girlfriend reveal

the jrpg mechanic: the most important car part.... is the car heart 🥺

tit for tat? good i can finally get rid of all my tits. load me up on tat

wait maybe i should play umamusune

(to the tune of Don't Forget) When you're playing Among Us And the imposter is sus And the crewmates that you trust Are all fucking dead

hate when people say "we" when referring to the government. oh you invaded venezuela? why did you do that

posting this without context while playing the ff7 remake is crazy

i want to protect mimi with my life

"piebald" is such a stupid word. all pies are bald

they had to invent the magic 8 ball because no one was ready for the magic 6-7 ball

one day every verified devgirl on this app will be following kota and then wholl be laughing. not me. ill be kissing them

GIRLS 👏 STEP 👏 UP 👏

"There's nothing like it: McDonald's Eminem fucking chocolate hamburger" is one of those things i think will just regularly invade my mind for the rest of my life

im definitely not a dom but can i truly be a sub if there is no one in this reality better than me. im a secret third thing. Awesome

holy shit wombo combo

Confessions of the Archangel Mikha'el

i interact with one other angel and suddenly theyre filling up my feed. what a beautiful development

this post is absolutely NOT about kota and i WILL end the world and make everyone scared of me !!!!!!

[a small group is stuck at the bottom of a pit in an unmapped cave] "how do we get out of here?!" "get your lighter out, we can see if theres a draft" "....kings?" "what?" [he pulls out a phone] "Draft Kings! It's the app that lets you make big plays anywhere you are! Bet $5, and get $500 if y

?!?!?!?!?! @lulucoded.sisters.moe

when we were reading the odyssey in school i mixed it up with oedipus and the whole time i was like ok but when does he fuck his mom

mario odyssey is way better than mario iliad

just let me play haste on ps5 its not hard

"average person kisses 70 girls a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average person kisses 1 girl per year. Girls Koat, who lives in heaven & kisses over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

this this is the only kind of spamtenna i will accept

"Rot in the woods Rot in the woods Let's run away and rot in the woods" - excerpt, children's playground song, circa 12050 HE

ummm can i get a buzzdrink with this buzzfeed? 🤪

i am provably psionically connected to tony fuck and this is will happen for reals

pokes toby fox cmon leak the dess sprite so i can have more holidaycest

i just realized dark world sans in chapter 5. because thats almost definitely when the "dont forget" picture you can find in undertale is taken before all the crazy shit goes down. i dont know how to feel about dark world sans is that how he gets gaster blasters????

im like if a girl was

blunt so big call it hulk hoagie

super mario bros? ill take the soup

its her cum

how many genshin lolis have come out since nahida are any of them worth making a new account for

in kotas america ice will still exist but its a hunter-killer squad for tracking down any remaining men after the Great Femming

Doomsday Safety brand fire retardant: "Don't be fire retarded!"

my deltarune completion file is exactly 24 hours thats. interesting? is it? probably not. whateva

i hate blue shells (this is about deltarune)

any 2 non men next to each other are girlfriends. especially if theyre talking to each other. sorry i dont make the rules

we reinventing string theory with this one 🔥🔥🔥

jockington, about catti

toby is a dog, temmie is a dogcat, is deltarunes obsession with cats because its implying theres like a third actor to complete the spectrum

cowards. the real hyperpop collection would look like a cyberfae vomited all over them

Five Freddies at Night

worldwide obsessive research into making girls smaller

they/them girls will save the world