Eat shit, Thunder. Let’s get KAT a ring.

“You are a bot” - AXS “I am not a bot” - Me “Yes you are. No tix for you” - AXS Let’s all just line up at Dayton’s again. Ugh.

SGA is the worst thing that’s ever happened to the NBA.

I am never more angry than when I see Alex Caruso happy.

Son showed me his LEGO city updates. I have questions.

He stuffs himself in this tiny basket rather than sitting on my lap.

In Minnesota, we stand tall with our neighbors in the face of hatred.

“I’m Scott Foster for Kalshi”

Launch Scott Foster into the sun. Let Sengun ride shotgun. Absolute joke of a league.

Referees are just the best.

SGA is the worst thing that’s ever happened to the NBA.

Absolutely gutting story on Annunciation parents pouring their souls into enlightening legislators, knowing they’d the GOP brick wall. But the piece contains one of the most horrifying paragraphs an American parent could read; it will stay with me: www.startribune.com/in-living-ro... (gift)

Absolute Queen behavior from the Zamboni Rider today at the Minnesota Frost game. No ICE No War No Kings No Fear.

Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

Xzibit meme; distractions

Pretty good for a Bad Bunny.

More like Pooper Bowl

🙌

Amy Klobuchar listening to The Boss.

Fantastic sign, Minnesota

Green Day w/ Superdrag

Unreal.

Pretty sure I haven’t been to a lunchtime matinee show at First Avenue in nearly 30 years. Wonder if today will be as ska-heavy as it was back then.

Ice luminaries on Lake Nokomis, which is on a flight path from MSP airport. #ICEout

the narrative is ICE vs protestors but what’s actually happening is ICE vs Minnesotans.

It’s -2000 degrees below zero. You just flashbanged yourself twenty feet from the front desk. Three hours sleep cause locals who hate you bang garbage cans outside your room all night. The Home2Suits has fallen and you’re not getting that signing bonus for another 4.5 years. Ass. It’s all ass, dude.

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

Fuck this shit.

“Merry Christmas, here’s a picture of your dead mom as a spacewoman.” Love, Facebook

This court looks like my colonoscopy prep.

Old fave. Topical.

#fireyeo (#firehynes)

Personally I love that we keep sending Carson Wentz out there. Future, baby.

In Philly this weekend. My two favorite nuts-related signs at #nokings

Good for Jorge Polanco.

Roses are red Concrete is grey

I don’t really have a Conrad story. I remember seeing him getting a hot dog at the old food window near what’s now “The Spot” a couple times and was convinced he ate a hot dog every show.

Numb.

And a lot of water.

Yacht Club was so well run. Highlights (MCS, FOB, Crow, Green Day, Gigi, Shakes) far outweighed lows (502s, Sublime, Weezer). Impressed by food/restrooms/lack of lines. Unimpressed by beer prices and the way my bones feel today. Heading to Barrel Theory during OAR was the best decision of my 40s.

It’s Crow time.

Gigi Perez fricking rules. Washing whatever the hell that 502s set was straight from my memory.

Beating Jazz Chisholm in the Home Run Derby is the new breaking 200 at Oakmont.

My son just texted me this.

When Matt Skiba sings “Remember last April when we saw US Maple” on Goodbye Forever.

El Norte

The new Swell Season record has some serious gems. Can’t wait to hear ‘em live next week.