<reading my own posts> “this guy gets it”

" It was 2016. It's always 2016 with us. In our lives together, which are sweet in the way of rotting things, it is somehow permanently 2016."

attend CYBERWARCON, receive enlightenment.

Dear God

“Man, I dunno, I’m starting the think the guy in the Nine Line t-shirt who doesn’t own any books and hasn’t heard of Radiohead might not be one of us.”

giving myself silicosis so I can sue oliver’s father for driving 11 mph in the preschool parking lot

confidentiality integrity access pick two and work towards all three

they call this “the Blade test” down at Camp Peary

maranasati, liberation upon hearing “hut”, etc.

“if the government is shut down then why i am at work?” (2025)

who up being ungoverned?

reckless covert action is the cure to male loneliness (2025)

Pull up in Tacit Blue and see this mf pulling away in Have Blue!?! She say don’t worry about him?!

They have these Think Tanks. And they build buildings for people that think. And it's really not thinking it's a little bit of combination of thinking but it's something you sort of have or you don't have (2025)

while the krasnoe nebo relitigate world wars, the most insufferable conscientious abstainer i know is literally asking in the flesh if we’re in any way better off having won the american revolution. so try harder, i guess.

100 million americans of dubious genetic stature, fueled by stress, anger, and fear, mainlining reactive oxygen species as their frayed telomeres burst at the seems: “Acetiminobuglobulin guy gets it.”

the langley cafeteria has announced a new deli sandwich: the PROLOGUE (shaved london broil, sharp cheddar, dijon mustard, arugula, baby spinach, and fried onions)

The Theme Bar Boys watching you order Comfort Classics:

Thusly shall we deign to sniff about the hamlet for a nocturnal fromagerie

11:06 pm, where my contemplative affineurs at?

it’s not a bribe if it’s actually your signing bonus

gundam wing characters and their cigarettes, a thread

"The best OPSEC advice comes from random strangers on the internet." (2025)

Me (bopping my head vacantly as I celebrate finishing the twelfth of thirty years of my “enemy of the state” bill of attainder - incurred despite never attempting to hold the administration accountable or making any meaningful gesture of protest): “🎶 I still like looking out of windows…🎶”

“Did you stope the Grink”(2025)

sneezes at the bodega

[waking up from a cheese bender with a knife in my pants pocket] “shit, man, i better find that cheese knife before my kids do.”

arrested w/ notes on locations, police shifts, response times. the jarraff is impounded. they call the tree service a front (true) and say i intended to destroy a bunch of “confederate monuments”/jim crow fear johnnies (i would). “interstate crime spree”. “low-speed chase”. using cutouts next time.

improvised bread based meat delivery system (IBBMDS)

what if jim angleton but also al green

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called a double a dangle] was there a dangle there?

“probably starter packed or properly The Formatted™️” (2025)

gather round children and come hear the tale, of when horkos stepped beyond the pale. when the purple man, all a-fright, confronted the HPSCI memo with no delight 🧵 read along if you dare www.odni.gov/files/ODNI/d...

morally dubious homies running a junta on the xenodochium ('the group chat') to manipulate the twelfth post-mortem of my February 2025 Deez Nuts poasting and what have we learned

My cardiologist saying he’s never heard of anyone putting butter on pizza?!

“This will look great next to my Reciprocity tattoo.”

When will DNI publish a scurrilous but inadvertently flattering LLC cringememe? I give it one week.

we’re gonna make CyberWar™️ a reality or die trying (2025)

Long 2016 theory undefeated.

Just out here minding my own business, cruising the Norderelbe with my newspaper and my basket of oranges with my yellow Kodak envelope, and I swear this cat is mean mugging me? Wtf is this