berdly and susie

lolita: battle angel

gas town

skinnin' the game

someone should invent a Gas Town for girls, where you can make the Claudes kiss

you vs the girl she tells you not to worry about

malone

anti transmed gandalf be like YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!

have you ever wondered what 10 billion temperature looks like

my wife telling me to stop singing hey there delilah to our daughter as a lullaby:

church of lyra exclusive "Met God, OK Not That One, But She Will Be God Soon" shirt

only a brief reprieve from the poogstorm

oh my GOD

band name / album title

Arby's™ We are bees®

ok what the fuck is a poog

third space? i didnt even know they made a sequel

2 hour long analysis of why susies damage counter says "swoon" when shes downed by the knight that ends with just straight up susie x dess x noelle fanfic

at last the trinity is complete

"i guess it truly was an ender lilies" - 'ender' lily, Ender Lilies

so has anyone figured out orb girls deal yet or is she just like that

more like charles entertainment deez. gottem

wait i just found out i can pet myself. this fucking rules

The enemy of my enemy is Will Stancil, who is also my enemy.

they should make a third part of the bible. actually i should. and its all about lyra 😊

ralsei deltarune

imagine all the people living for t' nite

why am i getting "economists" and "free market" individuals following me. please stop i am a communist

stereotypical middle age angel but their arms are wings and arms are sprouting out of their back

diy android assembly and consciousness transfer kit called Make Yourself at Home

falconers really need to modernize the way they get their birds. introducing Hawk-2-Ya,

im joining the holy grail war. on the side of the holy grail

⚠️ american androids in gay ukraine

there used to be cats on mars. but not anymore. you know why?

uh yeah i sure hope they do

TAKE ME

@icegov.bsky.social protect this

if nano banana can do all that imagine when they get to regular banana

may 22 2024

vote butt no matter what [Paid for by Friends of Lauren Butt]

you wanna know what i think? im thinking miku miku oo ee oo

wait you DONT want your baby to crawl into the oven? thats free roast baby

ive matured, i dont "jack off" anymore. i john off now

its fucking insane how, putting aside the fact there are commercials for drugs at all, some of them say "you may even lose weight 😊" like its a universal moral good with no consequences. what the fuck is that shit doing to your body to expend that much of your energy stores

wait the p in pawg is "phat"?? thats an f. i thought it stood for perfect

its not "dissociation" its called torpor and its normal for angels

remember when hitler promised not to invade poland

well you know what they say, eurasia is my asia

💠🇬🇱🇷🇺🇨🇳Avalon: Maristela considers Greenland a territory of the United States of Eurasia.

communism is when my dad fuck a monkey