I say, explaining the agreement I signed to my domestic audience

This is like one of those Noah Berlatsky movie takes where youre getting a review of a version of something from another dimension

the funniest deranged centrist belief rn is that trump starting it with iran was obviously a terrible idea but also europe and other allies not going blindly along with it were in the wrong

Iran v. New Zealand ended around 8pm in Los Angeles. At 10:07pm, Iran players were on a bus bound for the airport, where they'd fly back to Tijuana. World Cup organizers wouldn't let them stay and recover. This is completely unacceptable. FIFA should not be a political wing of the US Government.

lol they took that german guy who's touring the south for the world cup on a tour of nasa

america is an ideal worth fighting for

If you think making people post under their real names will make them civil, I encourage you to attend an upzoning public comment meeting.

hey dort you're missing one, and it's the only one that (to my knowledge) has had large scale civilian/state confrontations this year

It's 2026, Adolph Hitler is president, the most important thing you can do is whine about a meme making fun of Southerners who voted for Hitler

the presumption of regularity re: criminal conspiracy indictments was murdered in broadview and i would appreciate if judges would act like it

i don't love how standard operating procedure in this country is that the government making shit up about you results in significant curtailment of your 1A rights regardless of the merits this is a good judge for the defendants, too.

sometimes if i wanna freak myself out i watch people exploring underground water infrastructure

Scottish soccer fans in town for the World Cup made a side-trip to Fenway on Sunday and brought actual magic with them. It was such a delight and honor to get to accompany their singing.

radio country is neat in that it invented the spirit of AI Slop decades before the actual use of generative AI in its creation was possible

didn't know this site existed but using it it is funny to confirm that grok is indeed ass compared to claude

Part of the problem with the obsession with "opsec" is that none of it is actually secure, you're just 1) giving people the false impression that it is and 2) creating the appearance of consciousness of guilt.

Brooks Barrett has been waiting his whole life for this.

I genuinely consider The Onion to be heroic for doing their part to try to ensure that conspiracist hate speech targeting the families of murdered children costs Alex Jones everything he has to his name

so i'm pretty convinced the inference market is just going to end up like the cloud compute market but more

"Trump lost a war he never should have started" is the line here. That and "Obama was right, we had a good deal, and then this stupid fucker scrapped it for no reason."

He has dyed the reflecting pool green in honor of Islam per Iran's demands.

Hello. I have created a picture with artificial intelligence and I would like to try cake. I call "Unconditional Surrender". Trump sucks ass.

this should be done with all non-natural forms of "transportation"

the article itself and people's positive reactions to it show it mostly as a standout example of how often what people consider 'good' persuasive writing is just tone and little to nothing else. whole lot in there that has zero evidence and a lot of 'it'll be fiiiiiine' waving away

there's a lot to complain about when it comes to living in the US, but "I can call JK Rowling a literal Holocaust denier with full knowledge that her bitch ass can't do shit to stop me because of 28 USC § 4102" does take a lot of the sting out of it

of course sweetie, here's your beef tallow fries, you're so right about this because you're the specialest boy 😇😇😇😇

i wish marketing was doing that instead of just going along with the slophorde's demands and making depressing "naked" chips that are materially the same as the original version except in a depressing color and less flavor

anywho does anyone have that "Listen Up Liberal: *gives up four earned runs*" meme, that's the response this discourse deserves

I do think probably the clearest and most annoying example of the Trump admin trying to portray their election as a cultural project rather than any attempt to improve public policy

takin your injection Feeling all the levels soar Hormones under tension estrogen makes you wanna go Hiiiighway to the gender zone Riiiide in to the gender zone

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

Curtains for Zoosha

What year is it?

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A $2T meme stock is a policy failure and we are going to need to significantly beef up the SEC.

portrayal of MSG as if it's some frightening chemical is usually a pretty big tipoff that they're not on the level, amongst many other things.

“the civil liberty concerns are much smaller when it comes to children” don’t love that

ttrump is so obsessed with the ballroom and the cost keeps escalating because they'r ebuilding something underneath it. not a military facility, not a data center. that's right: they're constructing the palpatine cloning lab but for jeffrey epstein

"I wish forums still existed" "forums do still exist? do you actively try to participate in any of them?" "well... no..." uh huh

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

fun to see that most of what is in cheetos you would find in any decently stocked pantry and that the more "exotic" ingredients are just a few starches and food colorings

Army jokes self-actualized into a Camaro.

It’s actually very funny the fbi is trying to intimidate the commuters in mpls tbh, like it’s bad but it’s also an insane waste of resources. These are some of the only ppl in the country with direct experience confronting Feds, who understand how to stay legal and not talk to fbi lol

surely there is no lesson to be learned here *cough*

The 21st century if this hallucination actually happened.

So much of right wing politics is just straight up cowardly

i'm late to this but i think what irritates me is that when confronted none of these guys can say what they actually think. "no hate or disrespect to anyone but it's about uh, god's covenant or whatever." you clearly think more than that, you did the bible verse, call us the f slur or don't bother

This is a reading app, get this video bs tf outta here. Why am I watching a woman silently pour dust into a cup? So overwrought

One of the things that I think people don't understand about Netanyahu is that they think he is racist in some inscrutable or exotic Israeli way, when he is actually racist in the exact way you'd expect a guy who went to high school in the Philly suburbs in the late 1960s (as he did) to be