"Clayton, your thoughts on Jones overthrowing the cut-off man there?" "IT WAS A GATHERING OF FRIENDLY PROTESTERS NOT AN ATTEMPT TO OVERTHROW!"

i'm not going to dunk on anyone specifically but get out of my mentions with "the speaker of the house doesn't have the power to-" the president doesn't have the power to be doing anything he's doing. clearly that has no bearing on reality anymore!

Starving for some racing. need to see people in cars going vroom so i can get mad at them about various things

One of the best posts and its playing on repeat in my brain

Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence https://theonion.com/lost-jan-6-rioter-still-searching-capitol-building-for-mike-pence/

Only 67 years ago. Still recent enough to be reversed. Never forget: progress isn’t automatically permanent. It must be defended and expanded if it’s to survive.

And I understand why but you have to understand one of these women has talent and range while the other does only straight man with side eye

I implore you to hit up CVS and get your flu shot. Please don’t game it with whatever else you heard. It’s real serious and we don’t gave any public health allies in the government now.

This reminds me of white people in the antebellum South who had no slaves but supported the system because racial superiority was all they had. We have to be a gangster state because it makes a few losers feel cool

it’s mad how Katie Miller has the exact same face as her husband but yassified

lol the fucking Navy SEALs or whoever forgot to mirandize him

How do you know which one its gonna be

Appreciate the heads up buddy

If you want this site to have more sports then I’m going to need more sports. Add more games to the regular mlb season. Add another couple of F1 races geographically nearer to each other, those fuckers don’t need more boat time. Why is miami in the spring and austin in october and vegas in november

There ya go

hey jess, look at this.

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

This is my friend Jessie. She's amazing and a sweetheart to organize alongside. Saw a lot of comments asking how she is. She was released same day. We hope to have more soon. Media contacts can get in touch with [email protected] Not our first problems with GRPD to be sure....

"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine

Rubio like trump also had a family that doesnt want to live with him. Loser men flock together or however the saying goes

Cant tell if my sore throat is due to low humidity or the poor air quality. Lets get this on polymarket and see what the people think

Este hombre parece que lleva un macaco colgado de los calzoncillos retorciéndole los cojones.

Be the etsy witch

lots of stupid posts today, none of mine though

*lenny voice* Epstein Files *marge voice* Lisa needs braces

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

I think we're quickly approaching the first twenty-front war

Statements from the children of MN House Leader Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark, about a video shared by President Trump that is spreading a conspiracy theory about the lawmaker’s death.

when simon majumdar is the judge on old cuthroat kitchen he usually gets rid of the woman chef first. he’s the worst judge on the show, more annoying than alton, talks with his mouth full of food, british

2026 in one ad

Saw your man on the trail cam footage. He was foraging for sustenance

The most liminal of spaces but real nevertheless

I like to imagine the transfer portal as a real place

Trump doctrine: Nation-building, without the whole building the nation part.

Rubio, on Trump cleanup duty, essentially says: “We have no clue what the fuck we’re doing, but we know that we want to make money from their oil and that we don’t give a shit about the people whose nation we invaded.”

Knocked a large olive oil bottle over and but my boobs caught the cap in my cleavage and saved it

im choosing to believe them when they say they're going to keep invading countries

Chicago Pope has the opportunity to do a very funny thing

Can’t stress how pivotal this was for me last year and will continue to be for me this year as well.

I glued a fretboard back onto a bass for a friend of mine then spent four or so hours mixing my band's next EP. I guess I endorse this

if you leak to me i certainly won’t pull this shit

Marco Rubio’s family escaped Cuba so that some day he could oppress people in Venezuela.

One of my favourite #FeederWatch visitors, the Northern Flicker. Dig those polkadots #birds 🌿

Anza Borrego blooms

The Prime Minister of Malaysia shows other world leaders how to do it.