Five of the past 10 years have had storms with an "M" name reach category 5, make landfall as a major hurricane, and cause 50+ deaths and $10B+ in damages: Matthew, Maria, Michael, Milton, Melissa (TBD but seems certain). Watch out for Marco next year.

George Soros : wait there were how many protestors? Aide : over 7 million sir George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities

anyway

Twitter right now

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Sherman's March through the Sea

Just incredible

I… do gotta hand it to Bret Stephens.

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

Then: Horse in the Senate Now: Horse in a hospital

Nice one whoever when to the trouble of cropping my signature off this one Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...

the specific callouts of “never go on dates” and “never pay taxes” are starting to make me think elon musk might actually be the only autistic person rfk jr is aware of

Good morning. A reminder that historically when the US has wanted to punish other countries, it imposed sanctions on them, cutting their people off from global trade, hoping to create enough economic havoc that they rein in their leaders. Trump has imposed economic sanctions on the American people.

From my Atlanta home, to yours: Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t. Perish all compromises with tyranny!

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

super bowl postgame show link

And I saw a pale horse, and his rider was Death, and Hell followed close behind him.

Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner

He knows the song is not about him, right? Like I get the confusion, but its not about him.

imagine believing a victor hasn’t been determined

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.

HAPPY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY to Susan Collins saying Trump learned a “pretty big lesson” from his first impeachment. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years

This shit isn't a triumphant Reich installing their master plan, it's psychotic crackheads ripping the copper wiring out of the walls to try and find the Woke Machine that makes women not want to fuck them.

Someone pointed this out to me on the other site and it's too good not to share: The Eagles had seven rushing touchdowns today. The Cowboys had six this season.

Yo some dude brought a grill on the SEPTA BUS in Philly 😭😭😭

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

The party of Lincoln (no, not that one)

metaphor alert

If they made Arrested Development today, Gob would definitely be driving a Cybertruck.

Response to coups by elected leaders: - South Korea: blocked by mass mobilization of citizens - Brazil: coup leader indicted, barred from politics - United States: coup leader re-elected with majorities in the legislature and a compliant Supreme Court

How did Biden rewrite the rule book? 1) Hair-splitting about how Presidents have pardoned family before, but not "full" pardons 2) It would have complicated things for Harris if she had been elected 3) It legitimizes what Trump already did repeatedly and campaigned on doing more when he takes office

I can't believe I missed this in the release notes! An oft-requested feature just landed: the "Block account" option in the post menu!

"This is terrible." Yeah, man. We know. You think we have Miyazaki back here.

Rules Lawyer Cat is not on the counter