You know a picture is old when someone is holding a phone sideways to text.

BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.

I know the m&ms aren’t supposed to be sexualized but Jesus Christ

A week chock-full of memorable experiences with AXS. What a delight!

Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.

just received this "I'm not for sure about a longer clip but it is a friend of a friend he told me it's from 2014. It was a bet if the Cleveland browns lost the football game that day he would jump through a fire table. Obviously he lost the bet and missed the table. Lol."

Denvis

I am never more angry than when I see Alex Caruso happy.

This stinks.

On the front page of Reddit for this banger again. +24k

Both parties already have national-level voter files based on carefully compiling and cross-comparing all the local and state-level files. It's been that way since the mid-2000s as records were digitized. The right wing dream is *misinterpreting that data* to attempt to purge people off rolls.

In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

creed "my sacrifice" voice Ron Karkovice

Hello, 911?

Yeah the rotisserie chicken amendment is neat! Unfortunately it was attached to the Farm Bill which locked in $187 billion in cuts to SNAP. So, yes, now SNAP can be used for rotisserie chickens but more importantly, this bill means red tape, cuts & tons of people losing access to food completely.

Posting this on the app that helped foment J6 and is also famous for an AI bot that makes kiddie porn that's owned by the world's most vocal white supremacist who puts his thumb on the scale of the algorithm is uh, well, it's something

damn guuuuuurl

Teddy Pendergrass - Love T.K.O.

We should be learning from other countries...

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

Amy Klobuchar is definitely going to win. and that sucks. but instead of putting our collective energy into trying to change that, which we probably can’t, we should put the effort into winning seats in the state legislature. win enough that you make Amy the least powerful part of state gov

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

Don't image search this

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

This is one of Jason Isbell's first performances of "Dress Blues," if not his first -- when he was still with DBT, a year before his solo debut. It's one of the most haunting things I've ever heard. I ripped it from that video to a mix CD & listened to it *thousands* of times. Shivers every time.

Cameraman Sitting Under Basket Spread-Eagle

Wolves first win in Boston since March 6, 2005. First season sweep of Celtics since 99-00

Tough loss for High Point, but sometimes you just run into a more prayed-up opponent.

Scientifically, the perfect day to open all the windows and listen to every CCR record you own.

I’ll pay ANYTHING for a barrel of oil. Love the stuff!

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reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

In memory of Chuck Norris, this classic moment from Walker Texas Ranger.

My elevator pitch: a nu metal version of Grease set in 2001 that has 9/11 happen in it.

I'd like to think Kash Patel had his private jet turn around as soon as Eugenio hit that ball

Bryce Harper's 2 run blast ties it in the 8th, buckle up

Here's the story of the St. Paul bluegrass band the Gillyweeds, all six members of which died in an airplane crash Monday morning. Problem is, the band does not exist.

Parked super far away from First Ave on purpose tonight just so I had something to complain to my kids about in 10 years.

Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

[Jimmy Stewart voice]

The Supreme Court gave Trump immunity for "official acts" which I presume include acts of war. Hegseth doesn't have immunity though, so prosecute his ass and throw him in prison. Yeah, Trump would pardon him, but make him do it and bury the MAGA brand even more deeply. bsky.app/profile/warr...

as someone who monitors right wing media, its under discussed right now but i can tell you conservatives are absolutely terrified of the way talarico is using religious messaging against them