You ever try to reconnect with someone from your past but it turns out their name is reaaaally common

I don't get people going "Woah some Palantir execs named a startup after the evil wizard! Tech bro media literacy amirite guys?" They literally create the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus and you're shocked that they named it the Torment Nexus?

I think I'm gonna have to recommend Orang Ikan, it feels like a very minimalist old school monster movie (complete with a dude in a rubber monster suit) set during World War II

continually finding more convoluted ways to output my writing

Watching the AKC and there are so many dogs it's wild

Writing a Madeline Bergman asphyxiation doujin called Metroid: Smother M

New online age verification process just dropped (eating a baked potato)

Its called Stranger Things 'cause David Harbour got me actin' weird 🥴

one episode into the new season and I still don't understand Stranger Things. Why don't they just restore the Light of Aether and get the Light Suit from U-Mos?

stanger thing

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Back in my day, if you wanted a fake image, you had to make it yourself! Photoshopping used to be an important skill! And we had to do it on 1024x768 screens, uphill both ways!

Pee is stored in the balls, neurodivergence is stored in the ass

I miss the old days of the internet, when everybody was honest and didn't try to enrich themselves through deception.

big oof

[Halo3] #267 The Storm (77)

Forgot about all the squirrels in this park. Too friendly, they come up right to you, 10/10 would take one home.

*exaggerated fake italian voice* i see-a the Hoshino I hit-a the retweeto

#ブルアカ #BlueArchive ホシノ！！

holy shit I guess someone leaked the DCP for Zootopia 2?

Oh wow what a cute little merry go round haha... wait WHAT

LED電球のなかみ

I think princess x big scary dragon yuri should be more of a thing

Word of advice for all the new BlueSky users to help improve your experience: First, you need to watch The One, starring Jet Li. That's it.

bluesky is bumpin' now

Saiba Momoi Splash art #BlueArchive

If you want a perfect snapshot of how bad twitter has gotten: I posted these weenies on here and instagram and the comments were “oh looks tasty.” I posted it on twitter and it trended as an international conflict

M200 夏安 #ドルフロ2 #GirlsFrontline2 #GFL2EXILIum #少女前线2

Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger (2002) Episode 5

As soon as I find out a place serves chicken feet I turn into a little rat gremlin

i am a machine that turns `//TODO:` into `//FUTURE: do this properly`

#怪獣になりたい #ブルアカ

Gotta glaze this ham (not sexual) (not excessively praising the ham)

comfy JAMD

Gunbuster fanart Christmas gift for @noctouyan.bsky.social !

ステゴシナリオ読んで、またウマ娘のファンアート描きたいなあとおもいつつ昔書いたスズカ

I wonder if any of the artists that are still on twitter are gonna end up getting antagonized by people AI-ing their art

Love being the only one that brings a multitool and batteries to Christmas gatherings. You may be the one that bought your kid that toy, but your child's enjoying is in my hands. I am their parent now.

Merry Christmas 🎄 to my westerners! I present SnOguri Cap 😝 #umamusume

Follow For The Same Picture of Zhaohui Girls' Frontline 2: Exilium Every Christmas Except Fridays.

Merry Christmas to everybody except Doug.

think fast

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

M200 #ドルフロ #ドールズフロントライン

have a holiday

Calling it now 2026 is gonna be the year we get SFX Fantasy Rayforce

Hostages (2025) is an alright movie so far and features star of Bravely Default II, Charlotte Ritchie.

Steam is down, Half Life 3 shadow drop imminent

I wonder which season of Kamen Rider has the least amount of actual, transformed Rider in it. The Lowest Rider Per Minute (RPM).