"It's cereal offender."

Have you ever seen a daffodil like this? It's called a 'Petticoat daffodil'. 📷Mike Selby

Contemporary landscape painter Sarah Jane Brown captures the dramatic beauty of her home on the Pembrokeshire Coast, West Wales #WomensArt

Police say the serial offenders will soon be doing porridge. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

The Boa-Vine Snake won't bite. It will just stare at you like you've deeply disappointed it.

Post your favourite final shot in film.

Happy birthday to Howard Devoto. To the outside of everything...

Bumblebee queen learns how to use protective door in less than 24 hours

I rather hoped these two would be on the #newfivepoundnote ... Oldie #cartoon #beavers #FarageIsAnIdiot

Seen elsewhere.

There’s petty and then there’s ✨opera petty✨ 😂

A Moist Owlette is freshly showered at Owl Park San Vigilio, a zoological park in northern Italy 🇮🇹 via fb.com/816647270688... #owlsintowels 💛🦉

Zack Polanski thinks women should give birth naturally without medical intervention, i.e. caesarean section.

Zack Polanski, a former hypnotherapist, thinks you can increase a woman's breast size by hypnosis.

Zack Polanski thinks women should give birth naturally without medical intervention, i.e. caesarean section.

Dwelling: A Snail's Journey in Dublin, Ohio by the Cracking Art Group, Milan

Über der Nordsee kam nach dem Regen die Sonne heraus. 🌊 After the rain, the sun came out over the North Sea.  #eastcoastkin #blueskyartshow #horizontal #stunday #orangesun #sundayyellow

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

Things that happen in Scotland. 🙌🙏🫶👇

It's why I still wear mask in public places.

It's Save A Spider Day today.

I am a Tennyson fan. It’s hard to be precise about what it is in poetry that touches you. But whatever it is. These lines are full of that stuff. “Tho much is taken, much abides.” That’s pretty much how I feel right now.

A Tudor surgeon should be able to treat all injuries, including the most deadly of all, a pie to the head. #PiDay

"Faster than a speeding bullet." I love watching border collies work.

MEET THE COVER STARS! In a week of crazy things around Tales of the Suburbs it was a joy to meet Chuck and Dave, who were photographed in 1985 by Sunil Gupta and are still going strong!

Michael Caine is 93. On choosing his name: ‘I was in Leicester Square on the phone to my agent who said I had to change my name. I looked around at the cinemas & saw The Caine Mutiny & I loved Bogey so I chose that. If I looked the other way, it would’ve been Michael 101 Dalmatians.’

It shows how much of a numpty Andrew Tate is when they wouldn't allow him in.

“Dave! Ain’t that your horse that kid is messin’ with?”

Things I should be able to do at my age: • chew food without biting the inside of my cheek • cut the thick plastic zip tie from something I bought in Lidl Middle without gouging a lump out of my finger • wash my face without banging my head on the bathroom cupboard over the sink. #MassiveIdiot

why are bees doing brutalism

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

#DiscoNotDisco youtu.be/xyxrMiuP_pg?...

Louise V Durham, stained glass and driftwood sculpture, Shoreham by Sea, UK #WomensArt

If anyone would like to see a photo of a particularly pugnacious Puffin, this is your lucky day.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

@prospectmagazine.co.uk #cartoon #redraw

Top marks to the air steward on today's Easy Jet flight when pushing the refreshments trolley and announcing: "Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens. Get 'em while they're hot!"

This tickled me (posted by Rhoda Bracewell on the other place)

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We are watched with carved disdain, watched with stone sneers. Our ephemeral lives are nothing but flicker in the thousand-year stare of lithic lookouts. Time is different for them. We are no more than fast insect blur, ghost vapour. The default of grotesques is contempt. – #DAKilroy

Monks are responsible for amazing Belgian beer and Shaolin kung fu and a really wonderful proto punk band so shouts out to feeling monkish

Iggy Pop with David Bowie – Funtime (Live, 1977) The Idiot (1977) Video of the Day