I really think the complete lack of critical, scandal-raising journalism about Trump’s health is going to give me an aneurysm. He can’t stand up! He has facial edema! He disappears once a month and his hand looks worse every day! He can’t even stay awake on camera! 5 more cleatus safaris right away

Platner very much is a discernible type, but it’s not “flawed but basically decent working class joe.” It’s “prep school creep with a sadistic streak and an ironclad confidence that it will never catch up to him.“

Platner sucks and cannot stop engaging in Troop Behavior and it's so embarrassing that Schumer and the people of Maine's only alternative was an ancient Janet Mills

A stress free Bednar save????

Escarra is not seeing low pitches well lol

We’re a single car household and we passed the oil change sticker date 10 days ago…. And are 3500 miles away from the mileage target. I’m more proud of this than most life accomplishments

Lifelong near total absence of beef from my diet is about to kick so much ass

What's the rationale for having Lagrange pitch in relief today, but still throw 62 pitches? (1 H, 7 K lmao)

Just really disgusted by this Jill Biden book and press tour, tbh

Would you rather pay Bo Bichette $55m or Kyle Tucker $82m in 2027 is currently a fun hypothetical

Had enough of Volpe

Boone managing to find a 2-RHB lane for Tim Hill, one of whom is Jose Ramirez, is incredible work

Why is Volpe so bad at sliding

Finally picked up Hades 2 Sunday night and: good lord they went overboard with systems and doodads

Marathon servers are borked today, eh?

Lagrange 2007 Joba arc (minus the midges) let’s gooooo

Can't believe I'm dropping off a vote for a billionaire today, but he's clearly the best available option and I really hope we have a Becerra-Steyer general

I want the Pablo Sanchez bobblehead

Arbitrary endpoint theater, but George Lombard has an .852 OPS and 7 XBH in his last 13 games after a .479 OPS and 0 XBH in his first 15 games in Scranton

Still 2 months before I graduated high school, so we’re not dead yet

SCE maintenance closing the A line between SouthPas and Southwest Museum on the day of WeHo Pride smdh

Unlike their disastrous MLB product, the Amazon NASCAR broadcast is really excellent. Especially by contrast to the Fox package

smh all three Trackhouse drivers deserve better

Alright, get Will outta there and let Yarbrough do his thing for 9 outs

lmao Benny Triples this is the best inning

We've. brought exclusively bad CBs to the World Cup (Richards excepted). Is that an issue?

Aaron Boone fundies, babyyy

Speaking of slow, how is HBO max's streaming product for live sports so bad. Literally unwatchable stuttering and 720p visuals

Tim Ream is just too slow, man. He cannot start

Man, Pepi is balling. I know Balogun has to start, but that’s the best striker duo of my lifetime

Classic Aaron Boone

The line for the new Olive and Young storefront that opened yesterday is nuts. Like wrapped around an entire city block nuts

Our 1:45pm showing of Obsession yesterday was ~50% full (there are typically no more than 8 other people in the theater with us, sometimes zero since we go at odd times like 1:45) and there are *28* Backrooms showings today. The evening ones are 2/3-3/4 sold out already. It’s been wild

I played Marathon for like 30 minutes 6 weeks ago and then got slammed by work and depressed, I picked it up again yesterday and it felt like trying to play a game for the first time in my entire life

Always bummed watching Severino get shelled

Just really sad about Mike. Online pals is such a strange and specific type of relationship, but he was always one of my favorites and just such a good, solid dude. And such a great pair with Becky. What the hell, man

The new trailer I’m most exasperated to see before every movie is definitely Pressure

The median credit card balance is not $6,715. The median credit card balance is $0. Most Americans do not *have* credit card debt. The Transunion report is reporting the average (not median!!!) balance *among those who have balances*. www.transunion.com/content/dam/...

Those foot masks that make your entire foot peel off for a week straight are just a prank of some kind

Every day further from his step down from the series proves Christopher Eccleston more right

Robby Hoffman is so fucking good in Hacks

House Hunters International was on at the restaurant we were doing a happy hour at and I now have 5 very specific murder victims in mind

Rae Huang stop embarrassing yourself challenge

For like 6 months now, I had been thinking of getting credentialed through headway as a way of trialing a literally 1-2 client private practice and this is now the third different dystopian Headway story I’ve seen in like a week 😥🫠🫠

Holy cow, Keith has Lombard Jr. up to #6 overall

Benny big wheels lmao

Big fan of healthy arm Aaron Judge

Aw man, I had somehow not seen that this was the final season of Hacks. The years where HBO had both Hacks and Righteous Gemstones going were a historic run.