If rip van winkle wore sunglasses would that make him zzz top

Fuck! Shit! Goddamn!

belated birthday gift for a friend

I have a new perverse desire in life I want to see someone port spyro to the n64 Chaos

WHY DOES WIKIPEDIA NOT EVEN HAVE A LINK OUT TO THE ACTUAL MYTHOLOGICAL GUY OF RYOMEN SUKUNA WHY IS THE LINK RED FUCK ALL YOU GODDAMN WEEBS

Sometimes I think about Bandai Namco and I imagine its investors and CEOs looking at jjk Ryomen Sukuna like "I remember when I was your age"

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

I think we should bring back 1920s mobsters. Not because I think they're good guys or anything I just think it would be healthy for the world if guys got into standoffs with tommyguns against the American police force while also going NYAH, SEE

OH THAT'S HER KNEE

rewire your vampire

thank you Europe

my name is Dolly Fallover and I live on the Floor

Did you know if you don't like Dark Souls 2 it means your soul is impure and you will burn eternally in the dark pits of hell

Brazil banned twitter for like two minutes once and it seriously fucked up their user base for a second. It’s a dying old man and nobody wants to punch it.

It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school

Honestly think that if you pulled twitter from the App Store and shut it down it would fuck up the entire right wing ecosystem at that point. Like the entire media apparatus would fall apart.

staring politely #lacenet

I'm going to reinvent Omegaverse but instead of incorrect dog mechanics it will work off of correct bird mechanics. All in the name of making pickup artists realize they cannot peacock when the truth is they dress like a peahen.

Gogg Fancam

I recommend submitting a complaint.

I have fixed Pokemon Channel's biggest issue. The second biggest issue however is what the fuck kind of clock is this anyway. Ah yes, it's F past L.

How come, as far as I'm aware, EA never paid anyone to just take Dead Space's engine and make a normal zombie game? Like the dismemberment system specifically would be cool to see elsewhere

I think if I actually ever make progress on the digimon romhack I'd not be able to erase gender but keep breeding like I wanted to so I might just shitpost and turn Attract into Magnet instead

LMAO love that one. I'll add one of my favorites I have saved.

its a simple post but an honest one

made a quick edit on my phone lol

cloud strife got all dolled up and passed immediately, I think he might have been ready

Today, Hambone had a bath

If I was in No Mouth I'd get subject to sooo much torment, cause Id be constantly insulting Am for being a whiny lil baby. Id get turned into a unthinking slug for two years just to shut me up only to get brought back to normal for him to show off his power and be like "oh God had a temper tantrumm"

the problem with bluesky isn't discourse or a lack of niche posting. it's that we need more gay guys and trans women addicted to molly on this website posting family guy screencaps where lois is wearing bondage gear and the post is captioned "just doordashed bubble tea"

Hello yes I have a question for people who line in so-called "third world countries": Do y'all still kick the asses of people who are *too* obnoxious? Cause we can't do that in The First World anymore and I have my suspicions that it has had horrible consequences on society

*raises hand* I don't think, definitionally, he is demented. That is my only notes.

The complete linguistic flowchart of how to speak to someone whose gender is "whatever is funniest for the bit" There's a lot of "girl, no"s but also a lot of" just a little guy"s

I still say tweets and twitter, not because I'm old, but because I do not respect social media

Ngl it's so funny that custom lego builds are called mocs. There's such an Old Internet vibe to making an acronym of My Own Creation and throwing it around like a normal noun that can be pluralized and such

Slime girl soulmate

I think the that the Luddites (the actual historical group) had a lot of good and forward thinking ideas that we may wish to look at and apply to modern circumstances

SWEET JESUS THEY'RE JUST MAKING SHIT

Oy

I still have to use Windows for some things and it seems to be just about every day now I'm seeing complaints about it sucking in new ways. So here's a little list of tools I use to make Windows not suck by debloating virtually everything out of it that makes it bad and making it more usable. 🧵

I decided to read the full patent and this is substantially funnier than I expected - they want to generate the AI "helper" from footage of other people playing the game, including, they specifically note, footage scraped from social media and youtube bc everyone on socials/youtube is an expert

As I've watched the number of slutty boys doing femsona stuff go up I feel it is once again time to remind you that you can just be a girl if you want. You can just do that. Idec if you start off thinking it's a fetish, it won't be if you bother sticking with it lmao

Idk who started "liking animal crossing porn makes you a degenerate" but I hope you know you're the reason why collective shout is able to exist lmao