“Conflicts are no longer regional. They are worldwide”(2025)

The note I put on the minivan when I'm loudly listening to "Schism" in the driveway to ward off cops called for a welfare check

Dudes only want one thing....

The mobile car detailer told me "you keep a pretty clean minivan," and folks, that's probably the best compliment I've gotten in years.

When the overnight low slips to 49

Everyone quiet I'm shifting into CFP mode

Yeets

"Going Full CI Joker" (2025)

Damn, if only there was a language for which "add oil to the fire" was actually idiomatic. Oh well, guess we'll never know how that phrase ended up in an English email in possession of the Russian special services, who would never fabricate things because they're Good Boys.

Quick everyone post the text of something that you had to take a polygraph prior to reading and sign an NDA and hand carry and place in a safe at night inside another locked room, quoted in a hit piece from 2018. Then follow it up with a vindication from CIA from 2025.

So, you really want a full 2016 experience? www.grassley.senate.gov/imo/media/do...

Thank you, CIA DA, for yet a seventh (?) analytic review of the 2017 ICA on Russian interference that agrees with its conclusions and endorses the sources on which it was based. www.cia.gov/static/Trade...

🚨Volume 69,* Issue 2 of "Studies in Intelligence" dropped🚨 FEATURING a @wylienewmark.bsky.social original on GT/PROLOGUE (*nice) www.cia.gov/resources/cs...

"Volunteering for the BND" (2025) www.tagesschau.de/investigativ...

Director's cut is good

"Responding to an inquiry from an unknown party that may or may not, witting or unwittingly, violate an NDA." (2025)

10hr loop The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald [lo fi bass boosted]

Moscow can't quit running illegal cover officers because it's an article of faith based in nostalgia for the Cheka's early foreign operations, as well as an understanding of all society as fundamentally vulnerable to subversion activities (ideological diversion, sabotage) the illegals could conduct.

Every O5 goes to a staff college and is like, "my favorite grand strategy book is 'Oceans Are Now Battlefields' by Cpt Limey Genocidaire, Esq,'" until a few months later when they change their mind & say, "tactics are key based on my reading of 'Tanks! Tanks All About!' by Count von Kriegscriminal."

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities

im at the wine cellar im at the oubliette im at the combination wine cellar and oubliette

PNGed from Dollywood for hollering "RIP to a real one, BUT Gordievsky over-exaggerated the urgency of the Op RYAN documents according to recently declassified assessments of fighter-bomber readiness in the DDR" repeatedly as the guards wrest me from the hillbilly bear mascot whose 'shine jug I stole

Mixing up a potion to hand a big L to the witch who cursed me with sleepiness

Cyber time bombs

"Big day for the GRU (ladies & gentlement the weeknd)" (2024)

"Sicario" is a good film because the screenwriters delve into fun questions of authorities operating covert action, but it appears to have joined "Robocop" and "Starship Troopers" in the pantheon of "do you understand the point of cinema?"

it wasn't smart policy and it's performative to hyperventilate about a single app but refuse to pass a privacy law or regulate data brokers, most of whom are selling far more U.S. consumer data to foreign intelligence

Goofy: [walking away from Omelas] "Gawrsh!"

TOUCHING: This agent took a photo with his handler every meet for 10 years and posted the montage to TikTok

OPSEC is carefully liking select posts of my homies so that no one can figure out the exact composition of the group chat.

They dragging you in the endnotes