Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century. Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something. Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities. Riker: Yes, sir.

the post going around about claude having outdated info about targets in iran was itself a question posed to claude, which has no inferiority or knowledge of the program state used when drawing up targets. please stop asking the AI about what it did, it literally doesn’t know

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

been avoiding getting an energy tariff since i moved in and watched the news and immediately got a 1 year fixed tariff lmao

Lots of members out in Gorton and Denton for our amazing Labour candidate Angeliki Stogia 🌹 #GortonAndDenton #GortonandDentonByElection #labourdoorstep

it’s, no joke, the Labour Party’s birthday today

The language isn't important, it's the same old guff. It's the fact he visited - no one thinks Starmer's presence is going to make any difference one way or the other but they wouldn't let him near it if the seat was doomed because that makes him look doomed.

If Reform win this by-election Labour are gonna get so much worse. If the Greens win Labour are gonna get so much worse. If Labour win, Labour are gonna get so much worse

a nation's stepsisters cry out for freedom. they're really wedged in there somehow

People say "be gay do crimes" but when its Peter Mandelson you're all suddenly opposed are you

um some people work for the new york times as a coping mechanism?? you didnt think about that did you

when you're behind in rent

My driving instructor was a Freemason who has since become a magician.

Fahrenheit is optimized for everyday human understanding, just like English. It's immediately clear to me what you're talking about when you say something in English to me.

this moderation incident was when i went "yea i dont need to be on cohost that bad". bsky.app/profile/dhip...

I heard a loud thump and found this:

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

I wish this chatbot on chess.com had a different line of dialogue for when it starts to lose

[0009614] Visitors hang around past the point of their clothes rotting off

if you enjoyed that Glaswegian trans woman arranging to get publicly booted in the balls wait until you see Labour’s 2026 Gorton and Denton by-election campaign

[OBRA DINN PRE-FLASHBACK AUDIO] VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door! VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol! [DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/

this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen

demons forcing us to place bets on our own deepening immiseration? i miss blaseball so much

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

This would be very good so no doubt Starmer will u turn in under 24 hours

consider the "chocolate haggis"

Okay I found the most depressing post

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.

Definitely the one that ended up in print after I think I made a lady question her sexuality or something. This was in NY magazine.

for a series called ace combat there sure is a lot of sexual tension

In Mario Party Superstars, the "endless mode" of Hot Rope Jump is not actually endless, and will play an ending scene after reaching 9999 jumps. This takes 3 hours of continuous flawless play, making this the longest Mario Party series minigame with a definite ending.

Please help, I'm trapped on this island, no no don't rescue me, just blow it up

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

"Respectful and understanding" - perhaps they were. I'm not. I don't think any of us should be. I think orgs that do this need to pay a heavy price for doing it. They're afraid of the power transphobes have: and so we must endeavour to build power of our own and to wield it uncompromisingly.

PSA if you’re visiting family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Sweat Mode • LG calls it SweatVision • Sony calls it Salt Secretion • Roku calls it AutoSweat™ • Google TV calls it Image Perspiration • Vizio calls it DripTech

idk who needs to hear this, but it's time to put the turkey in the freezer