carefully watching weight

if I look like I just redeyed and slept like 2 hours that's because that's what happened

YUL - LHR time to crush some bri'ish people

I hate this card so much. It is dumb to make it so that it is always correct to break the combat chain because they could always have this. It adds complexity to the game for no actual benefit.

I think I have been a good girl and I deserve a shimmers of silver :)

giving a prism player a zealous belting is some sort of sick joke imo

me when I'm the cup

i want a hug

me and who

check out these totally real (not fake) PEN spoiler cards

Can I say something without people getting mad

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having just spent a week in Europe, I agree with MAGA and I think the US government should spend a trillion dollars on ICE

this morning I started writing a "this is how you beat prism" guide and oops I'm at 1500 words and its not remotely done

0-2 vs an aggressive verdance highroll and vynnset I'm going to go jump in the river

being both a woman and a judge who plays the game is cool because no matter how well you do at moving cardboard rectangles around, if you ever do poorly at moving cardboard rectangles you're suddenly reinforcing two distinct sets of problematic stereotypes

this is a real picture of me when you midas touch me this is who you're hitting

holy shit, this guy is cooking.

no fibshes?

someone should make a deckbox with "this is not a bomb, TSA" on the outside

We can build walls or we can be more ambitious — and build something better, stronger, and more just.

prism chat is the best part of purple discord

reskeet this to scare an end-of-round judge

psst people laugh at the third amendment but fun fact this is exactly the situation where its relevant you don't have to let ice stay at your hotel you don't have to let ice use your bathroom you don't have to let ice eat at your restaurant

Calling: Columbus

me c.2017 (pre op) 🤝 me right now (building a sage deck) desperately needing a snatch

I would charge much more than that for edge play

mx beast youtube videos be like 1000 trans people get hormones for the first time! 30 days of non-stop travel between pride parades 50 trans people fight for blåhaj $1 vs $250,000 skirt! i built a $30,000,000 mansion for the seattle polycule

the duality of flesh and blood players: "the card is in a winning deck so the card must be good", and "the card is in a winning deck, how the fuck did you win with this shitpile"

I've seen a lot of "this is what plays on the tv as expositional background in the opening scene in a roland emmerich film" from this administration but this is the most "this is what plays on the tv as expositional background in the opening scene in a roland emmerich film" I've seen to date

bringing the new gf to meet the parents

elaine not pose awkwardly challenge: impossible edition

Won the PQ+ W Verdance W Mario W Prism W Katsu L Rkayo W Prism (rematch) W Gravy Bones W Katsu (rematch) See yall in Yokohama maybe!

@jasoniltg.bsky.social figured out overpitching on the first turn of its first game of fleshy blood

BH Atlanta - 87 players W Oscilio W Victor W Verdance L Oscilio W Kayo W Dio L Pleiades 5-2 for 9th I'm crashing out hugs are welcome

for those who study urban public policy, the shape of this transit map is environmental storytelling

I have been paid 800 us dollars to hang out in the newark airport lounge for six hours never mind this is the best airport ever i love it

North american tournament organizers finding places to host large events

I didn't think america could sink any lower

I think if your have a history of hostile behaviour towards trans people that continues to the present day you should not have a place in card game judge programs :)

do you think god released seals as like unfinished in early access

hey james white can you change the american flags to this

ai is definitely ready for us to hand decisions over to it

"the united states has invaded venezuela and arrested its presid-" You jolt awake in a military camp near Yorktown. It is 1781. You are General Charles Cornwallis, Major-General of the Loyalist forces in British North America. This future must not come to pass. The rebels must be crushed.

there's not really anything nuanced and poli theory to say today tbh something something international law? something something authoritarian consolidation? idk none of it captures the visceral reaction I had this morning

help me stepseal I'm stuck

bites you

Normally on NYE I make the "NYC hired _____ as a consultant because they needed an expert on dropping the ball" joke but this year there's been so many people to fill in that blank with that I couldn't even decide

for best results be sure to use a youth pastor voice