They’re about to burn a surprisingly lifelike Mike Pence effigy

I think Mbappé has probably earned the right to laugh.

Good riddance Paraguay and get fucked Ilgiz Tantashev.

There's a reason I'm hardly on here. One interaction and I think I'm good for a few months

And it’s France 1 - 0 Cheataguay + their best friend the referee. #FuckParaguay

Fuck Paraguay, man. They've been cheating since the first minute

It's fine though as the US has plenty of L's of their own. They can afford to give a few away.

Finalement...

Paraguay players calling that a dive 😂😂

WHY DID THEY ALL DRESS AS DONATELLO?

Why doesn't the referee punish obvious off-the-ball fouls? It's a mystery

The divorce is going well, then.

"BUT THE FOUR SMOL BEAN IDF BABIES!"

Loved George Fouracres' turn as PM this morning. Best SNL skit yet

I Qana believe Naftali Bennet is trying to claim the IDF operates in acvordance with international law Words matter, eh?

Thank you for so much, David. You made this world a better place. 💔

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Requiescat in pace, Professore Ginzburg 🙏

Looks at Lukaku’s goal. Looks at Lukaku’s belly. Looks at own belly. Maybe I could still play international football.

Radical thought I know but maybe VVD doesn't have to decide tactics for the entire team. Maybe Netherlands have a coach, and the Dutch team aren't Liverpool but in orange I'd at least consider the fucking possibility, ITV

Is there a kind of analytical mind virus affecting everyone, wherefrom the painful swelling of thhw significance of today's votes? Yes, Reform have made substantial gains. Not defending any seats means losing them is impossible, so every seat is a net gain.

If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—

When you see Kid Rock addressing a press conference to talk about the Strait of Hormuz and you think, "Jeez, they really can't get anyone more qualified to carry water for them," understand that Randy Barnett is a more subtle iteration of the same phenomenon.

this photo of kid rock giving a speech at the pentagon about the strait of hormuz has really solidified in my mind that the united states is the least intelligent place on earth.

I would absolutely love Arron Banks to go down Butetown and tell the first black bloke he sees that he's not really Welsh. The stumpy little bastard would be coming back in three separate buckets.

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This is the untold story of higher education. Everything only works because staff do more work than they can really be expected to do.

Absolute dereliction of duty by an MP: a major employer and driving force of local and national economy is not their ‘industrial focus’. Apparently the educating and training of doctors, nurses, teachers, lawyers, scientists, engineers, researchers…IS. NOT. THEIR. INUDSTRIAL. FOCUS.

Also slightly amused at 'A normal job doesn't require you to hang around on site for hours to do a basically mindless task' given that this describes soooo many normal jobs.

If you can't get through a working day without a drink then I'm not sure you should be doing that job, regardless of what it is. This country has such a weird relationship with alcohol. Old boys' club nonsense that should have died out long ago.

"MPs are, to a man, simply gagging for smack at all times, and the only thing holding them back from shooting up at work is the fact that it's illegal."

I made a Derrida chat bot, and DerridaBot told me "There is nothing outside the LLM"

I’ve posted it before, but it feels evergreen The two hardest problems in Computer Science are 1. Human communication 2. Getting people in tech to believe that human communication is important

Labour MPs being like I haven’t heard of anchor institutions, I will pretend that all the non-graduates in my constituency do not work for universities or the businesses that support them (including hospitality, housing, healthcare) and instead still work in heavy industry

I'd be embarrassed by my team if I were a Chelsea fan. Sanchez couldn't stop smiling at his bullshit post-match. Shameful

Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.

wheezing

He honestly thinks we're stupid.

Anton Lesser >>>>>> Roger Moore

Next government of Israel will be just as racist towards Palestinians in the 1967 and 1948 territories alike and will have no 48er party in coalition

"You made the President do this to himself, didn't you?"

The overwhelming majority of the victims of political violence in this country don't have a secret service detail to protect them, and the majority of that violence is caused by the guy who does.

This is even more staged than the campaign 'shooting'—into which Trump personally closed the investigation because that is totally normal

In the interview she also says she wrote most of the script for the evening.

5/ THIS -- this doesn't need any commentary at all does it?

4/ All smiles & laughter at highly unusual presser. Less than 1hr after shooting? NO ONE looks shook. They aappear as if they just got by with something big bc they did! Trump pumps ballroom repeatedly and 0 talk of an investigation Trump seems to already know everything about assassin and incident

3/ Trump has already pointed to the incident as justification for the controversial White House ballroom he’s building on the grounds where the East Wing used to be. MAGA folks all parroting this 🦜