if there’s any job that’s truly replaceable by AI it’s chris hayes’ job lol regurgitating info from other people but poorly is sorta his whole MO. i hope he sits his white ass down to listen and learn

i know they have jobs to do etc but it’s so funny to see american publications continue to run such stories. a redirect to somewhere closer to home, perhaps?

sometimes you just have to listen to the lost highway soundtrack on loop for days

my politics

sora to see you go down the drain. folks

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

ursula k le guin imagined a moon colony too, maybe that’s the type that these guys want to inhabit iykyk

lyft driver yesterday simultaneously couldn’t believe i was a woman and couldn’t stop staring at my tits (while driving no less, kept turning his head around). sir pick a battle

I wrote some thoughts on the Benito show! defector.com/bad-bunny-ce...

Gay dad or thot mom ? #ladies #fellas

fellas is it gay to have a dad? ladies if your man has a dad wyd

nah we can make this a bsky thing too, you're spittin brother

i agree about all the others and it's certainly toxic to ascribe a "cleanliness" to consumption culture but i do think some of the over-correction around alcohol is perhaps a little justified

wow that prik erince news is such a great start to the week. god bless

it’s so wild to see hyaluronic acid be used to enlarge penises like that’s my facial moisturizer what the fuck

i saw the trans joke and it’s whatever but it’s mostly just more support for one of the two central pillars in my political platform: a totalitarian ban on stand-up comedy

the only thing left for us to do is watch melania as a community enough times that bezos makes enough money to re-hire all the WaPo folks

my strategy to defeat ICE in minnesota: ✅ defeat ICE in minnesota

the everywhere project posted a tribute to dan mcquade earlier this evening

this couple on my flight is breaking up because the girl wants to celebrate her birthday by buying out a regal screening to melania but the boyfriend wants to do zootopia 2 instead

aw man not catherine o’hara

kms postponed till march 18, 2028

pushing my Credit Score Recognition and Skin Tone Differentiation Algorithm code to palantir github: hey everyone so i did a thing!! :) drones using my code kill everyone in the lower class and everyone gets mad at me: that’s fine. okay. here’s what i think happened,

but you see the employees there hated making this :(

phew i don't have to pretend to care about aronofsky anymore! fucking hack

okay so now we’re shaming people for wanting to enjoy real cinema like melanina in solitude in the corner because people in the center rows always use their phone nowadays??? okay

The last thing @dhm.bsky.social sent me this past fall was video of a little league ump getting hit in the groin 3 times. This one’s for you Dan, thanks for always thinking of me.

cancer has taken so many of our best people but not enough of our worst people

good morning the month is almost over and neighbors in north mpls need rent please help if you can

this is so disgusting and horrifying for the teenage girl. honestly fuck the safdies fr

I’ll be following this developing story very closely

this is so disgusting and horrifying for the teenage girl. honestly fuck the safdies fr

Pareene returns with a banger

“are we the baddies” ad nauseum with these fools

logging off to be hysterical offline but i love you people and remember to turn your inside thoughts into mutual aid links instead of posting them

weren’t you defending NATO two days ago? lol

insignificant in the grand scheme of things but a former FBI agent (listed in bio, not even hiding it lol) being able to pivot into whatever this is makes my grift-o-meter go over 9000

NATO stanning on my timeline.... need a bleach cleanser for my eyes

brad pitt image cleansing campaign has yielded incredible results

my king cronenberg snubbed by the oscars AGAIN… shame on the academy

every single western power having a "are we the baddies" moment is p funny i won't lie. i feel bad for the world but this is tremendous content

so much grief to go around these days so this feels inconsequential in the face of everything else but hope you‘re good wherever you are, david lynch

chloe zhao is on fraud alert in the dish2ooomm household tbh…

🚨🚨 sinners best score 🚨🚨 fuck jonny greenwood

they’re gonna give sinners this bullshit award but then shut it out of all the real stuff ugh

please i’m all out of money to spend, shit needs to stop happening so i stop spending money to make the agonies go away

thinking about one of my favorite KoTH jokes when dale says “i say spare the rod, SPOIL the child” thinking that means he gets to spoil joseph and hank goes “dale that phrase means you’re pro spanking” and dale becomes math lady meme

okay i’ve no comments generally speaking but i haven’t seen anyone talk about how hard maduro’s fit was in that picture from USS iwo jima