sherman, for the love of god!

Santa 9/11 came early this year

"I'm not like the other girls" 🥰 I advocate for violence against fascists ☺️

She's risking her life to try to deliver humanitarian aid to Palestinians is what she did! She's a brave Swedish activist! And in his house, Greta Thunberg is a hero, end of story!!!

She's risking her life to try to deliver humanitarian aid to Palestinians is what she did! She's a brave Swedish activist! And in his house, Greta Thunberg is a hero, end of story!!!

I am completely confident that I could have ruined Friedrich Nietzsche's life

I'm a lot like our Lord in that I also sleep for 3 days after an eventful Friday night

Day 2 of jury duty. No, no, I'm not a hero. Just your average citizen

They can make me go to jury duty. But they can't make me shower

Call the cops, Dad's listening to Joe Rogan again

I wish I had a normal childhood, adolescence, and adulthood

My plans for tomorrow: 12:00:00 PM: I try to get NIN tickets 12:00:10 PM: I throw my laptop into the East River

i'll be the first to admit i was skeptical about Fangloxx the Pussy Vaporizer from Planet X99. but then he vaporized my pussy

I'm experiencing the terrors and the horrors, don't text

There's nothing I fear more in this world than receiving a text message

Call the cops, Dad's getting interested in religion again

Finally, it's my time to shine!

I really want to make some big, positive changes in the new year. Now all I need to achieve my goals is a full frontal lobotomy

‘Tis the season

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Anyone on here know how to escape the endless cycle of samsara? Asking for me

you mean the guy the federal government pays to build rockets is a nazi??? say it ain’t so

Peppermint Patty is the white liberal feminist. She has internalized the tactics of the oppressor and, seeking to seize what power the patriarchy allows her in service of its own perpetuation, she wields them over Marcie. Nowhere is this more evident than in the interpellation "sir."

Jordan Peterson: Homer used to be able to choke Bart when he said ‘why, you little.’ And when he did that it was bloody magical. A thousand parental frustrations laid bare, the untrammeled paternal id for all the world to see. An unparalleled *starts weeping* moment of catharsis

Sir a second darkness has hit the edge of town

Sigh... This is the part of the job I hate. *works 9-5, Monday-Friday*

🎶 I'm pinching a loaf where the rain gets in

A play started in the first act must eventually come to its conclusion. This literary rule is known as Chekhov’s Play

Every time we see this, we should repost it. Let's make it the anti-fascist version of the "Tom Holland Lip lip syncing to Umbrella in a corset" video: everyone must reshare every time, and no one gets annoyed.

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

Got this in the mail last year and still have no idea who sent it to us or why.

Life is just like that movie Babe except most of us will never get the "that'll do, pig" for which we are desperate

Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it

they’re working on a bipartisan bill to give the statue of liberty huge honkers

Is anyone looking for a light holiday read?

whoever they catch was with us all day and couldn’t have been at the scene, you understand?

My top artist this year was Chappell Roan. I have been Chappell owned

I know what I would write on my shell casings to send a strong message. "Money for Nothing, Chicks for Free"

Do you think that when Lee Harvey did that thing to John, he blew the smoke off the barrel and said something cold like "Via con dios"

Look at this large man. He's my nephew. He doesn't even CARE that the United Healthcare CEO was killed. He LOVES blood

Rammstein's songs are about universal human experiences: man's inhumanity towards man, time's cruel & inexorable march forward, air show disasters, not having a mom bc you were grown in a lab, sex cannibals, being a lonely Bavarian who wants only for a woman with enormous jugs, &c

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

My grandpa who died in 2003 recorded tons of old movies on VHS. He would have loved the Internet and used it for evil

i took a British guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone

I woke up, made some coffee, and immediately edited a 7 year old viral video into a 28 year old Ace Of Base song.

More like... Pod Save My Dick and Balls

When will AI give me a huge hog

You’re about to leave the grocery store without the milk you came for when you hear that little voice: Joan, you must save the nation of France

I'm looking to keep it low-key this holiday season, just a couple upside down bong-rips with the fam