i cannot stop thinking about this interaction

i think they should get the person at amazon in charge of sound mixing and like, just take away their ears.

sending a work email remotely and accidentally attaching this image instead of the requested scan of my government issued ID

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

ハレマキ #小塗マキ #小鈎ハレ #ブルアカ

🦋🐛🐜🐝🪲🐞🦗🪳🦂🦟🪰🪱 green streak speeds by wriggle the nightbug too bug for the naked eye wriggle the Nightbug wriggle she can really bug wriggle she's got buggitude wriggle She's the buggest bug alive bug 🪱🪰🦟🦂🪳🦗🐞🪲🐝🐜🐛🦋

Shakashuri Blowdown

Kinda funny because Alan Wake 2 had story DLC where part of the plot involved two scientists using generative AI (well, supernatural automatic typewriters) to generate stories based on Alan Wake's writing, and failing, because even the sentient reality bending darkness thought the results were shit.

Oh my fucking god they are teaching me Touhou in my college music theory class.

Six years of doing 12-16 hour days and then going back to 8 hour days feels like some real Goku taking off his weighted gi type shit

I’m never giving an app get my ID. I follow Professor Garfield’s internet safety advice.

Terrible situation out of Tumbler Ridge, a town of 2500 people in northeastern B.C., where an active shooter at a high school is now dead. We'll be updating this page with information as we confirm it.

I think this new Crime Girl is cool

A collector of Good Smile Company’s Nendoroid lineup of figurines was remarking on the quality of Funko Pops while enjoying a glass of imported wine. paletteswap.site/dif...

I heard Rental Family has a scene where Brendan Fraser plays a Dreamcast so I guess I'm watching that tonight

Mia in Imil 1 #GoldenSun

shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification

Gamers! There's a big bundle of games on sale on Itch.io to support the Immigrant Law Center of Minneapolis. itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

Discord saw me grinding to level 40 in Golden Sun and clocked me as a millennial

i post the word "atproto". immediately, all firehoses crawl to a halt as 700,000 atproto digest clones repost my post

Valkyrie Incident Report #947555 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ Name: Kurimura Airi Offence: Disguise with intent, possession of break-in instruments Location of Offence: D.U. Confectionery Research Centre #ブルアカ

Call from: Texas (the state)

Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.

Discord out here inventing noncon age regression

> platform starts requiring personal information from all users > "all information deleted directly after verification" > information that supposedly no longer exists magically leaked in a data breach

I better not see any of y'all renewing that discord nitro subscription

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month

Cybersix sketch 🥰

Girls' Frontline antagonists: why do these tactical dolls follow the commander to the ends of the earth??? She's an irresistible thirtysomething, that's why

that's gacha luck baaaaby

Not even a football fan but good, fuck the Patriots

i'm so happy to know that my denver broncos ruined this fucking kid's sunday ten years ago

Why the fuck does this President's Choice commercial have an orchestral remix of All The Small Things by Blink 182

All this football talk is giving me the urge to play Armored Core again

Testament custom figure!🖤🖤 #guiltygear

They got the big game on at the bar

i sculpted a rip van fish, the sleepy fish from mario world, for some reason

wtf 20% triethanolamine salicylate cream where have you been all my life

it's called football yet none of the athletes show feet

i'm agemaxxing and getting pill organizerpilled so I only have to do this shit once a month

forget the super bowl where is the sleepo bowl

friend tried to send me nsfw art in the middle of zeztz

YES. YEEEESSSS.

babe wake up new goatse just dropped

Oh hell yeah Figma Kayoko

locking in and unrizzing my cortisolussy by sleepmaxxing (being well-rested is lit af)

Good Smile Company Guilty Gear -Strive- figma Bridget.

that precure that went back in time could watch The Matrix in the theatre when it came out