Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

They cut to this awesome football fan and my dad muttered, “Fentanyl.”

Out with the old and in with the oooh!

Welcome to the public domain, Camptown Races

Happy New Year (for real this time), everybody!

He really gets it

When that NFL commentator said, “That was a big time catch and throw!” I simply had to agree

I just got fast food even though we’re eating dinner in an hour call the police there’s a mad man around

This is the time of year where I must ask myself is it wrong to wake my 85 year old father from a nap so he can make me popcorn I just don’t know *loud coughing*

Haunted by my humiliating tabs

I bet spas could make a lot of money these days if they offered sobbing massages where everyone involved cries the whole time

Detainees inside the LA Federal detention center are flashing their lights for protesters.

I singlehandedly brought this orchid back from the dead so I’m not sure what else you want from me

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In case you haven't been paying attention for the past two decades and some, Erik Prince is a threat to liberal democracy and human rights on a global scale.

Growing up Catholic had a lot of fun elements like for example at the age of 7 I thought I was going to Hell because I had a crush on the dad from Arthur, who was married

White Lotus 4 the motel that shares a parking lot with the bowling alley

pagliacci: but doctor... i AM pagliacci doctor: then shut the fuck up

Life is significantly easier if you find someone who makes you laugh above all, tell the children

Anti-ICE protesters are blocking both sides of the 101 Freeway near the Alameda Street exit in DTLA. The CHP has since closed that portion of the freeway.

“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”

If Democrats played politics in the Republican style they'd introduce an act named after the victims of the plane crash pushing the premise that unelected quasi-presidents given power by an incompetent president are a threat to every American.

Why's it called SCARFACE when Tony Montana doesn't wear a scarf even once

Stop fucking saying he blamed “DEI,” which is some abstract, non-tangible idea. He is blaming people of color having jobs he thinks they aren’t qualified for. He’s blaming race. He’s being racist every time he says it. Journalists need to get fucking backbones, my word.

The inauguration was a carefully constructed fascist pageant meant to seize control of power and reality, foster an authoritarian environment on behalf of the oligarchs, and pummel us into early submission. It’s time to prepare for the fight. jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/a-repulsiv...

Minutes ago, the Trump admin revoked the sensitive locations policy that prevented ICE from carrying out enforcement arrests inside churches, hospitals, and schools.

We can stop reading the NYT and WaPo any time and support independent journalism instead.

It will be easy to fall into a pattern of dunking & reacting in these times. Performing disapproval can be a consuming pastime & it is not enough. Refuse to abandon vulnerable people. Build a rebellious culture of care. If you need help, @prisonculture.bsky.social and I wrote a book to assist you.

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

Today’s glimmer of hope brought to you by the creator of Watch Duty, LA’s nonprofit fire map that’s been such a lifeline for so many. More of this, please! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

I am guessing most folks are stretched tight on the money front, but if you are looking for solid LA orgs to give to, this is a great list. There are also asks for items that LA nonprofits on the ground are hoping to acquire. 💚https://la2050.org/blog/la-wildfires-volunteer-and-support-guide

Burbank folks - The Garry Marshall Theater is a drop off location for vital supplies for the people displaced by the fires. Their IG account has a full listing of things they need... We just dropped off diapers and feminine hygiene products and other items and there is a GREAT team working there.

working link is here:

VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES IN LOS ANGELES: If you’re looking to get involved with volunteer efforts in LA, please check out this list provided by Mutual Aid LA:

The Eaton fires destroyed a youth care facility my friend worked at. They had no time to pack, and everything is lost. Please help support them if you can. These children and teen were ALREADY vulnerable before the fires. www.gofundme.com/f/provide-ai...

If a whale bit my leg, I would simply pursue him relentlessly until my obsessive hatred became my undoing

Thanks I’m doing fine aside from this scented trash bag that’s trying to poison me

I saw this on New Year’s Eve and just keep rewatching it my god www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8F2HwtJ/

Me: Dad: You ever watch these drywall guys? They are FAST.

…and these are the twins, Sage and Brown Butter.

I dream that one day Steve Martin and Martin Short find their perfect third named Short Steve to complete the circle.

TOP 3 FIREWORK STYLES: 3. Dangerous looking multicolor explosion partially obscured by smoke 2. Classic giant champagne ball that falls in a magical willow tree shape 1. Crazy worms

hoping you have a quiet moment

Dec 26-31: peanut brittle’s time to shine

Manifesting Shea Whigham asking if I wanna get outta here in 2025

Lose some files. Misplace some paperwork. Type a name in wrong. Check the wrong box. Normal people are bad at their jobs all the time. Screw something up. There's gonna be a lot of opportunities in the coming years to do a bad job for the good of all.