Cannot wait for Ben Pearson’s contract to end

Stoke playing a CB who is like 20th on the team sheet at LB and another CB at RB -___-

I put twice this down on our current car, our monthly payment is literally 20% of this, and it will be paid off in 136 fewer months (probably sooner tbh). Direct sales now

I was hoping that Aaron Rodgers would have the indignity of finally figuring out how bad a QB has to be to get Mike Tomlin under .500, but now I can hope he embarrasses himself next week to miss the playoffs. Maybe a career ending injury for good measure

So much of the issues related to transit governance is downstream from the fact that both the boards of these agencies and many of advocates in this space believe that transit is a welfare program that acts as “transportation of last resort” as opposed to a viable, affordable alternative to cars.

First sunny day after three straight days of rain 🧑🏻‍🍳🤌🏼

We Need to Talk About Kevin is actually about John C Reilly being a bad husband

I tried and failed to understand the concept of the TV show “Bad Girls Club” after Jazz Chisholm’s engagement news came out. I can’t believe it was allowed on television??

I have a Switch 2 now. Guess I am now contractually obligated to finally play Hades 2

Influencer and Influencers: extremely good!

Liked Dept Q well enough but I just think it’s genuinely impossible to get into a show where cops are the protagonist. Morck and Akram should be in super jail!

Came bearing gifts

Hoorayyyy

Spoiled

Oh??

Cannot express how much I love a rainy day

You too could make a mezcal old fashioned, throw on some Jacob Mann Big Band, and read a book on a cold, rainy night. I recommend it, even

Really owned myself by expecting Costco to not be so unusably busy at 11am on a Tuesday

It’s the most wonderful tiiiiiiiime of the year (The CBB best of shows with PFT)

If the NYT had any courage

Mike Tomlin finding increasingly perverted ways to have a horrible team not lose more than they win

I love that Michigan football wakes up every day committed to making the NCAA’s decision not to do anything about them in 2023 look more embarrassing

All my grading is done for the year please clap

Wut

I can’t believe tonight’s theater visit included a trailer for a Michael Jackson biopic. We’re really doing more pedo films *now*??

Shout out to the man who came into The Housemaid (bad) fully 30 minutes late and immediately fell asleep for the rest of the movie

The Bone Temple looks so good

Also re: LRT, every sub-population of immigrants seemed to think it’d be someone else against the wall. Mexicans thought it’d be Venezuelans, Venezuelans thought it’d be Guatemalans, law abiders thought it would be ~criminals~ etc

This version of the Republican Party owns the entirety of the Spanish-language news media and has dedicated it to blaming all the world's ills on "los judios, los homosexuales y los transgéneros" so it isn't really hard to believe at all

I hope everyone on that panel everyone is screenshotting d***

Would have been pretty scared of a Killer Mike King contract, but only 3 years with multiple opt-outs? Missed opportunity. Better be all in on Imai

I just nearly spit out toothpaste

Really wild how much Amazon is just a third-party slop warehouse these days

Forecast currently has 6 inches of rain from Tuesday-Thursday next week 😬😬😬😬

I’m sorry dude but if the specific thing people are mad at you about is literally saying you’re gonna do “the covetous Jew dance,” then “I didn’t know it was antisemitic” is a pretty uncompelling explanation

Aw damn, poor Greg Biffle. Athletes gotta stop with the personal aviation

Every normie policy proscription ends up with them saying “yeah but not like that” six months later because normies don’t actually know anything about policy and don’t believe in tradeoffs.

So…. Are we going to talk about how Mookie Betts was also chatting up Adin Ross yesterday?

Subjecting any fans to the state of Indiana for any length of time should be against numerous international laws

Every Gil Ozeri CBB appearance is the single funniest thing I have heard in my life. I cannot fathom how his mind works

Hooray I’m leaving my office and won’t be back until January 5th

unimaginable loser shit

Found the sun spot

Large number

Love the guy, but Luke Weaver got run into the ground during the world series run and never recovered. maybe he’ll get enough rest after the Mets miss the playoffs again and be great in 2027

you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do

[bluesky waiting room] Me: [chanting] bag lunch, bag lunch- Other posters: bag lunch, BAG LUNCH Mutuals: [pounding their keyboards] BAG LUNCH, BAG LUNCH, BAG LUNCH!

Crazy to be all “this is a disingenuous hit piece” when you have *eleven* interviews

If people really believed that you needed to engage on conservative-dominated platforms to be effective they’d be active on Truth Social, Rumble, and Kick. They are not. They just don’t like X as much anymore and they want it to be your fault