Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all” Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since “Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

Uh oh

"civil debate" thing is fake, liberal college bullshit IRL if you express an abhorrent position, people don't debate you, they look horrified and boo you, try to ignore you, laugh at you, or beat you

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

Easily my favorite part of the Olympics. I'm so happy all of these people get to fuck like maniacs

I'm not a Hasan fan but he's clearly doing hyperbole here and he's not off base considering a common sentiment among the party is Kamala lost because of the overplayed ad which he talks about supporting prisoner sex changes. The party's relationship to trans right is very conditional

posting is harmless provided you don't take it seriously- the second you start believing you're doing Important Work, that's when the madness takes hold

A very funny moment to celebrate considering McCain worded it such that "good man" and "Muslim" were opposites, but he also glibly said "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran" during this campaign too

This tried to be evenhanded, but really just expects "leftists" to obey as always and the preoccupation with that has blinded so many to understanding the people who actually decide elections aren't ideologues, but people with shifting, incoherent politics that aren't liberal or "leftist"

Can't vote in this election but if I could, I'd consider picking Kat just as a chaotic choice, but it's very telling she didn't break out small donations by in/out of state because she's 100% riding a national following

ten years ago today no one clapped

Realized the best way to describe the current state of ICE is that they've consciously moved a bunch of people to the other side of the thin blue line

when you finish the 24 benghazi wing platter from Gay Hooters and the bathroom is out of order

Inadvertently revealing how little these guys actually have. There's just them and their nasty little grievances. No sense of community or anything bigger than themselves. Just hollow people who want you to die because they're dead inside already and you remind them that it was by their own hand

Other folks have already noted much of this, but I think the MAGA 'theory of victory' here is: 1) DHS provocations trigger a riot or attack on agents which 2) Leads to widespread civil unrest in many 'blue' cities so that 3) Trump can invoke the insurrection act and send in the troops...

he’s mad about the basketball game

This is the Bluesky post equivalent of hitting a hornet's nest with a bat lol

oof, i hope they don't kill him off in the first season

Enjoying the comments from all the people saying they'll switch brands as if a single company that sells these things won't open the door wide open and wave in any government organization that considers asking.

Reading your posts

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

X the Nothing Site (doesn't work anymore because Elon's kids hate him)

what an affordable bird

Fuck, I missed it

they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man

I don't think people who post this way realize how bad it makes them look, especially when another tweet was "I thought I'd make an OnlyFans of Trump's neck pussy as a bit." This is just being an online addict and one who manages to screen out all sorts of horrors at will (when Dems give permission)

I know this is appealing to the idea if you got everyone to vote you'd be able to defeat the right, but low propensity voters put Trump into office so this is uhh maybe a double-edged sword.

Those Alt government agency accounts are straight out of a short moment in 2017 and I'm amazed someone would create a version on this site in 2026 believing anyone would even remember the bit let alone take them seriously as source of anything

[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure

Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.

For the record, I called the Bears win right after the missed Packers field goal at halftime. I wasn't actually serious but it worked so I am a God anyway

It took him three tries, but Ben did beat Matt LaFleur twice this season.

The larger and much more implication here is that America isn't actually a democracy, but a police state

Memes if the Bears win tonight vs memes if the Bears lose

always worth reiterating that riley gaines actively ran cover for her coach who was accused of abusing and assaulting multiple women on the team while she made a small fortune crying about lia thomas being a predator

I mean, you weren't out there opposing it so he didn't have any need to.

Anyways, my ride is here

Donald Trump has not been seen since Tuesday. He's at Mar-a-Lago with a funnel shove up his dumper. Stephen Miller and Russell Vought are taking turns pouring experimental amphetamines into his booty hole.

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

People freaked out at the idea of ICE getting stronger but even if they get of funding, they can't meet recruiting goals so this is going to be a persistent problem. Hell, they had to raise the age limit past 50 and still can't fill those jobs

This account is amusing in that it manages to highlight people who really did move rightward (the degree to which many of them were "left" is debatable) but it also gets mad at Will Menaker for using the r-word. Dedicated hater first and foremost.

They're still seething they got "the rent is too damned high!" hung around their necks last cycle so they're going to try to reverse uno it even though they have no real plan to deal with economic concerns either.

missed the rebrand of the insane silent dance #stillwithher lib

Might as well go on record I think 5-4 isn't a good podcast while I'm at it lol

Yeah I chickened out and locked everything up but whatever. I don't have the patience and don't want to wake up to my mentions being on fire. I bet I'm on some awesome block lists now though.