This throw should be an automatic ticket to the Super Bowl. Do not pass go, straight to the big game.

Truly what did we do to deserve the Patriots cakewalking to the Super Bowl. Come on man, enough is enough

We love seeing this guy

Happy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil to those that celebrate.

Democrats: ICE MUST wear body cameras (turn them on PLEASE!) and do some more training (Don't ignore any of that training PLEASE!) and in exchange, you can continue to shoot our constituents and terrorize neighborhoods. Compromise!

Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now. If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.

Verizon: sorry, systems are down. The calls you usually get are down right now. The calls I usually get:

Had a 10 minute virtual call to confirm that I needed to pick up medicine with my doctor and they charged me $200 for the call. What a normal and sustainable system we’ve built to manage the health and welfare of everyone.

The speed with which CBS news was dismantled and turned into a Simpsons meme is both hilarious and terrifyingly unsettling

"we need the murderous police to arrest the murderous ICE agents even though they are all working together" do you hear yourself

The world is a tough place lately but right now Aaron Rogers is sad, so there is a light in the darkness.

Most viable career paths right now: -Police goon -Tech fraudster -Health care crank -Regime propagandist -Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)

Wanda Sykes best speech so far for an award she didn’t even win

Polymarket odds being on screen for best podcast at the Golden Globes feeling like a whole new box to check on the “worst dystopia ever” list.

Every podcast is just 2/3 friends in LA or New York talking about a thing they wish they were actually famous for or 2/4 celebrities/sports figures discussing shows or teams they used to be on. None of them are good.

Greatest Bears game of all time, I never had a doubt.

This is exactly the endgame they want. What ICE has learned is they can murder us and get away with it. Be careful out there, folks.

There is no bottom for these people. Just black hearts, rotten souls all the way down.

if you're still on twitter you're saying you're cool with this

Man, what? They’re already shooting and pepper spraying and kidnapping and murdering us. If you don’t want us in the streets, you gotta fucking DO SOMETHING.

ICE shot a woman driving away from them in the face in broad daylight and immediately began to smear her as a perpetrator of violence and domestic terrorism. The greatest threat to Americans is our own “law and order.”

A warning that this is a disturbing video. Proceed with caution. But it shows that the ICE version of the story is an absolute fucking LIE. As is standard for them! We need justice.

The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...

At this point if you're on Twitter at all you're just fully supporting (AND funding if you're paying for a blue check mark) child porn. Feels like an easy choice to just, NOT be there.

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

I for one hope all the Dems are rushing to make posts condemning the situation, letting us all know where they stand. I’m looking forward to getting emails asking for money so they can combat this problem. I am the dumbest person alive and my brain is smooth and blank like a cue ball.

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

hey man get the fuck off that website

Where’s Waldo-ass cat

This is how I started the year so it’s literally only downhill from here

I accidentally shaved a huge chunk of my beard off today, gifting myself a perfectly horrible final moment to experience in the godawful year of our lord 2025.

Just left the theater after seeing Marty Supreme and the guy in front of me who spent the entire time scrolling instagram at full brightness gave the movie five stars on Letterboxd. Everything is a lie.

This truck is doing the most insane amount of compensating I’ve ever seen in my life

Super normal stuff to say out loud, man. Nobody is gonna think this is weird or creepy at all.

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My god, Rob Reiner. What an unbelievable tragedy. It is increasingly so hard to see the good in this dark world.

This series is my favorite read of the last year. I am OBSESSED and anyone who goes "well, I don't think that's for me", WRONG. It's about resistance, found family, and a talking cat named Princess Donut that you would take a bullet for.

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Time Magazine: The Person of the Year is The Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

On top of the joke that these nerds should in any way be celebrated as people of the year and that they emulate the real people who did work in the original photo, it's really amazing how incredibly shitty the the actual image is.

When a celebrity writes an apology on the notes app

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This will live in my head forever

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I got a Peanuts advent calendar with a little figurine for each day and so far the paint jobs have been… alarming. I think this is supposed to be Rerun but it looks like the ghost of Alfalfa from Little Rascals.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse