Mari Biscuits
@maribiscuits.bsky.social
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I'm Mari. I like cats and comics and code and other stuff.
https://ko-fi.com/maribiscuits
I'm trapped in some sort of horrific time loop where I got to the chemist for my meds every day and every day they tell me to come back tomorrow.
1 day ago
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The chemist now has a prescription in my actual name, but they don't actually have the medication in stock and have said it will either be there tomorrow or maybe never because they may or may not be a manufacturing issue. This is all really great and fine.
3 days ago
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I have submitted my tax form, but only because I was putting off the inevitable nightmare of sorting out my prescription!
3 days ago
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I'm really tired today for some reason.
4 days ago
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Having a particularly shit time with my health right now, but at least signing up for the NHS Wales app hasn't completely screwed up my medical records so my prescriptions are in a name I haven't used for 25 years leaving me without essential meds. Oh no wait... that has happened!
5 days ago
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Getting really distracted reading a book which is meant to be from the perspective of an older woman, but is clearly written by a middle-aged man, as he keeps going on about how lithe the other women characters are and how low cut or figure hugging their outfits are.
6 days ago
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Fully leaning into my persona with this jumper.
12 days ago
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There is a touring production of Midsomer Murders: The Killings at Badger's Drift starring Daniel Casey (who played Troy in the series) as Barnaby and I have never booked tickets for anything so fast.
14 days ago
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My new goal for 2026 is finding a pair of comfortable jeans or trousers that actually fit me.
15 days ago
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Earlier today some adults/teachers walked a large pack of small children down my street, and they all spotted Sherlock in the window and screamed and waved with excitement. Now she's just sitting there waiting for all her fans to return.
17 days ago
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I have constructed a frankly ridiculously large lasagne for two people (past its best banana for scale).
19 days ago
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Still feel terrible, but I'm going to make a soothing lasagne and then everything will be okay.
19 days ago
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One day I will be as cool as she is.
19 days ago
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Announcing that I am particularly unwell right now to the world, so nobody expects anything from me.
20 days ago
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I've had to put my cat Mycroft on a diet so he doesn't die or explode or whatever. I can currently hear him trying to tear the house apart behind me in a lack of Dreamies induced rage.
21 days ago
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renduh
22 days ago
The weather warning graphics software I've written in work has got a function to make sure we don't have overlapping labels and it's getting a real workout today.
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renduh
22 days ago
Limmy's world in the Christmas 2000AD issue!
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Taking down the festive decorations is going well.
24 days ago
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My plan to get really good at chess by playing it every day is going really well, apart from the fact that I seem to be getting worse.
24 days ago
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My commitment to only reading great literature this year is off to a flying start.
26 days ago
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Love making elaborate plans for what to do the next day over the holidays, then sleeping in and ultimately deciding to just sit around all day doing fuckall and eating chocolate. It's like a nice little gift to yourself.
27 days ago
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Breaking news:
27 days ago
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For 2026 I'm just gonna carry on being cool and nice and doing whatever the fuck I want.
28 days ago
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Spending my new years eve playing chess and working out mutual aid budgets, like the baby Jesus intended.
28 days ago
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Macaroni Prince
29 days ago
doing my final stream for what i'm deeming the best year of my life probably who knows, anyway come say bye to me
www.twitch.tv/themacaronip...
byebye badtv for 2025
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TheMacaroniPrince - Twitch
The Final BadTV of 2025
https://www.twitch.tv/themacaroniprince
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Printing essential documents.
about 1 month ago
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Thank you to the resident cat entertainer
@renduh.bsky.social
for distracting them for a brief moment.
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about 1 month ago
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Some topical humour from Watson.
about 1 month ago
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Happy 5th birthday to the legends that are Sherlock and Watson!
about 1 month ago
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I just noticed the packaging on another gift from my mum.
about 1 month ago
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The best gift I got this Christmas is this weird canvas displaying a box of festive chocolates which my mum accidentally bought for me thinking she was buying a real box of chocolates.
about 1 month ago
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Festive Totoro
about 1 month ago
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My mentions are still being haunted by this shit.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Merry Christmas to all my fans and haters!
about 1 month ago
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Me on chess dot com.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3cd...
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Kenny Loggins - Playing with the Boys (Official Video - Top Gun)
YouTube video by KennyLogginsVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3cd0zxd7EU
about 1 month ago
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2000AD Randomizer
about 1 month ago
And Tiny Tim, who did not die, because
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They just look slick all day.
about 1 month ago
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Had a very fun time doing an 80s murder mystery for
@bigtaffman.bsky.social
's birthday!
about 1 month ago
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Some absolute bastard has put a overflowing bag full of meat and lettuce on top of our general waste bin so it won't even shut and there are 5 days before bin day... and it's the most rubbish filled week of the year.
about 1 month ago
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I ordered Adam some Hammer Horror fridge magnets for Christmas. They just turned up, and they have sent me ones with fucking Bovril and Cornflakes on instead.
about 1 month ago
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Feeling terrible and there is only one known cure.
about 1 month ago
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I always regret getting into this bird feeding bullshit when winter comes around and it's constantly pissing down. I can't let my little friends down though.
about 1 month ago
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I've decided to get really good at chess, which unfortunately requires me to be really bad at chess for ages first.
about 1 month ago
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Wow
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Watson and Sherlock have just decided to do this all day. Great choice.
about 1 month ago
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I slightly stood on my cat Sherlock because she was sleeping in a weird place and even tough she is perfectly fine and doesn't even seem upset about it I feel like an actual monster.
about 1 month ago
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Comfort viewing. Cat optional.
about 2 months ago
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I'm really tired, in a horribly grumpy mood, and I am going shopping for Christmas crap later. Good times.
about 2 months ago
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