Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew

beast mode

I had a similar moment when I watched "Bridesmaids" and Tim Heidecker was marrying Maya Rudolph.

Maher is such a graceless comedian that when he’s next to a funnier comic who gets a bigger laugh than he ever could, he looks hurt but not in a Jack Benny way, an exaggerated way that builds on the laugh, in a petty way

did the Nuggets seek out a guy who is incredible at trick shots to play Rocky, or is it the type of thing where someone with mascot-level coordination who trains full-time at making a handful of specific trick shots could probably figure out how to swish them on a regular basis

Imagine seeking help from an employment specialist and it's this freaking guy

It's cool that the New York Times has a specific art style for the biggest idiots in the world

bye, bitch

Now here’s a guy you could sell some magic beans

Now, I'll be the first to say that the "Scientology Speedruns" are objectively hilarious but I don't really think we should be encouraging teenage boys to potentially get arrested or at very least sued by an insanely rich organization.

I kinda forgot about this guy. Sent 3 bombs to CNN and eight years later CNN anchors were dressing up in tuxes and gowns to go celebrate the president that encouraged the bombings.

We can no longer glorify ooze

god she rules. literally always wrong somehow

I can’t get over her name being Christina Buttons. That’s like the name of a person Tracy would imagine on 30 Rock only for them to end up being real later in the episode.

i am loosing my mind at everything about this shirt

losing my mind that this guy is an anti-hasan piker, pro israel, centrist. makes the rush to blame the “far left” look even more insane than it already did before we knew anything about the guy lol

The Iranian schoolgirl, the cancer patient whose clinical trial was cancelled, the African AIDS patient who can't get treatment anymore — none of these are "real" to our media elites. Can't imagine themselves in that situation or visualize it. But "panic at the fancy gala!" on the other hand,

it’s honestly offensive to consider cops in the realm of first responder & you say nothing of any relief for those who work with the same people as the cops while unarmed & in therapeutic means that’s been proven to reduce criminogenic recidivism along with overall public & social costs

I don’t have a lot of patience for the false flag stuff - I’m an Occam’s Razor Guy: these are unpopular, arrogant amateurish and scared people losing control in full public view while being hated by millions, I really don’t find it hard to believe someone made a move on em

I will defeat Death and avenge Luigi.

the funniest part of jeffries waving aside impeachment as their top priority if they win the house in favor of focusing on the cost of living is they don't really have any ideas about how to deal with the cost of living either. they're just kinda going "damnnnn! shit's expensive, huh?"

They were nervous about introducing one more overtone of reckless endangerment of children

Games should have a New Game Plush You start again but everything is muppets now

Very funny that the bulwark keeps trying and failing to cancel Hasan Piker. Pathetic rag. Completely juiceless

I am effing tired to get replies like "please tell us where the votes are to convict & remove Trump" or "it will help like previous 2 did" to any hint of suggestions the Democrats should initiate the impeachment process. If you don't know by know why this is still important, I am just blocking you.

Everybody Get Down He's Got A Gun Leavitt

My friends and I would’ve beaten Matt Taibbi to death with hammers I can tell you that much

damn cant believe conservatives want a whole room built for the president to go get kicked in the balls

Tremendous economy, "the hottest in the world," they're saying, incredible economy, yes, we're buying cartel gold and selling it as our own, they're saying it's the greatest economy of all time.

dogs can always suss out the bad vibes

Hey Authority, I love u

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Michael Tracey should go to the UK and become a Jimmy Saville Truther

Why would you try to show such bravado when you’re best known for that time Maxine Waters speared you through a table?

he’s still going!

can't explain but this image is very spiritual

I have never seen this video before and I can’t stop laughing

The looksmaxxing has predictably interfered with the basic knowledge of reproductionmaxxing

Trump admin making Jimmy Kimmel Live their fucking Waterloo is itself pretty funny.