Pizza Hut CEO: did you make that pizza box design promoting our new dessert bites? Graphic designer: sure did boss, made it just like fierce cookie Sonnenrad, like you asked! CEO: ...what!? Designer: Nazi color scheme and all.

Who could have guessed!?* www.occrp.org/en/news/revi... *@pwnallthethings.bsky.social, the LLC, and, oh yeah, that Russian lawmaker in 2022 who said explicitly Telegram was working with FSB, as well as the ORION data placing Durov in Russia when TG was unbanned the first time.

bro what is this tradecraft (2026)

"Bro what is this tradecraft"

You know he and Trump had DMs

Cut to CI (grandma) watching grainy footage of him smelling a visible ribbon of pie smells and floating toward those pies with his eyes closed before stealing them obtained from a controversial source, angrily on repeat in a dark office deep in the pentagon.

This one is so good!

"His SF-86 has a hand drawn box that is checked off to indicate '>10 pies cooling on windowsills stolen' in the section asking about major crimes."

Give me back my girlhood

Received notice once while on vacation of pending audit - a drag, sure, but no problem. Company has dotted and crossed, even to a fault. Wife very pregnant with #2. NBD. Short compliance window upon return. Whatever. Look up the auditor and he wears bow tie and suspenders. That messed me up.

Thinking about leveling up to Guy in Professional Attire Who Wears Suspenders

It appears the SPLC may have "Done an Okhrana." Please, USG, ask if the informant strategy was "oops, all Boyevye organizatsii." text.npr.org/g-s1-118275

when you wfh no one knows your eatin beans

When you're denouncing prepositioning these are the people you're being mean to

USG: you know it's really hard everyday to be the Great Satan. Therapist: And what have we talked about before? USG: Being a Good Enough Satan.

not hand anything to the russians but this “crossed rubicon” line is bullshit. we’ve given ukraine both intel & arms to help them kill 300k invading russian troops. this is how modern conflict works: you support the dudes currently fighting the guy you don’t like. feel like i’m taking crazy pills

the tankers yearn for the mines

Me and the boys at the terminal shouting "Go WTI!" and "Go Brent!" but "Boooo Urals!"

"I'm at the Kurdish Uprising of '91." "I'm at the Bay of Pigs." "I'm at the combination Kurdish Uprising and Bay of Pigs."

Is there anyone who has read a book or even a newspaper in charge?

My station chief told me the security service keeps sending him walk-ins so I asked how many walk-ins he has had & he said he just goes to the Red Arrow and gets a new walk-in afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just letting the security service run GT/PROLOGUE & then his deputy started crying.

this cyberwar sure has a lot of bombs

FSB putting the word out on the street it costs less than a Kia Sorento to murder the deputy head of the GRU

Men will literally reduce CIA/CI to ashes rather than go to therapy

"New breed" yeah no one has ever thought of this www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/1...

Looking forward to meeting Lukashev in person and asking, "I bet you wish you'd click 'make account private' on Bitly, huh?" theins.ru/en/news/286815

Christo should stop listening to the Russian hackers he pays to get selectors from Russian telcos (and also probably Välisluureamet), because the SVR* and GRU absolutely hacked the DNC. *come to @cyberwarcon.bsky.social on 19 Nov to hear more!

Do you get eepy? I get so eepy.

When the overnight low slips to 49

"Going Full CI Joker" (2025)

Damn, if only there was a language for which "add oil to the fire" was actually idiomatic. Oh well, guess we'll never know how that phrase ended up in an English email in possession of the Russian special services, who would never fabricate things because they're Good Boys.

10hr loop The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald [lo fi bass boosted]

Moscow can't quit running illegal cover officers because it's an article of faith based in nostalgia for the Cheka's early foreign operations, as well as an understanding of all society as fundamentally vulnerable to subversion activities (ideological diversion, sabotage) the illegals could conduct.

Every O5 goes to a staff college and is like, "my favorite grand strategy book is 'Oceans Are Now Battlefields' by Cpt Limey Genocidaire, Esq,'" until a few months later when they change their mind & say, "tactics are key based on my reading of 'Tanks! Tanks All About!' by Count von Kriegscriminal."

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities

im at the wine cellar im at the oubliette im at the combination wine cellar and oubliette