US President Donald Trump fired Attorney General Pam Bondi on Thursday and named his former personal lawyer to serve as the acting chief of the Justice Department. u.afp.com/SbBH

This is Colby. He is movin, but more importantly, he is groovin. 13/10 (TT: ty2344583)

More attacks off #Qatar maritime-executive.com/article/iran...

Step 1. Call national address during illegal war that is going sideways Step 2. Don't say anything new or substantially persuasive. Step 3. Profit? Probably.

LAUNCH! ARTEMIS II LAUNCHES WITH A CREW OF 4 TOWARDS THE MOON

🇯🇵 🇫🇷 French president, Japanese PM strike 'Dragon Ball' pose French President Emmanuel Macron shared a moment with Japanese PM Sanae Takaichi in Tokyo, turning to each other and cupping their hands in a gesture known as a kamehameha, taken from manga, anime and video game franchise "Dragon Ball"

That’s one hell of a cover…..

Paid subscription...for a screen.

President Trump says securing the Strait of Hormuz is "not for us" and estimates the U.S. will be done attacking Iran in two to three weeks.

He is going to be so mad……. White House Ballroom: A federal judge on Tuesday ordered construction of President Trump’s White House ballroom halted on Tuesday, saying work must come to a stop “unless and until Congress blesses this project.”

by the way SpaceX lost the Delta air satellite deal to Amazon Delta Plans to Use Amazon's Leo Satellite Internet on 500 Planes Starting in 2028 -- WSJ $1.5 trillion valuation tho bro

y'all

Nitrogen-based fertilizer and diesel this summer still looking concerning.

1/ The world is facing a 'ticking time bomb' from its supply of oil, according to a briefing note from JP Morgan. Physical scarcity of oil is about to unfold across the globe, spreading sequentially through April from east to west, causing major economic disruption worldwide. ⬇️

The U.S. Coast Guard is allowing a Russian tanker carrying crude oil to reach Cuba, the New York Times reports, citing a U.S. official briefed on the matter. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/w...

Is this anyone’s dog? Found in Brookland, DC, 17th and Hamlin

🐋 Exceptionally rare footage of sperm whale giving birth in the wild Scientists have released footage of a spectacular event rarely witnessed by humans: a sperm whale giving birth while other females worked together to support the mother and her newborn 📹 Project CETI

Trump "Cuba is next, by the way. But pretend I didn't say that. Cuba is next."

This is real. OnlyFarms.gov redirects to the official White House website

⚡️ US senators move to sanction Hungary over blocking Ukraine support. "This bill holds senior Hungarian officials accountable while giving Hungary a clear path to get back in line with its allies," Republican Senator Thom Tillis said.

🇦🇺 Some of the world's largest LNG plants were forced shut on Friday by a cyclone off western Australia, squeezing fuel supplies already stretched thin by war in the Middle East. ➡️ u.afp.com/SbTG

"At this point, were Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz in exchange for being allowed to develop nuclear weapons, nobody could be sure Trump would turn it down. If Iran made him the inaugural winner of the Cyrus the Great peace prize, those odds would improve" www.ft.com/content/2656...

There is no confirmed date or venue for possible U.S.-Iran talks in Islamabad and Iran has not yet agreed to talks, according to Pakistani officials. -Reuters

BREAKING: Democrat Emily Gregory wins Florida House District 87 special election, defeating Republican Jon Maples and flipping the seat from red to blue. This is the Mar-a-Lago district — Trump won it by 11 points in 2024 and heavily promoted Maples.

Iran tells US it will not negotiate with Witkoff or Kushner, but only JD Vance.-CNN

Sources: Anduril, Palantir, and Scale AI are part of the group developing software to run President Trump's planned $185B Golden Dome antimissile shield (Drew FitzGerald/Wall Street Journal) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink

Taiwan, whose electrical grid relies on LNG for 40% of power generation, has an LNG emergency stockpile that will last around 11 days. Taiwan may be forced to ration power or reduce electricity to its industrial sector.-Politico

#BREAKING Philippine president declares 'national energy emergency', citing risks to fuel supply created by Middle East war

Portland, Oregon.

FT Exclusive: Traders made bets worth half a billion dollars in the oil market about 15 minutes before Donald Trump’s post touting 'productive' talks with Iran sent the price of crude tumbling ft.trib.al/SVLeLoM

Trump take internet.

Israel’s use of street cameras in Tehran to help kill Iran’s supreme leader shows how everyday surveillance can turn into a wartime weapon. Recent advances in AI have enabled militaries and intelligence agencies to sift through vast amounts of footage and identify targets.

Taiwan Receives First U.S. MQ-9 SkyGuardian Drones — USNI News news.usni.org/2026/03/23/t...

“.. Mohammad Bagher Qalibaf wrote on X that “No negotiations have been held with the US, and fakenews is used to manipulate the financial and oil markets and escape the quagmire in which the US and Israel are trapped.” @apnews.com

Sounds like the IRGC holds some decent cards. huh...

Qatar sending kids back to school. Everyone wants it, but there's one orange problem.

Pump n dump nearing 100% certainty. An Iranian "leader" agreeing to the US coming in and nabbing their enriched Uranium seems unlikely.

Sheeeit. Is he... he's... gonna split the toll revenue with the IRGC.

the president lying about high level peace talks taking place with the country were at war with, all to juice the stock market, is a gigantic scandal but also its just kinda another monday

Off ramp?

„The EU is limiting the flow of confidential material to Hungary and leaders are meeting in smaller groups - as Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk warned of long-standing suspicions Viktor Orbán’s government is sharing information with Russia.“ (…)

Inside Amazon's plan to bring fast delivery to rural America and reduce its reliance on USPS; Amazon aims to have 200 rural delivery hubs serving 13K zip codes (Sean McLain/Wall Street Journal) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink

An Air Canada regional jet struck a fire truck on the runway after landing at New York's LaGuardia Airport late Sunday night. Two people were killed, according to a person familiar with the investigation into the crash. n.pr/4lTlVHS