You know, I get it when Mamdani takes a picture with Trump. He comes away with something. What's Klobuchar getting for this? Nothing. NOTHING.

Independent media yes sure ok but that’s not going to answer the question where will i watch Nathan Fielder confound people

A lot of my problem is i’m too tired to make jokes

first order of business at the new hbo will be to dub more slurs into the first season of deadwood

it’s Ziggy

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

*lenny voice* EPSTEIN FILES *marge voice* Lisa needs braces

Epstein was responsible for VicSec ending its incredibly cool catalog of clothes for grown up women. I would save up and order some work dresses and they were so nice. I wanted to look like a grown up babe. It was killed off when pink was expanded and there weren’t really products for women like me

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

So Biden is insanely powerful that he’s still controlling the economy a year into trump’s term and this trump admin is too weak and stupid to get out of an acme style fake hole in the ground am i getting this right

Maybe don’t go to Texas if you can avoid it.

Consumption's back on the menu, boys!

I just love all the trans people in my life and want them to be safe and happy!!!!!

Corey squatting down behind noem

you know it’s TrumpCare because it bankrupts you

call me a bleeding heart but i do not think the state should have the power to invalidate trans people’s identities and effectively imprison them. if you can’t legally drive in KANSAS how the hell are you meant to get anywhere

Z’s theory is trump might back away from being the public face of ruining lives ahead of the midterms and thats why vance is taking the lead cunt role. But he can’t rly help it he doesn’t shut up. To me its leftover butthurt from olympics hate/criticism and pope shade he has to hurt someone about

Matt “butt caldron” Waldron

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Colorado borders Kansas. Here is a Colorado non-profit that helps trans people relocate, Trans Continental Pipeline. Please share. tcpipeline.org

I don't have a new angle on every cop union issuing its own version of Nick Swardson I Was Murdered Dot JPG after two cops got hit with snowballs while wandering NPC-style through a snowball fight. I guess I'm most curious about who called the cops to say "they're throwing snowballs in the park."

Instead of simply being mocked for fucking up all the time jd said let me do something people will really hate and think is evil

Did jd bleach his eyebrows when he was away trying to do long vacation getting booed in italy, pissing off various countries with posts and getting the cold shoulder from chicago pope

Rest in peace, Nurul Shah Alam. His blood is on border patrol's hands. www.wivb.com/news/local-n...

Did the Surgeon General nominee post this

There’s a certain kind of man who does this whole bit where he can’t get any woman but says “every woman is above the legal age is old” and in this case spends time at the CSAM generator according to his most recent post

No side effect is worse than forced to have an unwanted child

She brings her loser brother with her wherever she goes too

Big hat tip @wapplehouse.bsky.social for this:

This is wild to me. I had no idea shrimp toast wasn’t national. Shit they sell it in the freezer aisle where I live!

do i understand correctly that a couple days ago the president in some kind of fugue state hallucinated the idea that he was sending a hospital ship to greenland to treat an outbreak of some invented plague, and the governor of some state was like yes sir i am proud to be on this voyage with you

Will i feel happier if i go see a puffin yes or no

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

trump can’t fix the country after a year but joe biden is so powerful he can continue to impact it every day of the next administration

Who was the video of noem dropping her husband off at the airport for? Her boyfriend?

The City of Romulus just passed a resolution against ICE’s new detention facility. Huge win for Michiganders. This is what it looks like when the People stand up. And we won’t stop pushing until ICE is abolished.

SCOOP: IL-9 congressional candidate and current state senator Mike Simmons had police called on him in Buena Park while canvassing for votes. No arrest was made. Here’s the video of the interaction @senmikesimmons.bsky.social recorded and shared with me.

New research shows that seasoned birders — including older adults — had denser tissue in parts of the brain tied to attention and perception.

The Most Normal Boy.

when i worked in high end kitchen sales in beachy LA I found it interesting that the majority of hockey/baseball players who shopped with us had their gfs/wives come in to shop for the men but most the basketball players shopped for themselves. The relationship to the money they earned was different

You can know hockey players are turds and still be irritated by displays of turdship, guys. But internet is for haughtiness so keep going i guess

which vegetables have you never tried because youre scared

I know this isn’t funny. But it’s also very funny. If you know what I mean.

[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable

i could beef with a random fruit if its not tasty. What do i care

This year would have been 18 years on twitter. It brought me lots of love and friends and fun. I liked its original character limit. I liked to make myself and others laugh. There are many pictures of pets that have since passed away that I don’t have elsewhere. Chats with friends who have moved on.

I’m a 43 year old cool guy i don’t give a shit about stuff

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

With caution that the source here is TMZ... this is insane if true. The way they have this framed up, the guy who Secret Service shot this morning was a MAGA guy disillusioned by the Epstein Files shitshow so severely he allegedly rolled up to Mar-a-Lago armed www.tmz.com/2026/02/22/m...