YES YOU DO, YOU DO ACTUALLY DO THAT, ESPECIALLY ON LONG FLIGHTS. CHANGING PILOTS DURING A FLIGHT IS A THING THAT REGULARLY HAPPENS, DAVID

'Hey, man, you should be thankful to the US for protecting the whole world!' US protection: 'Nice world you've got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it...'

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

happy easter! 🐑 🩷

Would you like to be thoroughly unprepared for an experience? Yes

Few are brave enough to acknowledge the truth.

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

Airline CEOs looking at the safe corridors between Europe and Asia right now.

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

2026 basically

get it right

They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been

routine is essential

This lady looks like she rolled a 1 on a dexterity check for putting on pants

"well that's not very nice of you"

uh holy SHIT?

New Year's resolutions start on Monday right?

it’s time to exercise your right to vote… what’s the best calendar cover so far

It’s been a year since I started my band, 1023 megabytes. Still not one gig.

Remember: Type out "Trump" and put a space at the end.

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

Got a letter from re form today If you get one, don't bin it, there is a prepaid envelope inside. Spend some of their foreign funding by sending it back.

Remember when you didn't have to decline 100 offers a day to use software

Lloyds Bank adverts are more like adverts for horses than banking. And very good they are too I've bought 7.

:3

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left

Mia Wallace & Gromit As requested by Paul Savage

I like it because they noticed the Coca-Cola logo from a parallel universe in the first image and decided to remove it completely in the animation that follows. (I hadn't seen this ad yet. There are tons of variations of the truck. I can already imagine a space movie with a different variation...)

ah great Primal Scream are back.

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

Please kill me

That bit on the met line between Wembley Park and Finchley Road 😆 #tfl

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.

I think about this all the time

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Went to see Madness at the Eden Project last night. So much fun! #madness #edenproject #cornwall

for some reason grok is responding in first person from elon musks perspective lmfao

Bluesky right now:

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