First time filling up since the very first attack 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

We purchased our official It Happened champagne tonight. I’d appreciate a brief storage window

BREAKING: study shows men love having young ladies around, but men do not like it when mom, wife, or teacher tells them what to do

Really pathetic performance the last two games, sheesh

Grichuk is such a waste

Why are they so bad at challenges

Offense is total ass any time Judge isn’t on fire? Now I’ve seen everything

I have seen one good example of this plate

Yankees probably should have built a bullpen and an infield

*This* is who they think should be upset about this?!

The MLB iOS app has been straight up unusable so far this season. PiP doesn’t work, stream pauses during nearly every commercial break, frequent crashes etc

I can’t even begin to understand, like experientially, how rotten and hollow you have to be as a person to spend your one precious life like this without immediately killing yourself

So I guess Cam Schlittler just gained half a foot of extension over the offseason and is a plus GB% guy now too?

Elite bat drop

Headrick’s been kinda interesting so far. I’d really like it if he wasn’t like the 3rd best Yankee relief pitcher

My last therapy session of the day starts at 8pm EST. I’m sure that will be fun

Not for nothing, Vance spending the day campaigning for Orban is so fucking disgusting

The president using the r slur for Joe Biden on live TV today is really making me want to fed post

Started playing Outer Worlds 2. I’ll happily take another picking things up simulator every few years

I have seen at least 3 monarchs every time I have gone outside for the last 2 weeks, it’s the best

Another wonderful weekend

Gonna need every SP to stay healthy and Gill, Lagrange, and Elmer to all make successful bullpen transitions

Jose Caballero is a psyop to try to make you believe that Anthony Volpe coming back is a good thing

lmao did David Cone just turn piss missile into a SFW synonym

lol I just noticed that, after yesterday, Giancarlo has a positive base running value on FG, something he hasn't done since 2015

Big fan of Benjamin Rice

More like Roki Sa-sucky

Ramirez is just so ugly behind the plate it’s throwing everyone off

Jazz’s last two ABs 🫠🫠🫠

Our first Aaron Boone Fundies game of the year

Judge seems like he's finally getting close

Boy this ump stinks

He's getting dinked and dunked and it looks miserable to be out there pitching in this weather, but this Marlins lineup stinks so this is annoying

I just got all the way to T-r-e-n on my way to Trenton Thunder before stopping myself and googling the yankees' actual AA affiliate. washed

Ben Rice rules #1

I've been too afraid to read student evals for four years and decided I had to to finalize my CV for the professor gig and LOL I'm a scared little baby (low response rate is because it's just response rate to the individual item - i.e. a free response field that wasn't required)

I don’t know if going after this professor gig would make my life better or worse and I’m stressed about it

Someone in our apartment complex bought the $1300 Ooni Koda Max 2 pizza oven for use on their balcony. Respect

Little LA native dog can’t handle 64 degree morning

I hit my "I think I've had enough of this" point with Borderlands 4 like 5 hours ago and the thing where they make the pathway to the final boss littered with mobs of enemies that you have to fight instead of being able to just run to the boss is driving me insane

11 whiffs on 18 swings against the 4-seamer is crazy work from Cam

Both teams just clearly want to get out of the cold. Relatable

Wait. We have Goldschmidt against a righty *and* he's not even hitting 9th?

I love Ben Rice so much

I have never seen Blazing Saddles but I will be changing that this Friday in an actual theater and I am excited

Guess Grish’s hammy is much better this year

Poch is going out in the group stage

Using your last friendly before the World Cup to play Pulisic at CF get the fuck outta here

Not that mad about using Blackburn, but Bednar couldn't go after two off days in the first 4 games of the season?

Weathers losing a ton of velo?