yeah i'm bisexual when things get sexual i say bye

Okay here we go

two turkeys prepped we’re on a roll baby

St. Paul police brutally assault locals defending their neighbors from ICE, then absurdly accuse the locals of being "professional agitators." "We are not your adversary. We are your police." They support ICE with violence, just as they murder with impunity. They are, in fact, our adversaries.

Cybercrime is a lovely name for a little girl

do i want to read about a guy who faked his death to move to russia fuck yeah am i going to pay the atlantic to do so hell nah

Asking my family to like and subscribe if they enjoyed Thanksgiving dinner and want more content like this

A commercial so good it can't be contained in just one screenshot.

all crypto dudes are foot fetishists but not all foot fetishists are crypto dudes

remembered my drafts and found a truly unhinged post

got nothing to post so i’m going back to gintama

every year i look forward to the glorious window of time when i can participate in toyotathon (yes i buy a new taco truck every year) but the tariffs have made it untenable this time. thanks mr. president

Great engineering minds are hard at work

losing your absolute fucking mind over someone saying “hey i didn’t really care for [x]” like a normal and well adjusted human being

think i’m gonna spatchcock these mfs

Saying this but to a computer

i’m not only saying this bc i fundamentally disagree with everything will says but there’s nothing wrong with saying we should all be making 136k minimum

need to find a good low power plex server, failed to jump on the beelink mini 12 whatever when it was like $150 a couple weeks ago bc i thought there’d be better deals for cyber monday but it does not seem that’s gonna be the case

me volunteering to cook thanksgiving dinner vs me cooking thanksgiving dinner

i’ve bought the bottle. i’m committed. starting december 1st, i’m doing 24 days of malört drinks.

in the last week i have gone from making no thanksgiving turkeys to making 2 thanksgiving turkeys

mtg resigning can technically be done at instant speed but it's more polite to do so at sorcery speed

you shouldn’t be misgendered for holding dumb fuck views and also you shouldn’t hold dumb fuck views, two things can be true etc

[Work Teams call] no you hang up first. hahaha. you're so silly. okay, okay. I'm hanging up... I'm gonna... I'm hanging up... AHHH hahahaha no YOU hang up first

I'm really sorry if you wasted money on the remaster, they stole this from you

it rocks when people think “most recent election was the one and only time to stop bad things from happening”

for me it's the WalMart credit card I defaulted on in 2008.

NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man. We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:

i’m not saying we should kill all political opponents i’m just saying we should kill people who proudly identify as nazis

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

me every time i see a cop or ice agent

Should probably drop the “amid ceasefire” pretense

looks like i have been wife zoned folks

pup play? yeah man i love spinning my morbid stuff vinyl

pretty good to discuss how much some shit head rich pedo has donated to your opponents and say Thousands of Dollars. may as well be like “plus he gave a fiver to ol billy.” thousands is nothing. thousands is couch change

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

goddamn some people really do post too fuckin much

They do this when it's really really good

St. Paul, MN. ICE abducted someone here yesterday.

Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!

everything else aside why does this dweeb have his phone flashlight on in his pocket

One of my best friends Robin needs a new wheelchair, please share and donate if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/dcw7m-help... They are currently talking about it right now here! www.twitch.tv/bdolanofficial

Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly

The West is dying.

doing a search for mr shit looking for a specific post of mine from my previous incarnation and discovering a guy who was extremely fucking mad at me and i just straight up had no idea he existed at all