The most unbelievable thing about the daredevil TV series isn't the superpowers, it's that something is being done to combat a corrupt government.

I am the Scrooge of April fools day. Shit jokes from shit brands. Shut up.

DLSS5 is just another step in the wrong direction. Graphics do not matter, at least in my opinion. I played Alan Wake (not the remaster) at the end of last year and loved it from beginning to end. Graphics didn't matter because the story was great and the gameplay was fun. Get AI in the bin.

The stairmaster is truly the human version of a hamster wheel. Going absolutely nowhere. Class workout though.

I've not had a drink in 62 days but a cold pint in a sunny beer garden is calling my name

While I've not quite finished Alan Wake 2 yet, story wise it's one of the best games I've ever played. I only recently played the first game and loved that too.

I am live now on twitch playing resident evil REQUIEM. Say hello. www.twitch.tv/geeboss

Going to be streaming resident evil requiem tomorrow. Not sure what time but rest assured, out of all the people that have already streamed or are streaming at the same time, I'll be one of the people streaming it. I'm also raising money for charity all the way up until June!

Used a shot glass to take some benelyn earlier and that's the closest I've got to drinking this year.

After about a full year of not being ill, I am now ill for the second time in like 2 weeks. I am sad.

I did plan to stream this week but it's been a bit of a rough one. Gym keeping me sane at the moment. Hopefully be back on Sunday.

On the next series of the traitors they need to change the format of The Chests of Chance to Carrot in a Box.

Big thank you to all who have donated. A few have come in over the past couple of days off the back of this post, it's very much appreciated. Long time to go until the actual event so plenty of time to raise more money. Thanks again.

I haven't been shouting about this on social media much due to the fact I need to make some stuff to promote it but I am raising money for Beatson Cancer charity. This summer I will be attempting to skateboard from the west coast of Scotland to the east coast of Scotland over a 3 day period.

Charity Chit Chat followed by some quarantine shenanigans www.twitch.tv/geeboss

I'm going to be streaming this evening (8pm Scotland time) on the ol' twitch. Some charity chit chat then some quarantine zone I think! Hopefully see you there www.twitch.tv/geeboss

I'm ill enough to be off work but not quite ill enough to be bed bound and honestly I'm mildly annoyed by it.

Great showcase to sell cars and watches that 95% of people can't afford. Nice one capcom.

As someone who is actually good at their job, why do I go into every weekly meeting with my boss absolutely certain that I'm going to get sacked?

Yer da wears a dry robe to walk the dog

Class when people try to let you out of a junction into oncoming traffic. I see you flashing your lights, I just don't want to die, cheers.

I am LIVE on twitch for the first time in 8 billion years. Playing the very wholesome and never toxic Rust. Drops on I believe. www.twitch.tv/geeboss

Thinking about playing some music tonight on twitch but I'm also really tired and doing so means a bit of setup. Hmmmmmm.

I've chosen possibly the worst time to get back into a proper streaming schedule. I will be streaming, just sporadically and not to the schedule I'd had in mind. Peace and love.

Chucky flavoured Fanta is absurd

I forgot this website existed but now I'm back because I've started streaming again and must do as much promo as possible to become the best streamer in my small town. Follow me on twitch bozos www.twitch.tv/geeboss

Lulu 🖤

this is the current mood

Who needs Duolingo, old school tobacco sponsored phrasebooks are slept on.

This working to pay the bills thing is really getting in the way of starting my Oblivion playthrough

Binned off any cardio I usually do on Wednesday's and went for a walk through the woods instead

We said, you can't sit with us

I'm planning a charity stream raising money for Gendered Intelligence! I chose May 6th to align with the release of Orela Rose. It also gives my very talented friends time to create some prizes/incentives for us! More info closer to the time! #TransRightsAreHumanRights

You can't sit with us

What if I streamed on Wednesday evening? That would be cool eh

I haven't taken many pictures of Jef recently, which is quite frankly, a crime.

Slaps roof of brain, "this baby can go from zero to everyone hates me in 3.2 seconds"

Wondering if anyone could provide me a competitive salary to play balatro all day?

According to a recent study, the bigger your biceps, the lower your chance of dying. This is great news! (I have small biceps)

Do you scroll through IMDb while watching films and TV shows or are you normal?

Every time I see online/twitch pals IRL it makes me want to get back into a proper schedule and just talk utter shite again. I miss it.

Was about to say I'm done with any events until the end of the month then realised got another next weekend 😮‍💨

I like when cats yawn and their little cute faces momentarily turn into a hellscape

Companies posting April fools ads shut the fuck up challenge

How many margs you had mate? Me: yes

I am. I have a background in product management, data analysis and digital marketing. I'm also very talented and cool, see below.

Just saw a crow caw aggressively at his crow mates. What a prick.

I am LIVE over on twitch.tv/notgeeboss DJing. Playing bass music with no plan, just winging it.

I just mixed a margarita with a protein shaker. Optimal.

I'm planning on making my stream debut on my new twitch channel tomorrow evening. I had to make a new one for music because of twitch's new DJ program. A wee follow would be very much appreciated. Join for some bangers tomorrow night! www.twitch.tv/notgeeboss