Imagine going back in there and just having dinner lol

He’s Running

What in the Elden Ring boss is going on in the background?

The Pope will never get an EGOT. He doesn’t have the range to get a Grammy, let alone a Tony. I don’t want a Pope who can’t transition from screen to stage and stay consistent. EGOTs are for titans of the field and the Pope doesn’t have it!

Did a large spider the size of my palm write this?

Love that we’re just getting Armageddon groundhog updates now. The pedophile has spoken! Two more weeks of survival!

This is real

Moments away from finding out if this was prophecy

It’s Stefan’s and it’s not close.

Yearly reminder that April Fools is the day that people who aren't comedians show us why.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

We do not have to do this, folks.

I think we gave filming podcasts a fair enough shake and can stop now!

Vaxxed???

This dreadful book banning bill, H.R. 7661, has made it out of committee and into the House. It's time to call your reps.

It's deeply funny to me when the NYT has an article about anything normal like "Winter is over, how cities are prepping for spring" and some 60 year old with "NO DMS!" in their profile replies "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEDOPHILES? WHY IS THIS NEWS?" Please hold 2 thoughts in your head at once, Susan.

A woman just now came up to the register w/ a $28 hardcover, flinched at the total, said "I'll pass for now, I can get it online" and when I pushed back and asked her to please not buy it from Amazon, she said "have you seen gas prices, I can't afford a $30 book" and folks I think we're in trouble.

Hey friends! After more than a decade of putting books in libraries for the whole of the country, Penguin Random House has eliminated my position. I’m officially leaving the company at the end of the month. Not sure what’s next for me but I’m excited to explore my options in this next chapter!

The only good influencer in the world, Victoria Javadi on The Pitt, definitely gonna post that ICE video and become The Hero We Need.

Conan, bring out the Golden writer and let him finish

98 years and they still haven’t figured out that cutting people off is bad

Matt Berry doing all the announcing at the Oscars makes everything sound like a bit and we’re simply wasting his talent right now

Conan hosting the Oscars and the puppet we have to see is NOT Triumph the Insult Comic Dog? We used to be a society.

This fucking RULES. Sinners slaps in every possible way.

Amy Madigan! We did it Joe!

These motherfuckers better start laughing at Conan.

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

My "I’m not dating a chatbot" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Every day there’s like 11 insane dystopian things happening that would be the main plot of a 90’s sci-fi thriller.

The world is bad but I got a stained glass Book-It tattoo and it rules, so there’s a little light in the darkness.

At a queer punk show and the singer just yelled “this next song is called I GUESS YOU’RE A BITCH” and damn, the kids are gonna be ok.

ffffuck i forgot about this

Sorry, Markwayne is the dumbest name is human history and there’s no way this man had any other option other than to be a huge piece of shit. Doomed from the jump.

is everyone on glue

Every day we wake up to the most horrific things this government can inflict on people. When will the opposition do anything other than post about it?

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that? And then they grew up to be even worse?

Etel tried to help our community and Duffy continually used his power to punish her for that. Everything about this is infuriating.

I was lucky enough to know and work with Ann for the past 10 years. She was truly one of one, a brilliant woman with an unmatched eye for talent and heart. This is absolutely devastating news and a huge loss for publishing, my friends, and the literary world.

Snow is taller than a dang corgi out there

Strip Law is a damn good show, Congrats to @hellocullen.bsky.social @kibblesmith.com and the rest of the team.