If you see someone wearing meta glasses you're legally allowed to deck them, I checked

Our new place has a garage and I'm just walking around the flat, looking at stuff taking up space thinking "I can't wait to put you in the fucking garage".

Ive been editing old clips and I forgot how ridiculous RP can be. @paulwastook.com

Anyone noticed how lately in TV/film they use phone vibration sounds instead of ringtones/notifications sounds but the vibration never matches how a phone vibrating would actually sound, and doesn't change between medium e.g. in someone's hand Vs on a tablet no just me okay

I had a manager with a Dilbert comic calendar, and every day he would call people over to his desk to look at the worst, least funny comic you've ever seen in your life, and stared at you until you laughed at it.

This picture is doing a lot of heavy lifting lately as I push myself further (literally) than ever before with my agoraphobia.

We put this on the top of our tree this year and both started crying, so that's nice. I'm missing my wee guy a lot lately.

I'm proud of this (don't let apps record every activity you do on your computer. Please.)

We bought a flat (in this economy? I know.) and the amount of emails and questions I'm getting about it is frying my brain to a crisp.

Arc Raiders has a grip on me like no other shooter has had for a very long time. I'm sat thinking about it at work.

I saw this last night, and the remnants of my teenager-Playstation-fanboy brain got activated and I genuinely had to take a minute to process it. Is this what it felt like when the Berlin wall fell?

playing some valheim until I'm bored www.twitch.tv/paulwastook

Another for the shreklection. Absolute bangers on this.

Worth it so far.

I've spent far too much money on Shrek merchandise today.

The fact that the guy in Good Will Hunting is literally named Will Hunting feels like a joke, but it isn’t.

I love how doctor-patient confidentiality is this sacred thing anywhere else but your pharmacist expects you to shout your full name, date of birth, address, and what type of arsehole cream you need in a room full of other people.

Google photos showed me a "on this day" memory and it was just a scene from Shrek.

I built @happyfuntime.bsky.social a wee website during my break because I'm allergic to not being productive, it's quite nice tho if I do say so myself (the server's pretty good too...) www.happyfuntime.uk

I feel like "la bubus" are a prank getting pulled on me to see how accepting I am of a completely made up, insanely popular thing that I've heard nothing about until it's everywhere.

I had to reset the robohoover to the new WiFi network and it kept twitching and trying to escape while I held the buttons, felt like I was trying to kill it.

Holiday day 1: I had a stress dream that all the systems and apps crashed, with realistic error messages in the dream. I don't think I'm doing holidaying very well.

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I had to watch 2 films last night, one with slightly misaligned subtitles I couldn't fix and spoiled a couple of things, and the other with no subtitles at all so I had to figure out the mumbling. I was distraught.

I'm gonna let you into a little known Glasgow secret that barely anyone is aware of: did you know they're filming the new Spiderman in Glasgow? Literally no one is talking about it, it's mad. Not a single photo or video has been posted of it, anywhere. Complete media blackout on it.

We're dog sitting for a week, and as nice as it is to have a dog around the house, it's definitely bittersweet because I'm expecting Luke to be behind me when I hear the footsteps. It's breaking my brain a wee bit. It's also hard to think it's been over 6 months without him.

It's funny to me that despite all the big, dramatic, high budget TV shows I've watched in the past few years, the one episode I think most about is the "Sully" episode of The Rehearsal season 2. It was absolute genius.

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Eddie Murphy revealed that after the voice cast finishes recording Shrek 5, they'll start working on a Donkey spinoff movie. For more from @screenrant.bsky.social's coverage: bit.ly/4kZYri6

Still thinking about this movie, still completely horrified at the sights and sounds I experienced.

I watched "bring her back" last night and it was one of the most fucked up movies I've ever seen and I loved it.

If you ask me if I'm "enjoying the good weather" I will scream at you and start crying x

Regardless of your opinion on the Jurassic World movies, you gotta hand it to them, it's impressive how they managed to make movies about dinosaurs so unbelievably boring. A genuine feat.

I don't have a case on my phone (I have insurance, plus have literally never dropped a phone, ever) and people point it out all the time in amazement. Is it really that weird not to have a case on your phone? They always make the phone feel so clunky and awkward to me.

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

Air poisoned. Pollen. Death is coming and I welcome it.

Guy shows up to fix my (definitely broken) intercom today, knocks on my door and is like: "so what's the problem?" "intercom's broken" "how did you let me in then?" "...I didn't?" "I buzzed your number" "I heard nothing, it's broken" then he stared at me, suspiciously.

I would appreciate it if I could stop getting sick near the hottest days of the year, thanks x

To celebrate Pride Month, HFT RP is fundraising for Gendered Intelligence who help to improve the lives of trans folk! We have got a whole host of events lined up for this month to help raise well needed funds. You can donate here: tiltify.com/+happy-fun-t...

Here's a list of some of the events taking place this month, all to raise funds for Gendered Intelligence! 🏳‍🌈

I haven't watched the latest Doctor Who season yet (not sure why, apathy? Don't know) but it's wild BBC news has a massive spoiler about their own show on their own front-page.

The seasonal affective disorder I experience during spring/summer needs to be studied. Looking outside at the sun feeling miserable. Is it because every single hole in my body is chock full of pollen? Is it because everyone/everything seems to be so fucking loud during summer?

Reinstalled windows 11 thinking it would fix all the weird issues that keep happening, only for it to have even more weird issues than before. I had to run some dodgy .bat file just to get Firefox to work.

The Last of us S2E3 vague spoilers: you've been warned, stop reading now. Stop. I've played the games, but even being the extremely cry-free person I am, I had so many tears this episode. I also don't think my partner will ever forgive me for convincing her to watch this with me.

Taking the chance during 4/20 to highlight how much of a wonder drug CBD has been for me and my anxiety, and to highlight how much of a injustice it is that it's not regularly available on the NHS, without a private prescription.

Black mirror episode idea: the internet tries to force black mirror down your throat so aggressively and frequently you never, ever want to watch an episode of black mirror ever

I went outside yesterday AND met some lovely people. I barely embarrassed myself too. PS the wide angle lenses were not kind to me I swear my head's a relatively normal shape.

Last night's stress dream was buying a new build outside of Glasgow, moving into it, having loads of defects, and our garden was getting dug up to build new houses in it. It also really lacked storage space. A genuine nightmare. Remember, come back tomorrow for the 4th stress dream in this series.

Last night's stress dream was my partner secretly adopting another rescue podenco and it running around wild in our flat, as I had a nervous breakdown.