RIP George Harrison

so what do you think ChatGPT will say when ten million people ask it who they should vote for next year

LOUISIANA: ICE officer pleads guilty to sexually abusing Nicaraguan detainee for Months “while she was under his authority”

honestly I don't think these two takes are unreconcilable. even most low engagement voters heard trump wanted mass deportation. but these people also allowed themselves to believe the absurd nonsense about an immigrant invasion. human thinking is complicated even when it's stupid and petty.

Netanyahu announces that he's awarding the Israel Prize to President Trump. Trump says it's "surprising and very much appreciated"

The problem is, everyone wants something different, but there are a hundred kinds of “different” and no one agrees on which one they want

I'd go as far as to say that a third impeachment, unless you're absolutely sure you have the votes in the Senate to convict him, would be actively counterproductive and solidify impeachment in people's minds as a completely meaningless finger wag.

Been a while since I had a smoke, forgot how nice it is

Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

There are like four Fugazi albums that fit the bill, but Red Medicine is my personal fav

lol

Incredible that James Cameron is going to make like $10 billion dollars from his fanart of Sigourney Weaver as a naked cat girl

Maroon 5 voice: This! Horse! Is! Kicking my dad to death, Kids say goodbye, No grampa anymooore,

A lil holiday cheer from SEA LEGS

Avatar 3 review: these movies still suck ass, but I’ll keep drinking that garbage

An act he openly bragged about in the Access Hollywood tape!!

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

The New York Times investigated 346 people who donated at least $250,000 to Trump and found that more than half of them (197) have received pardons, jobs, government contracts, special treatment, or favors.

Hidden camera footage reveals sows confined to cages so small they cannot even turn around, for up to 28 days at a time. 99% of farmed animals in the US live on factory farms.

The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"

if they never found the guy inside the mechanical turk it would have been a machine for real. if they buried balloon boy in the back yard he would've been in the balloon for real. ope hold up gotta follow that road runner into this tunnel i painted

This is true as it goes, but I can’t shake the sense that in a few years, once we get a generation of artists who grew up with these tools, there’s ultimately going to be some genuinely interesting and innovative uses of AI

look i'm not an "impeach the cheeto!!!!" guy but if this is in fact what happened I'm not really sure what other political response is more prudent

HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files: Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996. The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...

"actually unemployment only went up because I fired everyone"

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

Not going to repost the images, but the first few feature the first paragraph of Lolita written in ink on the skin of a woman (or girl, impossible to tell)

Just on a practical level: people want to feel good about their home. No amount of class consciousness is going to get a meaningful number of Americans to buy “America is wicked and must be destroyed”.

Like trying to reseal Pandora’s Box with a piece of wood he chose at random in Home Depot

So uh how much of the federal budget was left to be a slush fund for bribes with gentle suggestions about possible use?

Pour one out for Dan Bongino

NEW: Without USAID funding to help buy food for refugees, the World Food Program rushed to prioritize families based on need, determining that only half the population would get food. Refugees learned which half they were in from a number stamped on the back of their ration card.

Here is the Department of Homeland Security touting this new ban by describing the (among others) spouses and children of U.S. citizens coming on visas as "foreign invaders." It has never been about legal versus illegal. They hate legal immigration. They want to stop it. That's the story.

the nurse forgot to check on grandpa again

Imagine how pissed off John Adams would be at this shit

Yes why would a single, relatively inexpensive medical procedure be easier to guarantee than a massive, enormously complex restructure of our political economy. Must be that the Dems WANT YOU DEAD seriously fuck off

Strictly to the article’s point, it does really suck that I got hit with an extra $450 bill on December 1!

If you want to have fun with data, compare the difference in fatality rate between the US and, say, Canada with the homicide rate and realize that making our streets as safe as our neighbors to the north would save about as many lives as stopping every murder

Probably not good that cynicism and contempt for the health insurance industry is increasingly being applied to the concept of health care itself

Seeing SNAKES ON A PLANE in a packed house and everyone absolutely losing it at the “enough is enough!” line

reporter: mr president, here is a softball question; people have concerns about your economic policies. please say something innocuous to assuage their concerns. president cognition: you're all traitors & low-IQ democrats from shithole cities, you'll get all stick all the time & you'll like it

the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport

READ THE ROOM

Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...

cars bad

Shot. Chaser.

Instant all-timer here: