if you get really high and listen to dark side of the moon, it's by pink floyd, if you listen to it backwards and this is important, while playing gacha games on your phone, it sounds a lot like they're saying "grimes is right, date those bones they're fake"

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

For the last few months I have been working with a bunch of friends on a mutual aid project, with the goal of helping people in our community help each other out where we can, giving out grants to community members of up to £150. www.cupburger.org

One of my best friends Robin needs a new wheelchair, please share and donate if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/dcw7m-help... They are currently talking about it right now here! www.twitch.tv/bdolanofficial

One of my best friends Robin needs a new wheelchair, please share and donate if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/dcw7m-help... They are currently talking about it right now here! www.twitch.tv/bdolanofficial

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

you can say whatever you want without getting banned by claiming you just overheard a guy say what you want to say and adding 'that's wild' after it. online trick

If the Prescott memo is true, and there is a secret cabal of LGBTQ+ journalists stopping any negative stories about trans people being published or aired at BBC News, then, I have to say, they’re doing a really fucking shit job of that.

Vampire Masquerade Bloodlines 2 might not be a bloodlines sequel (I can’t compare too much as I never played the first one) and it’s got its flaws buuuut I’m having fun with it 🤷‍♀️

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Yesterday my day began with Dick Cheney being dead in hell and ended with socialism winning an election while the entire establishment looked on, dismayed that they couldn't do a damn thing about it. It was a very good day.

so many good pictures out there

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Remember remember that fireworks are shite(-ember)

Just saw the news about Dick Cheney, very sad, he was taken from us far too late.

Alan Wake 2

There's a handy trick if you're worried you might accidentally get a Nazi skull tattoo, if the skull you're getting was used on Nazi uniforms then that's the bad one, don't get that one.

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ... *opens manilla envelope* ... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ... *slides 8x10 photo across table* ... you wore the tutti frutti

lmao if you see that shit on a pirate flag you better DOUBLE RUN. that's a nazi pirate man you've got nazi pirates that's the worst kind of pirates

the response to this has been wonderful, i have been very insecure about making and releasing my weirder or sillier stuff and now i feel far, far less like that ❤️

I don't know anything about this story but the fact this person wrote 'Off record' like they're invoking some sort of magic is so funny.

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

Me and my girl seeing the diarrhea plane coming. (She loves diarrhea)

I would actually like to see more world leaders personal diarrhoea planes

Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store

The risible thing about these "AI = people" posts is that there would be a philosophical dilemma if we encountered truly sentient AI. There are roughly one million sci-fi stories on this very topic. But they're doing all this for autocomplete. They're doing this for a spellcheck that can't spell.

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

me whenever I hear about Roko’s basilisk

these Starbucks contras are such fucking demons. every Starbucks employee should be issued a sidearm. (face reveal in part two is really funny)

I should not have to see Tony Blair ever again

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

His superpower was also his greatest weakness (being shot once and dying)

I live for this shit

Here's a thing that's probably right up your Straße, you big mad oddball.x

This rules lmao

Cashapp link cash.app/$DeCarabats

Im disabled, the internet is my lifeline, it's how I access Social Security, Medicare, Utah State services. My computer died. If you're able to help, here are my links to donate venmo.com/code?user_id...

I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Streaming tonight! Maybe some Heardles! GTA RP! Press conference! Community meeting! twitch.tv/jenjenboots