nice try. not falling for that one

Shrike territory

had a pretty bad day when I had explicitly planned a good day. all is chaos

Morning walk

making vn is easy you just write a book and then you read back each line from that book and think what facial expression are they making and then you draw each expression and then line by line you add a tag for the face they are making. the best part is you only have to do this a few thousand times

now were fucking cooking. let's get into that real nitty gritty. we had enough sonic games with running and racing it's time to see the government compliance board for disability standards run by funny talking animals.

You’ve heard of the one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people-eater. Now, get ready for…

if i was a bird would you still find me vaguely offputting

i know i have a bit of a reputation for talking shit about rebrands. but i gotta say i like this one

field research

APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

I don't really know anything about Hunter Schafer other than she's really good at making this face:

baguette o'clock 🥖

This is how I talk about music

i had a shameful failure of self control in drivers ed class today and briefly rambled about the 1969 f1 boycott of spa francorchamps. the instructor was cool about it but is only into nascar

Ballerina Uni

edit and resubmit my entire dick and nuts, amazon

Mondays...

something about this lighting makes her look even more like a plushie than usual

103.

she's so real for this

lovely tuxedo cat begging for costco cheese bagel

Art motivation 💪

i got art block and it’s 3 am

ok ill bite. what's undertale

refusing to believe that Primal Fear is a courtroom thriller from 1996 and not a cult classic fighting game for the N64 from 1996

poke

The beach

hair turning grey and crumbling to dust as i desperately try in vain to explain to people that there fundamentally will never be a Good Corporate Social Media Platform. please can we go back to having our own spaces. please. web sites, forums, and chat rooms that aren't owned by billionaires. aaaugh

Posting art is so embarrassing. Like here's what's in my psyche i guess. Jesus christ

Jet Jaguar is a good kid

Seethe Mate

i was searching to see what the glow in the dark game boy pocket looked like and it showed me this and put "RARE GAME BOY FULL OF HAIR" in bold like that is a thing someone would be specifically looking for

Listen dude war is hell

im sick of holding this yard sale. people keep trying to buy my bones. you cant have these, these are mine.

I love when I say shit like "CCA char is ugly" and people go NUH UH and then show me a picture of a man who's about to pitch me on investing in his fintech startup

so, approximately two dozen new followers since that snatcher intro screen meme. you guys heard of juice jacking?

if you play a video on your phone in public without headphones i should be allowed to attack you until you stop

they should let you tell people to kill themselves if you're suicidal. we have the pass.