There was a little robot floor cleaning guy whizzing around my local tesco and despite being a generally non violent person I had the instant urge to kick the shit out of it.

The houses on our street are gradually getting covered in billowing bed sheets, foil, towels and weird aircon tubes and it's giving the neighbourhood a real cheery near apocalypse vibe.

I just want my hands to not be sticky!

I did not have that on my 2026 bingo card.

Pretty sure nobody has ever felt this tired before. You can't prove me wrong, so don't even bother trying.

Quick check of what @limmy.com is up to

Some Wales and some Mari.

It's been almost 20 years since I made my podcast Limmy's World of Glasgow, and I've uploaded the lot to YouTube. A lot of it is a tad PROBLEMATIC, but it was a different time, etc. Anyway, here is the original podcast version of Dee Dee: Yoker... www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv_D...

Already done with this new heatwave and is has barely started yet.

I have had a very productive day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=noxt...

This fundraiser for the wonderful llamachan is now at 93% thanks to loads of mentions and donations from loads of lovely people. Have a look if you like and donate if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/lifechangi...

Suffering from such severe fatigue today I don't even have one game of Fruit Mountain in me. I will rest and return to my sport tomorrow.

The prescriptions I picked up for zero money today would have cost me over 80 quid privately and there is no fucking way I could afford that every month. Thanks fuck for the NHS.

It was all going so well, and then fruit fatigue set in. Still, I'm happy with 6th in the Standard mode rankings... for now.

If I had a job I would give it up to become a pro Fruit Mountain player.

Limmy is streaming tonight at 9pm. LIVE!

See. This is the kind of cool shit that happens when I am allowed to hunch over my desk for hours.

I've had a lovely time going out and about loads during @renduh.bsky.social's birthday week off, but my sickly human body is looking forward to going back to my more regular slumped in a chair all day routine.

Now that you mention it I am quite pathetic. Thanks for noticing!

I picked a great time to try to share loads of cool photos on bluesky.

I have been hanging out with all my coolest friends today.

Look how inexplicably long my arm is.

Yes please.

The internet is full of people who love bragging about only using two sheets of toilet paper and never showering for longer than five minutes, and the world is full of people who smell like arse. Perhaps there is a link.

Can you tell we are Welsh?

It's actually quite sad that all my friends spent the day indoors desperately trying to be better at Fruit Mountain than me, and I have just been out having a fun time in nature with my friends.

Bit windy out.

It is a gorgeous 19°C in Cardif today and I am so thrilled not to be too hot!

Absolutely raging!

Just one friend remains above me. This is a super productive way for us all to be spending our time.

I need to make friends with people who are less good at games because the current lot are really annoying me by slightly beating my Fruit Mountain scores.

Love waking up at 5am because it is simply too hot to sleep.

I'm feeling really Christmassy - only 183 days to go!!!

Americans in the UK being alarmed by how hot it actually feels here is my new favourite genre of video.

I have so many fruit enemies now.

Fuck me it's hot as fuck.

I miss sleeping and cardigans.

Really fucking regretting my decision not to buy portable air con when I considered it a few weeks ago.

I really love how this hot weather makes my hands feel constantly sticky like I'm a mid snack toddler, no matter how often I wash them. It doesn't bother me at all. Really.

It's way too hot to give a shit about any of this.

I have been very busy doing important stuff!

Went to visit the dinosaur that's just in someone's garden in Cwmbran. Apparently they bought it from Dan-yr-Ogof caves. When I was looking at directions to the amazing vegan pub The Queen Inn I noticed it on google maps just marked as T-Rex statue. How could you drive past that and not stop!

Open the door get on the floor!

You have been booped on the snoot by David Lynch meaning you will have good luck all day 💖

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

ELDEN RING, MAGIC BUILD, DAY ONE, LIVE at 9:30am on my Twitch!

There must be a bylaw somewhere that says if anyone becomes a trillionaire, we drag them into the town square, hang, draw and quarter them and then redistribute their money.

A lovely friend gifted me Fruit Mountain so goodbye for a while.

Absolutely gutted I can't take part in group chats because I can't be arsed to verify that I am an adult. Please try not to have too much of a super fun time without me!