A near perfect summation of the last decade:

free speech is when your government takes over a communication platform to secretly decide what can be said on it, who will see what, and who spends how much time looking at different types of messages about their interests for, you know, normal reasons and stuff

It’s time to check the USAID cut death toll. It’s over half a million now.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, BITCH

Guy talking at my funeral, who has supposedly been overcome with emotion since my shocking murder: “We found an answer to autism.”

This whole administration is laser focused on torturing and murdering children. Sick kids, queer kids, brown kids, kids living in places they want to dump industrial waste, poor kids, etc, they don't give a fuck as long as those kids suffer and die.

Rfk: autistic people will never contribute to capitalism Liberals: here are many autistic people who contribute to capitalism Rfk: exactly, we both agree that the rest of autistic people can go in the Machine This is why you don't legitimize a guy who wants to mass murder people.

If you want to be disturbed, look at how very, very *eager* liberals were to accept rfk's argument, to engage in exactly the kind of differentiation that he wanted. Lots and lots of people eager to agree with rfk that *some* autistic people do in fact deserve to live.

Rfk: here are autistic people I want to murder Liberals: here are other autistic people who you presumably do not want to murder Rfk: so we both agree to only murder the ones I listed, nice nice. My worm is pleased.

they have to know and are now just steadfastly pretending not to

Poor people will simply ask the chatbot for instructions on how to insert and remove the Foley catheter themselves, or stabilize their blood loss, apparently

guy who learned about mlk from that one david guetta mix

age myself precisely with a single song? ok! youtu.be/UcXTKWJ2A0Y?...

How many of the WWE Neuremberg attendees now have the 2026 coronavirus strain, do you think?

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*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

when i'm at a restaurant and they put the number of calories next to the food on the menu i can't help but read it as how much HP i'll restore

This guy always pissed me of...

Witchcraft in the computer age

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

Lenin Riefenstahl had a scheduled visit to Hollywood, but the Nazis did Kristallnacht the week befofe her trip, so everyone boycotted her EXCEPT WALT, who gave her a whole day long tour of his studio (although he wouldn't show her new work because the projectionists might realize what was happening)

best first line of virtually any song ever written youtu.be/LwoSyRd5ngY?...

Quitting Disney+ and not sure what to do with all that cash? You could pre-order my book and learn all about the many nefarious ways Disney Corp helped build this very fascistic moment in culture!

Intelligence report leaked to me warns of "trans militant cult," a framing echoed by Vice President JD Vance. The new "terror" obsession is here: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/white-hous...

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fuck it, actually joined the green party

The Green Party now has 78,000 members. Thats 10,000+ new members this month alone who want to draw the line. I know there are so many more people who want to take a stand. Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk

Please boost this, its getting no traction!

I will consider them weak and powerless when innocent brown and black men stop jumping off of roofs at gun point, when mothers stop having failed pregnancies while bound like an animal in a cage.

Ethnic pogroms and daylight terror, torture and death in camps, save your lectures on the strength of this regime until we find the +50,000 humans, thus far, who have been disappeared under the colors of our flag. Reparations and justice will be the proof of their weakness, nothing less.

Inside you are two wolves, because you went to the all you can eat wolf buffet again.

Wrestling fans are keeping it real

DEBATE: 1 roughly hewn wooden bowl vs 20 identical porcelain teapots

i also want to note that "i don't want children to have to undergo genital inspections" is an extremely easy argument to make and the fact that elected liberals cannot manage it is because they are either incompetent or complicit and i do not give a shit which

getting hit by a tram and being instantly isekai'd to a wondrous fantasy world called the hospital

Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard

Sorry I lost your dog, he hit a speed boost arrow & that’s the last I saw him

listening to the horus heresy again, am at the Flight of the Eisenstein

It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits

There's no more fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk than the one they're giving him right now: nominally Christian survivors on the same grift clambering over one another for more publicity, capped by the shambling, lurching embodiment of everything they long to be. You couldn't write anything meaner

That tracks

Everyone breathlessly posting this a few days ago gets the Fell For It Again award

"BROTHER, I have reached my bounds with your doleful conduct" is maybe the most low key Warhammer 40k line Ive heard lol

siri play relaxing machine sounds