Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

what if the real video games industry was the people who made the games along the way

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

I cringe at non-sex scenes in movies. I have never watched a non-sex scene that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is a virgin.

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

"how can we incentivize public transport usage" make it free "but who will pay for it" the taxpayer "but won't that make people have less money" not if they use public transport "but doesn't that punish motorists" that is the incentive yeah

A very useful tool #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #makeaterriblecomicday

Garffeld

neurotypicals will never understand the neurospicy joy of turning on the tv and assembling those random colors and sounds into video in my mind. I didn’t even know this wasn’t something everyone could do, I guess I thought it was normal!

David Chase Confirms Tony Soprano Died At End Of Every Episode theonion.com/david-chase-...

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Me fighting the urge to overpost

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

Reflection

This is exactly it. The work is the point.

YOU CAN NEVER GET ALL 3, REGARDLESS OF WHAT TECHBROS TELL YOU

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.

me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then

The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

thinking about this tumblr post (www.tumblr.com/bumblebeebat...)

Social Media in 2035

before and after smoking a big explosive cartoon cigar

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One sick puppy.

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

i beg to suck the penis of a lot of guys this is the dawning of the rest of our lives of being gay

we all know I have no life, so:

Saw a headline today “AI adoption has been faster than personal computers or the internet” no shit, nobody was barging into my house unasked with a Gateway cow box in 1998 to install a computer I hadn’t asked for

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

they're friends 💜

Brutal Economy Fulfills Mom’s Dream Of Having All Her Kids Back Home https://theonion.com/brutal-economy-fulfills-moms-dream-of-having-all-her-kids-back-home/

I don’t even think he’s playing dumb, I think he senses the way the winds are blowing and is trying to backtrack to help his career. Which can only mean one thing Woke 2 is coming babyyyyyyyyyy

god damn it dude