say MOTHER" challenge!

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pipe dream

A Knives Out movie set at the 1995 Hard Rock Cafe Las Vegas launch event.

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

“Slow Churned Rich & Creamy”

Most Americans: I’m going to die working this job 😞 Members of Congress: I’m going to die working this job! 😃

Listen to our unedited new theme music composed from our Star Wars bonus announcement ep written by our music guy Burial Grid! Purchase his music at burialgrid.com!

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