The Horkos Effect ™️ (2025) @wylienewmark.bsky.social

I feel certain poasts in the Force (2025)

“Son, I won’t always be around to click the ’skip ad‘ button for you” vs. “In my day we had to work for our slop”

How Maurice Castle secured his defection:

"but what if the therapist is a communist" 2025

Men will literally reduce CIA/CI to ashes rather than go to therapy

but what if the therapist is a communist

when you disrespect angleton, this is who you’re being mean to

Polyhedron Truthers coming for that ass

Sure you’re hurt, but do you know what really hurts? Being blown up by a bomb.

"I only regret that I have but one fuck to give for my country"

"How about his drinking?" "Less than before." "Less than Lesbos?" "Miles less." "What about his headaches?"

“Well, Russell, I’m proud of you. This has been a really productive session. And you’re telling me you see what this conflict is all about!” “Mostly, yeah. I think I do.” “That you don’t identify with your peers? Trying so hard, getting so far?” “That’s right.” “And-“ “Don’t-” “In the end…”

“Guru Sangat, I saw your piece at the community center celebration of flowers last month! Could have been a Cattleya Edithiae. ‘The orchids my mother gave me when we first met are still alive, twelve days later.‘ What a line! I’m compiling an anthology, you know, yes, floral poetry, …” (2025)

which one of you did this dolefullions.bandcamp.com/track/james-...

well folks, look who pulled [obligation to child] on November 19 (2025)

sobbing in shame as i admit the story was a fusion of two separate instances: one night, admiring my cheese drawer, i lost track of a knife that i later found in my pocket. another night, i woke up from a cheese bender prostrated upon a knife with my face in curd-laden plastic wrap.

alex karp getting absolutely pumped, tears streaming down his face, listening to jacob collier in the green room before going on tv to threaten to have the coke dealers show up to murder the finance guys

cnbc anchor: oh hey ur are back early alex karp: god’s gone woke cnbc anchor: what? alex karp: *ripping a line and pulling out a glock* god’s gone woke

“real homies take this opportunity to tell their weird internet contemporaries what really happened to vitaly churkin“

nerds out here with that sandwich in a briefcase malarkey saying the sando has lore and im like it’s a sandwich in a briefcase that’s it it doesn’t need an intricate backstory or a youtube channel w hours long videos lore-splaining the deep meaning of a sandwich in a briefcase sandwich briefcase

got myself banned for life from the russia house vault after i tricked all the analysts into watching a ukrainian dub of jonah hill’s best lines from superbad

CIA finally learned how to rig an election huh

imagine the angletonian caucus at the 2028 convention

nutchecking my homies and telling them to work on their tradecraft

Standing outside the Hyatt Regency Crystal City screaming that Neil McCauley was the Fourth Man to summon the presenters

Voting for the first politician to come up with a plan to address student driver fraud.

”omg, Ohtani! You gotta see him!” ”but what’s the smallest mass of semi-firm cheese he could throw at my head that would kill me or at least render me unconscious?”

I keep that thing (mustelid photo of the day) on me.

“woke gru pepsi cia” (2025)

”woke ratcliffe cia” (2025)

Omg, the solution to CIA's Kryptos being discovered by someone becoming a subject matter expert, going on location, and finding the plaintext sitting in a vault several miles away is the absolute *perfect* ending to Kryptos. You couldn't write it. Just absolutely A+ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...

<reading my own posts> “this guy gets it”

" It was 2016. It's always 2016 with us. In our lives together, which are sweet in the way of rotting things, it is somehow permanently 2016."

attend CYBERWARCON, receive enlightenment.

Dear God

“Man, I dunno, I’m starting the think the guy in the Nine Line t-shirt who doesn’t own any books and hasn’t heard of Radiohead might not be one of us.”

giving myself silicosis so I can sue oliver’s father for driving 11 mph in the preschool parking lot

confidentiality integrity access pick two and work towards all three

they call this “the Blade test” down at Camp Peary

maranasati, liberation upon hearing “hut”, etc.