Russell Johnson
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Duplo code enforcement
economic warfare, the most sacred of warfares
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where marshal of the supreme court
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former #1 american gigadad SLEEPTRAINCEL pablohineytrap DEMOTED to COMPLEX SLEEP PHASE DISORDER after being brutally SNOOZMOGGED by TOOTHCUTMAXXING toddler - drool on clavicle CONFIRMED
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georgia-lux
over 1 year ago
thursday afternoon vibe check
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The Horse Knuckler
6 days ago
CIA is Gender
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Haydon
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âwhy arenât the Youth cookmaxxxingâ (2026)
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5 days ago
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âHave you ever considered occupational therapy?â (Assumes they mean as a career path) âNow why would I do that?â
7 days ago
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Her (playing with my hair coyly, with breathy lust): âwhat are you thinking about right now?â Me (turning my head into her, whispering): âcheeseâ
7 days ago
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Cheese time!
11 days ago
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Me to new male friend: âweâre moving too fastâ
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11 days ago
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Joseph Menn
14 days ago
Everything going great at the newly svelte Washington Post.
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turns out there is no usps help portal for âmail hasnât shown up for anyone in the neighborhood for FIFTEEN DAYS, i think my letter carrier is on a truly gnarly benderâ
15 days ago
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doing the benicio del toro bump fire but i paint the sidewalk and need to reload and get kicked in the nuts
16 days ago
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who up alekseyev posting
16 days ago
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We have General Donovan at home
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16 days ago
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my keto-cured-my-schizophrenia assertion sure is raising a lot of questions answered by my keto-cured-my-schizophrenia assertion
16 days ago
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George converts to Hari Krishna in an attempt to secure Angleton family photo album. Elaine plots to sabotage a practitionerâs celibacy while also claiming her own faith to assuage Lynne Cheneyâs suspicions. Jerryâs father is being honey trapped. Kramer narrowly escapes fateful Potomac canoe ride.
18 days ago
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Sure there are rumors that Angleton dropped acid with George Hunter White, or that he wandered Chinatown tripping face in the 1950âs - but then how does one explain the ska?
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19 days ago
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Horkos
25 days ago
âim the one natural one make it easy we can take it insideâ (2026)
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"whoâs this jabroni" (2026)
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25 days ago
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Deleting the Orb now that I know it's compromised. Find me on the Paradromic Rings.
26 days ago
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don't! at the Phrenology
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26 days ago
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âOur rights are inviolable!â âWould you settle for one inviolable football broadcast time slot per year?â
about 1 month ago
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paint your fuckinâ rusty ass spy ship you lazy bastards
over 1 year ago
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people fr be underestimating the equatorial bulge
about 1 month ago
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best lana del rey songs for kids
about 1 month ago
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sina
about 2 months ago
itâs when first sergeant makes everyone in the scif take their cat ears off đż (2026)
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so vexed rn, to nightmare even
about 1 month ago
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Horkos
about 2 months ago
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why is there a spaghetti pentagram in the hallway again
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about 2 months ago
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WHAT
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about 2 months ago
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âwe reap as we sow, even if the harvest is thirty-five summers in the growingâ
about 2 months ago
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guys I think weâre going to have to make them choose between being holland, the netherlands, or dutch, for the west
about 2 months ago
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smoking on that double whammy raw clam vibrio algal bloom paralytic shellfish poisoning fever dream pack, that hep a puke until you see god notorious norovirus chills shit
about 2 months ago
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BYCTOM
about 2 months ago
BUCK: And as the graphic shows, Darnold is like the marksman Revolver Ocelot. But sometimes, his arm is taken over by Liquid Snake, the genetic twin of Solid Snake, who, when it comes to Metal Gear RAY, has is own agenda. AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
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James
about 2 months ago
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âYou know, I actually think your country has been treated unfairly and is entitled to a peaceful nuclear program.â âThatâs so refreshing to hear.â â I work for CIAâ âFYUUUUUUUUICCCKFKKâ (wobblefuzz)
about 2 months ago
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can't shake this idea so now it burns your eyes
about 2 months ago
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[Enters 2026 with the knowledge that blowing my nose carries ~60% chance of inducing a sinus infection.] Me, waking up January 1: âfuck it letâs blow.â
about 2 months ago
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Some folks are worried the Mayor doesnât look like the last one. Others are worried the man will be consumed inevitably by the System. Iâm worried heâs in a committed relationship with a cluster B disordered personality. Guess I am just built differently.
about 2 months ago
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âcanât even look at a Walter or some cartoon duck smoking without feeling like âfuuuuuucckââ(2025)
about 2 months ago
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Mark Bowen
about 2 months ago
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Seva
about 2 months ago
everywhere I look I see hidden agendas, secret alliances, and shadowy figures. except for my mysterious benefactor, who is beyond reproach
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almost 2 years ago
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who up romanticizing cigarettes
about 2 months ago
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Them: âYouâll shoot your eye out with that thing!â Me: [Shooting off my dick] âhave a little christmas spiritâ
about 2 months ago
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