So Starmer's candidates for the US Ambassador post were: - Mandelson (Prince of Darkness; Epstein's 'best pal') - Matthew Doyle (Blairite comms chief; suspended from Lords over friendship with pedo Labour councillor) - George Osborne (Tory architect of austerity) A veritable gallery of rogues!

I appointed the most "resigned in disgrace" man in politics to another job, how was I to know he would end up resigning in disgrace?

This dry Australian delivery of "are you mogging me right now?" has been reverberating in my head for over a week

bro's hooked up to the damn instant gratification IV trying to prompt his way out of "people were mean to me online"

Gee. If only there was some historical precedent on how well appeasement works against fascist dictators.

The thing with the luddites is that it didn't fade out, it was actively crushed by capitalist interests. These are people who stood against a future that they were absolutely correct to have fought against. There have been echoes of this ever since and the stakes keep getting more drastic.

I used to be a facesitting appreciation account when this was all on Twitter, wtf happened????

Remember those twitter accounts that just posted pictures of big asses. Remember them? Remember? the big round asses? Hundreds of them? Huge? And round???

"Why are Virginia Democrats being so MEAN to us for NO REASON"

I will never vote for Hillary Clinton.

Catholic women who date cis men expose them to Catholic culture and gaslighting.

Dear diary - I’m still replying to bots when will it end.

"shit everywhere"

NEW: I've been shocked by some of the numbers I've been seeing on behind-the-meter power plants for data centers, so I did a little math. less than a dozen gas plants being built to power data centers for big tech companies could emit a maximum of nearly 130 million tons of CO2e each year (!)

Transphobes claim they can’t have “good faith conversations” but whenever they have the opportunity they just misgender and deadname right out of the game.

guys he subscribed to the ai haters blocklist. he's now blocking 310k people

stood my old guy pickup basketball signup site back up. it features what is likely my peak creative contribution to society:

centrism is simultaneously nothing and a lot of things. One of the things it IS is Getting unfathomably offended by a British person using American English spelling but one of the things it ISNT is being capable of empathy.

Ahahahahaha what do you mean the TECHNICAL ADVISOR to Bluesky just blocked over 300k users by following an ANTI-AI, AI HATERS blocklist. Embarassing.

Welcome to Adobe Acrobat. Prepare to enter the wonderful world of Files.

I really love how if you're stuck with a 30 second unskippable YouTube advert all you have to do is go back then forward on the browser and it goes away

On the Ass Too Juicy blocklist

Tucker Carlson is just a 56-year-old boy and he’s been cruelly manipulated into supporting two consecutive disastrous Republican presidents, the lack of compassion I’m seeing from some of you is really disappointing

I like when an actor who usually plays Weird Little Freaks gets to play a *different* kind of Weird Little Freak than the type of Weird Little Freak they usually play

Butlerian Jihad Avalanche 🤝 FUCK DATA CENTERS

Oh look, it seems like things wouldn't have been different if the election went the other way...

i think it says even more that he got hired the mosleys continue to be a legacy of awful

it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it

for white supremacists the paradox they are *constantly* wrestling with is "if we're so superior why are we losing" for male supremacists it's the same: "if men are so naturally superior where did all the patriarchy go" one way out is this desperate reinscription of the natural

i hope gooning helps the world. i hope gooning helps individual people. gooning is very important to me. please do not stop gooning

Is 'White Liberal' the new 'North London' for educated Reform types?

there are unconfirmed preliminary reports of an anti anti anti-AI haters blocklist

The Strokes' Julian Casablancas on Subway Takes giving his "4 most controversial takes," and I gotta say that one of these is probably a bit more controversial than the others lol youtu.be/r3j2X4kLxTo?...

final addition to this thread: again, generative AI is a fascist technology made by fascists for their fascist needs they only want to enslave you mentally (by making you dependant) and financially (so you'll always give money to them), there's no "but it's a good thing!" side to it, unfortunately

This is nearly a perfect meme so I made this for you, took some liberties with the last line to fit the meme.

Now Keir Starmer is finished its safe for the mainstream media to start digging out old clips of Keir Starmer. And as for James Murray saying he doesn't think the PM has made any excuses!

Listen, they are building concentration camps and threatening genocide against a country of 90 million people. There is not a single remotely legal tactic that is impermissible when it comes to stopping them.

This will be helpful because I haven’t actually heard his voice, despite him running the Labour Party for half a decade and the country for two years.

It's time to take the fight to Palantir. youtube.com/shorts/IPF5b...

Your regular reminder Peter Mandelson handpicked every new Labour MP in 2024. inews.co.uk/news/politic...

that restaurant smells like holidays

boris johnson wasn't vetted and what exactly would farage be vetted for? i fucking hate these 'centrist' twats. we need to get rid of 'centrists' and 'centrism' way more than we need to get rid of the far right. these are the ppl eroding our democracy and destroying our country. they're twats.

Israel performed a literal quadruple tap attack in Lebanon to massacre three separate sets of medics. Truly pushing the bounds of human depravity. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

just realized I haven't watched one of my all time favorite Internet videos (and therefore haven't posted on bluesky) in easily 6 years. So here,.for your consideration, is Louise bourgeois peeling a tangerine youtu.be/M2mx1gZqh1E?...

Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings