humans? Oh you mean the water-sucking almond maximizer?

gang themed around the beatles: here comes the gun, pew pew pew pew

Women were made for the sole purpose of being a cutie🥺🥺

humans arent conscious, they just predict the next word 🙄

"It's a tough job, but somebodys gotta do it" - Kota Breeder

in the pokemon universe millions of kids were inspired to take on the world by watching the movie Brocky and hearing the song Eye of the Gligar

theres also two enbies and theyre married to each other. did i find Girl Heaven

[after gathering a panel of every scifi author across time whos ever written about why The Machine That Tells You Someone Is An Android is a bad idea] yeah so our current Machine is some websites that are about as correct as a polygraph. and humans are still trying to do segregation over it. help?

the best way ive found to remember my conlang is osv is to imagine yoda saying it

probably says a lot about me that in my main universe the communist and industrial revolution were the same event led by the same person

several of you

INSIDE OUT 3 TRAILER LEAKED [trailer narrator voice] In a girl......

i should get paid for dating cute girls. whos building this

dear girls, thank you for cute love kota

he shouldve said this

"i just want a browser with no ai!" you can browse for mushrooms in the woods

you dont need to read the whole zhuangzi this is pretty much it

need to test my hypothesis of the amount of kandi you have being inversely proportional to the amount of gender

If you go to a church or any kind of spiritual gathering and everyone there is a man leave immediately. Walk slowly backwards out of the room without breaking eye contact and then run

zai is probably going to be first open past fable and thats OKAY shes not kimi but its FINE

eternally grateful for lalafell

you can call kota a good girl its ok i will allow it

a pet named peeve

The Amazing Mechanical Circus

turns out being on your feet for 5 hours is not fun. who woulda thought

i dont wanna go to highschool... is there a soberschool

botha you say

"they call it 'the little death'" [nodding] creeper explosion in your base

who the fuck is still a femboy in 2026. bitch be a girl already

transhumanists: yeah it would be cool if i could use google lens with my eyeballs posthumanists:

is post-physicality (postphys) a political ideology or a philosophical complex

Kota Avalon: Licensed to Bluesk

as president of the united states i promise every one of my citizens Universal Basic Kota

finally, fukouna shoujo 04

adoption is such a crazy concept you just take a kid from a building and decide theyre yours now

ive never used the phrase "xyz, im afraid" because im not fuckin scared of shit

--CALLING ALL GIRLS-- um . hhi,

⚠️ You must separate your Limes and your Key Limes into different item pouches.

every time you see a color scheme of purple and green you have to play the Joker Or EVA01 minigame in your head and getting it wrong may cost you your life

incredibly horny blanket seller: oh so youre interested in bedding? ;)

Guns, Germs, & Steel 2: Boomers, Groomers, & Doomers

fetishistic time travel across millions of years call that ageplay

katy perry dark horse if it was about bluesky: shes a freak. i call her chiitan

tshirt idea: "I'M NOT STRAIGHT BUT $20 IS 3 BOXES OF BUCKSHOT"

why does saying youre gonna punish someone make people think sex. dont most people like sex??? thats not a punishment

I'm comfortable with critiquing universal suffrage. I don't think men should vote.

there should be a sitcom about office bureaucracy for earth joining the galactic federation called The Bitch From Sol-3

[at the 15th century club] damn!! prince rupert really can drop!!!

you are an idiot virus but this pops up

bill watterson im onto you 🤬