*staring into THE RECTANGLE OF MISERY* oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

I basically never see the racism or murder at the Racist Murder Pit. You can avoid that kind of thing if you don't go looking for it. The truth is, the Racist Murder Pit is the best place to have meaningful conversations about politics. And you can pretty easily ignore all the racism and murder

Shoot this right into my veins.

ok last post of the year for me, i got my first tattoo and it's cool. love all of you guys. happy new year ❤️

a truly beautiful mind. "no one can get me for causing massive pain and suffering to countless children and their families because i am a virgin nerd who sucks". i see a bright future for this master of logic

best movies of 2025 (i haven't seen marty supreme yet but idk what it would replace because i love these 5 so much): 5. weapons 4. 28 years later 3. eddington 2. sinners 1. one battle after another

jerking it to pics of brigitte bardot today to honor the memory of her hotness, but only the ones where she is 90, to remind myself that she was actually bad

i have now seen "eyes wide shut" like six times and in my expert opinion, the movie is about how being horny will kill you and that's ok. that's how it works. sometimes sydney pollack is there

American Canto paperback cover

some of you need some hard and fast new years resolutions to just forget that stancil, yglesias, chatty williams, et al even exist. if you ignore them they disappear.

you can block the will stencil guy. and then you will not see his posts. please do not make me see them, they are bad

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

ME: [trying to do one pull-up on the bar just after TSA check] MY WIFE: are you fucking serious ME: i can totally do this, just hang out for a second MY WIFE: i'm leaving with the kids, the plane is about to take off ME: yeah that makes a lot of sense actually

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

I’m alive

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

ok i am aware none of you like this as much as me but i just feel obligated to inform you that you're wrong

hillary clinton "fuck off forever" challenge: impossible

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

just watched "to live and die in l.a." for the first time and holy shit. this is a movie that absolutely fucks

You could have stopped this at “incredibly wealthy, degenerate men“ and literally anything after it no matter how innocent they would have turned it into a horror show.

my whole life i've known there was something profoundly wrong with the way the world works and finding out over and over that the reason is "incredibly wealthy degenerate men want to fuck children" is like, the worst reason. but that's what it is.

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

ZOHRAN!!!!!!!

lol dick cheney died, who does that. good job dumbass

ok the IT show is really fucking with me. it has stuff in it that is more like the book and how it felt reading it than most adaptations of anything King wrote, but also it is fucking silly and stupid and sucks ass. how did they do this, i am baffled

happy halloween motherfuckers

he forgot what they do, or like, what. is it an IQ test

lol "dave"

did a cosmic horror marathon today, "from beyond", "altered states", and "demon seed". maybe stretching the definition of the genre but to me they all fit, lovecrafty as fuck. "demon seed" especially is fucking bonkers, never seen it before. rosemary's baby birthed by HAL 9000

the data centers will continue until morale improves

i saw tonight a few posts tonight, like 3 in a couple minutes, about generative "AI" and if this shit isn't banned like right now, we're the stupidest robot apocalypse possible. benny hill ass terminator. cartoon bullshit matrix. blade runner except jared leto is there

WONKO THE SANE: i can decipher the bones, but you've shown the bones to simpletons and idiots! at what cost, great satirist brendel

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

watching "drag me to hell" for like the 4th or 5th time and it rocks so hard. so gross and so funny. so many fluids, really stretches the PG-13 rating. i want raimi back doing shit like this so much

we had frogs at our protest but they weren't the inflatable kind and i feel kinda ripped off tbh. looking at an inflatable bear right now and resenting the fuck out of his decisions

the literacy crisis in this country can be explained quite simply, A hole and B hole mean the same thing and there is no way to make sense of that

RFK JR.: [sounds like a reanimated corpse without a throat] i tried to milk a teenage boy's gonads, dry as a bone. no essence, no fluids. he wasn't autistic even, just a normal white kid. this is because of our addiction to cheerios,

it is my duty to inform you that One Battle After Another is a goddamn masterpiece and i would have watched it a second time as soon as it ended

it's not FOR us

the whole internet loves Portland Frog, a lovely frog who protests fascism *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the frog has been deported to el salvador

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

my job tried to get me to use chatGPT to write descriptions of products & i said no. i showed them what i got from it, then i showed them something i wrote. what "ai" does is a basic utility function and it's not even good at it. if we stop using our brains to think and write and create we're fucked

nope no it doesn't do that, shut the fuck up