sometimes you just think about the drums in Modest Mouse’s “Dashboard” and you’re ready to run through a wall the long way

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

I will never vote for this man in a general election. If you vote for him in a primary whatever happens is on you.

manny diaz won the ACC before the miami hurricanes

The “place every republican in a conservatorship” solution looking more and more like a necessity

I buy the Cabaret theory of modern politics: current right wing politics was, once upon a time, a thing elites sold to rubes while merely pretending to believe themselves while they pursued wealth, but now the True Believers are actually in charge and acting on sincerely believed insane nonsense.

funny how these people only talk about being a “big tent” when they need to justify their abominable politics, but never when talking about trans rights or opposition to genocide

i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life

it simply isn't true that "integrity" requires you to loudly proclaim that the kernel of truth in a bad faith attack has to be given it's due. i feel dirty even conceding it here because it feels necessary to the larger point that you DO NOT need to be That Person.

giving more attention to whether the student's shitty paper was graded too harshly instead of the suspension of the graduate instructor is falling into the Fake Outrage of the Day trap, designed to crush trans rights and academic freedom. i did a chalkboard post to stop myself from falling for it.

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

lmao fsu suuuucks

can’t carve a turkey, stuffing looks like cookie dough, the driest green beans I’ve ever seen, somehow fucked up crescent rolls, and a steam tray of plain elbow macaroni

conservatives are always mad at academia because they hate being confronted with the fact they’re simply just dumb

sorry everyone, I’m the guy who’s been injecting very small amounts of wet cement into graham linehan’s head every night for the past 15 years because I wanted to see how fucked up looking he’d get, but it has had some terrible side effects

oh that’s a bird all right

brined, spatchcocked, in my lane, glowing, flourishing, heavily seasoned, and soon to be smoked

For anyone out there who doesn’t have the family they deserve to spend thanksgiving with, I will be your uncle. I’m showing up drunk. I will disappear anytime something needs to be done, and will likely hurt myself playing football, but I will also embarrass another relative of your choosing

Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.

you're a good man, Hangman Page

ah, you are an innocent

incredibly happy for ricochet, dude reinvented himself into one of the best heel acts in years while still remaining maybe the most athletic wrestler in the world

god i love this shit

ACC after dark

Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today

woke 2 is more powerful than we could have possibly anticipated

"israeli ceasefire" is an oxymoron

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

kinda fucked up that the closest thing we have to billionaires patronizing truly great art and building museums and infrastructure is Tony Khan starting a wrestling promotion.

This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle

there is 1 thing I want for Christmas this year

At the

going to an nhl game Saturday and an NBA game Monday and I’m gonna make the most of these opportunities (get really drunk at both)

the Republican Party is a pedophile sex trafficking operation and should be dealt with in the harshest possible manner

sorry but seems like we made a really big mistake for having a system that does not punish "elected official sells out most of the country for personal gain" harshly. let's rectify that

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

I’ve been going to therapy for quite some time so I’m proficient at finding good outlets for my anger, but I think I am starting to run out of them because of this fuckass government

controlled opposition

fuck it, arrest Schumer in 2028 too

sorry but these people simply must not be allowed to get away with this

hearing reports of “fuck the buffalo bills”

Welcome to Woke 2

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

hitting a 20 speech check in the outer worlds 2 makes me feel like everything's going to be ok

It’s worse than you think. This is his lawyer Rita Glavin who has been paid tens of millions of dollars to smear me and the other women who came forward. She has led his taxpayer funded litigation abuse of us all. And here she is at the loser party with him.

when you say “I did the thing”, you are engaging in a little bit of harmless millennialisms when I say “I did The Thing”, it means I fucked a shapeshifting alien that represents paranoia and the ways it drives people into madness and self destruction we are not the same

the problem with calling random shitheads the “main character” is that they aren’t on any sort of character arc. they’re just getting attention for a shitty opinion and will never ever change their mind about it. just block and ostracize these people and let’s move on with our day

we’re going to have to do inquisitions or something jfc