This is what that little twerp from Undertale looks like now

lalafell named Duduran Duran

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

i still fundamentally believe that sandwichnet is real in star trek

replacing 105 dyes with 3 dyes why do I even need a second retainer anymore

This is so tragic it's actually incredibly funny

Can this be a solution?

putting this in the front

societies typically talk about human cognition as working similarly to whatever is seen as the latest and greatest technology. that’s why we currently describe the brain as a roguelike deckbuilding game about characters making their way up a spire

ME: 20 years ago we had No Child Left Behind. Now we have None Pizza Left Beef. Is this anything MY FRIEND WHO LIVES IN A BUNK BED IN A GARAGE WITH ME: None pizza left beef was also 20 years ago OWNER TEXTING US BOTH: Can you keep it down I'm recording ASMR

True Art

It comes around quicker every year.

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

I am overjoyed to see that this picture is still exactly where I left it on the internet and nobody has noticed.

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic (Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes) #simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

(now there's a fire dog starter pokemon) if you think about it fennekin is a kind of horse,

one time i made a throwaway joke about a german pokemon region with a dog starter named hechenpupper so i got like 50% of the way there

Sound Type confirmed

we popping the biggest bottles when pokemon conquest 2 happens in an hour

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

Just remembered I got really stoned and made exactly one TikTok video over a year ago and then never logged in again lol

I've always said this

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

I should change my number

A little Catman sketch I drew on a blank cover from @gailsimone.bsky.social 's legendary Secret Six run

This is what gaming is all about

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

is that good

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

@tarabomp.bsky.social am I remembering correctly that you posted this photo on twitter years ago?

I don't like that

Still amazed that it makes perfect sense in context

1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb? 2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid. 1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay

feeling nostalgic and looking back at my old Tumblr drawings. I was really trying to capture much more peaceful vibes back then

Bizarro: Me am not Bizarro. Me am not here right now to not don’t fight with anyone who isn’t not you, Unsuper person of nonspecific gender. Supergirl: it is too early to deal with you right now