trump take guy

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

home owner tip: if you've got a project simply name the contractors after what they do

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

Latest Artemis II Photo Proving Problematic For Science

i know enough about LLMs to understand bluesky being down is probably unrelated to their recent statements about vibe coding but the timing is so funny i think they should just take this one on the chin and give it up to the haters

"goo goo gah gah" - what you sound like

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

lmao this one is incredible. “Head of product at X condemns quote-tweeting” my brother in Jira you’re the shift manager at the quote tweet factory

Piker: Adventurism is bad Douthat and Charen: Are you saying that he's some sort of awesome action hero!?

HMMMM I WONDER WHY BLUESKY IS INCONSISTENT ALL THE SUDDEN ANYWAYS HERE'S A LOOK AT CLAUDE'S CURRENT DOWN DETECTOR

Gamers Nexus video ca 2021: proper thermal paste application, does it matter? Gamers Nexus video 2026: the fires of California will be quenched with the warm blood of the executive class

hey yo you guys rember perl horber?

i guess that bsky ginger freak was vibecoding

This day in history. 1996. Subhana Barzaghi became the first female zen roshi teacher in Australia. At the time she commented "Was in the dunny when I got the word and fuck yeah I was so excited I had to lay a second cable."

“But there has to be a path to redemption for people like Louis CK..” Let me stop you right there: no there doesn’t. You made that up.

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I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him

Many people on this website do not like me! Here’s why it’s your problem: (1/57)

ah, the tweet death of the universe

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

does anyone know if this means the war is going well for us... when the president of the opposing country is mocking us in better english than our own president

Partner found this and we're both losing our shit.

It always cracks me up that this is the only product that users are supposed to shoulder the burden of growing. Apple doesn't call me once a week like "Bad news sir the quarter's not looking good"

ok if we just shut up and give them this one then play the long game, it opens up a lot of poetic irony come 2028

I’ll take it further. Rich people should be forced to use the same social programs everyone else uses. There should be no option.

Bluesky is bad because everyone thinks identically (tells me I stink) instead of featuring a diversity of thought (telling me I'm a smart handsome boy)

honestly, if dems/progressive independents don’t clean house during midterms, it’s an irredeemable skill issue

Claude, of anthropic’s Claude fame, has died in a tragic boating accident

I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.

One thing Trump has successfully done is cowed a lot of people into thinking they can't call for meaningful accountability for him and his cronies because it would be "revenge" or "political" and therefore illegitimate. Absolutely essential to reject that

hasan saying the IDF should 'go suck a butt' is very problematic actually. the IDF are not problematic, no

europeans want you to believe they live virtuous lifestyles but this is their version of bed, bath & beyond