Me, shopping at the book store: "excuse me, sir? which of these books was written the fastest? I'm looking for a book with as little thought and effort put into it as possible."

I actually agree that there is going to be a skill gap between people who regularly use AI vs those who refuse to use it, and it's that after the bubble pops the refusers will be fine while the AI-dependent will be missing or have let atrophy basic skills

Becoming the most annoying guy at karaoke by pronouncing the 'kh' in Miike Snow's /Genghis Khan/ "correctly"

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

2026 update

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Sherlock.

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Groundhog Day Meaning xkcd.com/3202/

maintenance mode

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

NO FUCKING WAY

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

"Hasta ahora, Célula no sabía lo que era tener miedo. Y ahora que Son Gohanda se va acercando a él, duda por primera vez y lamenta amargamente haber provocado la furia de Son Gohanda."

bro's missing out on candle

for puzzle-likers following me (there’s got to be a bunch of you), I’ve really been enjoying The Daily Spell. little word jumbles with fun worldbuilding behind it (which recalling can help you out). there’s an archive; I would pay Money Dollars for more of these now that I’ve burned through most

an important step in fighting competent yet vapid LLM generated text is getting really cool about the breadth human writing. it's not unprofessional to have dyslexia, write in a non-native language, struggle with spelling. communication is a team sport

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

such a lovely thing to think about

When you meet another Sonic fan

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

I regret to inform7 you ma'am but your son is dead. Your son is found in the Grey Hallway. The description of your son is "a poor soul who died in these hallowed halls." The son is wearing a backpack. The backpack is openable and closed.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Capusotto en Outer Wilds - "Prendo el velador, pum, cortocircuito"

gregg turkeyton

EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI

“you won’t get away with this”

trans people: we exist society: ok dung beetle ed sheeran: 🎶im in love with this shape of poop🎵

first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after

Latin American Coups promoted by the United States

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

truly one of the geniuses of posting

One of the best to ever do it

I still think about The Faeries’ Curse and how beautiful of a game that was! <3 @nebulousflynn.bsky.social any chance it's still available anywhere?

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

me: [regurgitating the history of operation gladio i heard on a podcast once, getting a bunch of stuff wrong] the dead or alive beach volleyball girls, thanks to the limitless power of ai: wow. 7 serving 2

My favorite quest from my favorite horror game of this year ✨ Look Outside ✨ #painting #acrylic #fanart #horror #horrorgame #videogame #indiegame #lookoutside #ビデオゲーム #描く#絵

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

*AAA game protag voice* I should beat my shit crazy style. Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy. Should probably beat off first. Should probably beat my shit before doing that. I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.