"Approximately how many 'are you trans?' tests are you going to take until you realize you've known the answer all along? You can hide from yourself, but you cannot hide from me."

Thinking of things to try and get myself out of this creative slump again. To this I ask: What are some of your favorite album covers?

i actually AM holier than thou though

It’s been almost 30 years since the Fifth Element came out and you still can’t just buy a tank top like this any store. What are we doing.

this shit looks like roundmeal

Real life is a silly distraction from movies and video games

tguy swag?

“Okay Twin” from a white girl is literally “Nigga We Up!”

in retrospect pre-transition me wanting to be in a lavender marriage with a gay husband was just as much of an asexual thing as it was a gender thing

very stupid, now let’s see paul allen’s ex girlfriend

I showed a bird my nude and it just flew away normal

bluesky

Give Hello Kitty a Gun

AND FOR $19.95 YOU CAN RENT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :3

man ill just tweet anything when im drunk

IMO some women should have zero husbands (maybe most) and some should have multiple husbands (solving the male loneliness epidemic by letting those that would have them treat them like pokemon) and (regardless of which you prefer) I think we can all agree that NO woman should have one (1) husband.

On Bluesky? All of us

Second time a final fantasy game has ruined iconic angular produce

I literally don’t see the problem?

hey man do you wanna go out to a bar and the servers assume im your son and we're celebrating my birthday and we don't correct them and then right before we leave i hop into your lap and make out with you to the onlookers' shock and horror?

the they/he baristas dont even ask for your order anymore they just stare at you like this

Start taking specific advice

Stop taking general advice. You are not a general person

URGENT! i had a potential roommate lined up but that fell through. if any of you know anyone who’s looking for a place in south philly, PLEASE hit me up. $800/mo + half of the utils, usually comes out to about $950ish, you’d have your own room, all that good shit. i don’t wanna lose my apartment.

this month for pride lets crowdfund for a politician bribe!!!!

It's 6PM, I'm sitting in the office to support a change control, everything is going well.

Bluesky Balls is when you got something in drafts you can't post

dude i wanna be a robot assistant

ah yes, the "liberty" pack. sure, let's go with that

you don't actually have to fulfill your magical destiny, magical destinies are just a scam by Big Plotline to sell more hero's journeys

God, I feel this so bad. I shut down RulesLawyer after six years because despite being added to almost 4000 different servers and being used by millions I could never get enough on Patreon to even cover server costs. Nobody wants to fund infrastructure; it's not sexy enough.

guy who thinks they should get bombed because they didnt sign a licensing deal with lego and didn't hire small artists off bluesky

tech bro who supports iran purely cause they used ai so well in their lego videos

the black lagoon fandom is dying repost if you're a true lagooner

a nice thing about trans women is her honesty. she has used up all her ability to lie, on pretending to be not herself. so you can trust her when she says she didn't know something she really should have. It wasn't her fault.

If gender fuckery goes mainstream without capitalism being overthrown then we'll be sold drinks with placebo levels of e (in the style of cbd drinks) and regular products bragging about hormal effects (picture the 4chan soyboy trap diet infographic + how all food packaging has protein claims rn).

the bluesky mods made me listen to enya while i was in jail because they thought it would make me less hateful BUT IT DIDNT WORK I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

[Halo3] #415 The Ark (38)

have you ever noticed that colorful bracelets have been used as a visual indicator of youth that should not be taken seriously since like, the early eighties

they're out there

*confused* so t4t is when the boy is shorter than the girl...?

Actors in commercials are so funny. Imagine whoring out your craft to dupe poor people into buying cars they can’t afford.

I’m going to ask my therapist who their therapist is and then ask that therapist who their therapist is and then go defeat the final therapist with trauma