Technically, they’re Remains now.

iran has closed the reflecting pool.

"They" (the yakubian apes) don't want to you know The Truth

the genetically violent european people got so good at killing each other in such eye watering numbers that they had to construct an entire global apparatus that would stop them from ever doing it again. and yes thats the same apparatus currently burning to the ground thanks to american bozos

My arch nemesis

Matt Shaw walkoff on Pride Night is very funny

Banksy strikes again

Brother, Can You Spare A Titty?

Not long ago, I ended up interacting with some Gen X Trump voters and it was remarkable to me how much they were interested in the paranormal, particular UFOs, and how Ancient Aliens has an outsized place in shaping their beliefs.

I'm a little fascinated at how a particular type of pro-tech person is dreaming of building a conscious machine with the power to destroy them. The Death Drive is very real.

Very funny that I have more followers on here than Twitter despite basically not using this site except to check on a few self-exiled people who post only here now

Fun to see the long list of people who say they won't vote for a guy with a Nazi tattoo (Platner) who won't be faced with the option because they don't live in Maine

Entirely unsurprising revelation about a person who has been a shameless clout hound for as long as she'd posted.

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

I was told that Iran keeps shooting down F35s so I asked how many F35s we have, and they told me "oh we just go get a new F35 afterwards" so i just said, "sounds like you're just feeding F35s to Iran" and then they started crying.

I love y'all but you gotta learn the value of saying "that's dumb" and then moving on with your day

birds

Very funny thing to claim Trump did

"How does one hate a country, or love one?" Ursula Le Guin always out there expressing my exact feelings in trying times.

This is a Curb Your Enthusiasm joke come to life

by Shari Vincent

Warren endorsing Platner is proving my assertion this will be the funniest/stupidest election cycle for Democrats of all time

i am, effective immediately, opting out of the american century of humiliation. it will not apply to me. thank you!

On the latest AMCA Austin Walker describes Palpatine as doing the “Timothee Chalamet strikeout tweet” (attached for reference) to Anakin, the Jedi, and The Senate in ROTS and that might be the best piece of literary analysis I’ve heard in a decade.

the 21st century “here be dragons”

The general gist is "be a media personality who streams a lot to raise money" which I don't think is a viable path for most candidates. I've seen too many people thinking there's some special sauce here and I don't think there is

If the race didn't have 15 candidates she probably loses by double digits

A funny accusation when you see polling showed her support skewing male

if you have small tits you are evil

polls are unnecessary if the median voter is the candidate

The perfect car decal doesn’t exi-

Not sure if it's floating around on here, but there's an interview with Hillary Clinton praising Trump over Iran and you should put putting it in the replies of every account on here that does the "she was right about EVERYTHING!" people

Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all” Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since “Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

Uh oh

"civil debate" thing is fake, liberal college bullshit IRL if you express an abhorrent position, people don't debate you, they look horrified and boo you, try to ignore you, laugh at you, or beat you

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

Easily my favorite part of the Olympics. I'm so happy all of these people get to fuck like maniacs

I'm not a Hasan fan but he's clearly doing hyperbole here and he's not off base considering a common sentiment among the party is Kamala lost because of the overplayed ad which he talks about supporting prisoner sex changes. The party's relationship to trans right is very conditional

posting is harmless provided you don't take it seriously- the second you start believing you're doing Important Work, that's when the madness takes hold

A very funny moment to celebrate considering McCain worded it such that "good man" and "Muslim" were opposites, but he also glibly said "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran" during this campaign too

This tried to be evenhanded, but really just expects "leftists" to obey as always and the preoccupation with that has blinded so many to understanding the people who actually decide elections aren't ideologues, but people with shifting, incoherent politics that aren't liberal or "leftist"

Can't vote in this election but if I could, I'd consider picking Kat just as a chaotic choice, but it's very telling she didn't break out small donations by in/out of state because she's 100% riding a national following