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drums in Meet Me @ The Altar & nu metal enthusiast
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ceej
8 days ago
ronald mcdonald is not a clown. he's just irish
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slate
8 days ago
oh you celebrate mario day? name every mario
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Meet Me @ The Altar
19 days ago
where the
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CynicalTherapist
27 days ago
I hope whoever liberates us is very sexy.
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Jonathan Edward Durham
about 1 year ago
Sitting in your car is pretty much the same thing as standing in the shower just like Warm. Nice. Alone. Quiet. Aaahhh.
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Karen Kilgariff
about 1 year ago
Who named it [NOUN] and not [PUN MY UNCLE WOULD ADORE]
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Dan Sheehan
about 1 year ago
The government should deliver you a little cookie at the end of each night
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kim
about 1 year ago
if your apparel isnβt gay you can get the fuck outta my life
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Soraya Nadia McDonald
about 1 year ago
You know it's bad when your doctor is like, "I'm not sure if this is depression or if you are simply having appropriate emotional responses to an unending cavalcade of terrible events."
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kim
about 1 year ago
party tip: leave as soon as you get there.
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Elle
about 1 year ago
I'm not religious but damn do I love a christian carol. "O Holy Night"? It is if someone's singing that song. "Fall on your knees" ??!! Already down here, buddy. You've knocked me out
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Frances Meh
over 1 year ago
friends, romans, cunts: listen up
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Maris Kreizman
about 1 year ago
I love when the subtitles tell you what kind of mood the music is evoking.
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Ygrene
about 1 year ago
BREAKING: everything
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Jonathan Edward Durham
about 1 year ago
Inside me are two wolves and they are somehow both orange cats
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Pop Base
over 1 year ago
Rihanna had her boob signed by Mariah Carey at her concert last night: βMariah Carey is signing my t*t yβall.β
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alber
over 1 year ago
teaching my beloved son the true meaning of christmas (killing him)
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Frances Meh
over 1 year ago
mistle toe fetish
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Dropped Mike
over 2 years ago
waiter: what would you like? date: Iβll have a ravioli me: Iβll also have some ravioli waiter: two raviolis then? me: no I want like 15 waiter: date: me: at least
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AnnaAnkaAnia
over 1 year ago
Starter pack? Well, I would love to start with coffee and donuts, please.
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dan mentos
over 1 year ago
me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
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inkedupandsonic
over 1 year ago
i just finished baby proofing the apartment [rattles locks] no way they're getting back in
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andy vs.
over 1 year ago
Before I got a phone I just used to stare at my hand all day
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Jonathan Edward Durham
over 1 year ago
I just had a chocolate milk for the first time in I donβt know how long and I am straight-up giddy
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Ingrid Ostby
over 1 year ago
there should be a Waze feature to report cybertrucks and teslas
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Misty Miller β»
over 1 year ago
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
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Thembo
over 1 year ago
Not sure what possessed me to make this
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i genuinely love touring but the exhaustion gets sooo real
over 1 year ago
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onion person
over 1 year ago
while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend, while engaged: my perfect fiancee, 5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
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Glenn White
over 1 year ago
Do I need 150 HDMI cables? No, of course not. Do I HAVE 150 HDMI cables? Yes, of course I do. Who throws away a perfectly good HDMI cable?
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Phil Lindsey
over 1 year ago
Guys ...the Linkin Park album is really good.
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mindflakes
over 1 year ago
Some exciting personal news: I've just wedged myself into the small gap behind the dishwasher for reasons unclear even to me
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d.ly
over 1 year ago
applying a cold stick of butter to my wounds
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seeing videos of jon batiste makes me so happy he's such a happy camper
over 1 year ago
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Zonule of Zinn
over 1 year ago
It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes
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kid gruesome
over 1 year ago
I love my bedtime routine! First I catch up on the absolute worst takes of the day, then I stare into the darkness in silent agony
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Lucifer
over 1 year ago
Where's all my heathens at?
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ceej
over 1 year ago
every time you get a new follower you should make sure to repost all your old bangers, in case they missed them
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d.ly
over 1 year ago
why write a long-ass "following up!" email when you can just send "pls."
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Sean Thomason
over 1 year ago
To the tuna who died to get put in a can that wound up in the back of my cabinet until past expiration and which I just threw away: lol owned
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i caved in and bought a jacket π
over 1 year ago
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Jonathan Edward Durham
over 1 year ago
Also fyi since my October was deleted by election stress Iβll be doing a little trick or treating for Thanksgiving this year, so if I show up at your door with an empty plate just whack some mashed potatoes or stuffing on there for me okay? No need to be weird about it.
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