I'm glad Kimmel is coming back. However, "free speech" where you can reverse government-coerced corporate censorship but only if your supporters make stock price influencing noise would be like a healthcare system in which you need a GoFundMe to go viral to afford treatment. ... wait.

RIP Claudia Cardinale

Bluesky banned Palestinians because they didn't want so many westerners to have personal contact with people being murdered by the west

Reconstructing animals from their fossilized remains requires meticulous artistry and scientific rigour. What was done to bones partly of a woolly rhinoceros discovered in Germany in 1663 arguably involved neither. Behold the 'Magdeburg Unicorn' in all its tea-spitting glory. (Yes, it's real.)

Has anyone tried telling Trump the science says he can fly now and seeing what happens

so when does the raptu

Y'all fight for comedians. Which is why you don't have Black journalists to oppose Trump, but you do have famed resistance leaders *check notes* Matt Parker and Trey Stone.🤷🏿‍♂️ Kimmel is interviewing Gavin Newsom in his return. His podcast guests were the dudes that got the Black journalists fired.

Hear me out. RFK Jr. IS the Kennedy curse.

Why does the dictionary not want me to go to heaven?

Jesse fucking Singal is the ultimate proof of the theory that you can get away with publishing all the lies you want as long as you do it about an outgroup and you are in the right social circles.

#WATCH | Israelis literally stealing aid bound for Gaza.

You could always buy the 1st 2 of a bisexual fantasy romcom to celebrate, you know farragobooks.com/book/cursed-...

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day!

making a fortune by convincing journalists there's a secret generation which is kinda millennial but kinda not which is called chiliastic

Duterte was arrested in March by Philippine authorities on a warrant issued by the ICC. He is now being held at an ICC facility in the Netherlands.

San Pellegrino Pompelmo Less sweet and more refreshing than Ting

Bunburying

This is the most horrifying time - but at least we know who the fuck everybody is now. Cards on the table. Show us your souls.

Your Party has been frequently publicly owned I dont think that's the same thing

These times are showing us who people really are at their heart. The people speaking up and fighting even though it’s dangerous vs the grifters who tripped over themselves to sell out their friends at the first sign of trouble.

I don’t think the #rapture is happening folks Otherwise they’d start with likes of Australia or is that just for Father Christmas and New Years’?

For those of you not familiar, Alaa was an Egyptian political prisoner for much of his adult life. He was deprived of time with his son, his siblings, and his mom who went on hunger strike and nearly died trying to free him just in the last month. He was just released via a presidential pardon.

I *love* the pretence that Danny's vote needs to be bribed separately to Michael's.

This has aged like a truckload of frozen hot dogs after the A/C unit broke down in 105 degree Texas heat.

People be like: “why is everyone just capitulating?” History: *gesturing frantically to itself trying to get their attention*

I write so that these moments this fear, this resilience, this defiant hope are never forgotten. Thank you for being here and for listening. We will not be silenced.

It's a silence filled with everything we've lost and everything we're fighting to keep. They want to erase our existence, to turn our stories into dust. But my pen is my witness, and my words are my home.

Today, I wrote about the silence. Not the silence of peace, but the quiet that falls between the explosions. The silence where you hear nothing but your own breathing and the whispers of a child clinging to your hand.

"I obviously don’t share their worldview, but I think they’re friendly, kind folks who everyone in the country would be proud to call 'neighbor.' Okay, maybe not everybody, but you know, most Americans."

This is my plea: don't look away. Follow my journey to bear witness with me. Together, we can make sure the world hears our cries.

I'm a writer and a translator. I used to translate books and dreams. Now, I translate suffering and hope. Every day, I document my life and the agony of this genocide. I write to make sure that these moments, these tears, and these moments of resilience are not forgotten.

"You know what? I like free speech so much I’ve decided you can’t use it without my permission. I’ve decided free speech is a collector’s item and it should be kept in mint condition. Let’s be honest: It’s basically an antique."

Pretty fucking sure there’s a word in Arabic that means submission, lol. It’s a famous one. I bet you know it.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FALLEN WORLD FOR RECOGNIZING THE PALESTINIAN STATE; NOW MAY THEY RECOGNIZE THE PALESTINIAN HUMAN BEING.

He's like one shade from his base turning on him.

Loooooooooooool. Fuckin' bodied.

"Seriously, guys, stop trying to appeal to our conscience. We have none."

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

This is *stunningly* disingenuous, and the fact that Singal continues to enjoy a career writing at the highest levels about a topic that he either unwilling or incapable of discussing honestly is such an indictment of the Anglo-American prestige media.

trump administration: antifa is a highly organized network of skilled operatives working seamlessly to impede and destroy government activity every anti-fascist I know: oh shit was that last night? i had to work and my phone was dead. oh but I still have your tupperware, get it to you next week?

Shana tova, peeps. May it be a year of health, of safety, and of collective liberation. ❤️‍

to summarize the disney/kimmel situation

"Luke...on balance it's in my financial interest to reinstate being your father"

You have to admire the PR messaging that it was about the *timing* of Kimmel’s remarks, and for the good of all by avoiding inflaming tensions at a dangerous moment. Genuinely, as someone who’s done a lot of lines-to-take, a masterpiece of the not-easily-refuted ex-post justificatory climb-down.

Has Danny Healy-Rae proposed the Rapture as a solution to the housing crisis yet?

Disney+ is still on the BDS list, BTW. Don't restart your subscription just because they brought back Kimmel. They only did that because they lost so much money anyway; they learned nothing. If Disney or ABC wants your money, make them divest from Israel first.

Keep up the pressure on #Disney /ABC! If you haven't dropped your subscription yet, do it now! #Paramount+ too while you're at it. Hiring Bari Weiss to rewrite the news is as bad as firing Jimmy Kimmel. Worse probably.