You could have stopped this at “incredibly wealthy, degenerate men“ and literally anything after it no matter how innocent they would have turned it into a horror show.

my whole life i've known there was something profoundly wrong with the way the world works and finding out over and over that the reason is "incredibly wealthy degenerate men want to fuck children" is like, the worst reason. but that's what it is.

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

ZOHRAN!!!!!!!

lol dick cheney died, who does that. good job dumbass

ok the IT show is really fucking with me. it has stuff in it that is more like the book and how it felt reading it than most adaptations of anything King wrote, but also it is fucking silly and stupid and sucks ass. how did they do this, i am baffled

happy halloween motherfuckers

he forgot what they do, or like, what. is it an IQ test

lol "dave"

did a cosmic horror marathon today, "from beyond", "altered states", and "demon seed". maybe stretching the definition of the genre but to me they all fit, lovecrafty as fuck. "demon seed" especially is fucking bonkers, never seen it before. rosemary's baby birthed by HAL 9000

the data centers will continue until morale improves

i saw tonight a few posts tonight, like 3 in a couple minutes, about generative "AI" and if this shit isn't banned like right now, we're the stupidest robot apocalypse possible. benny hill ass terminator. cartoon bullshit matrix. blade runner except jared leto is there

WONKO THE SANE: i can decipher the bones, but you've shown the bones to simpletons and idiots! at what cost, great satirist brendel

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

watching "drag me to hell" for like the 4th or 5th time and it rocks so hard. so gross and so funny. so many fluids, really stretches the PG-13 rating. i want raimi back doing shit like this so much

we had frogs at our protest but they weren't the inflatable kind and i feel kinda ripped off tbh. looking at an inflatable bear right now and resenting the fuck out of his decisions

the literacy crisis in this country can be explained quite simply, A hole and B hole mean the same thing and there is no way to make sense of that

RFK JR.: [sounds like a reanimated corpse without a throat] i tried to milk a teenage boy's gonads, dry as a bone. no essence, no fluids. he wasn't autistic even, just a normal white kid. this is because of our addiction to cheerios,

it is my duty to inform you that One Battle After Another is a goddamn masterpiece and i would have watched it a second time as soon as it ended

it's not FOR us

the whole internet loves Portland Frog, a lovely frog who protests fascism *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the frog has been deported to el salvador

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

my job tried to get me to use chatGPT to write descriptions of products & i said no. i showed them what i got from it, then i showed them something i wrote. what "ai" does is a basic utility function and it's not even good at it. if we stop using our brains to think and write and create we're fucked

nope no it doesn't do that, shut the fuck up

it's cool that big tech can unleash civilization destroying shit, with no protections or guard rails, with zero thought of the impact on human beings. to me, that is actually good

TRUMP: *does kristallnacht* DEMOCRATS: we have sent a strongly worded letter to the president that doing kristallnacht is bad actually, also chuck schumer is posting videos where he looks over his glasses and says it's bad. so it's hard to say what else we can do really

Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black

kaleb horton was a wonderful person and a brilliant writer and i'm sad he's gone. nothing profound to say, i will miss his presence and his words. one of the best of us

ME: oh my god this medbed is amazing, i can feel all my ailments being cured. oh fuck i'm gonna come DOCTOR 1: should we tell him DOCTOR 2: no, he's having a good time in there

this current flavor of fascism, while it is incredibly cruel and evil, is also impossibly silly and stupid. like an iron maiden made out of kfc double downs

to quote the great mitch hedburg, an escalator is never broken. it just becomes stairs

*getting raptured but i forgot i'm afraid of heights* oh fuck. fuck. shit. fucking goddammit. shit *plummeting back to earth* oh that's real fucking cool man. real cool. i hope the rapture fucking sucks. i hope heaven is a dump

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

almost forgot this classic somehow

TRUMP: charlie kirk folks, what a great american. we've built a memorial to him, it's a great big weird head. and we're gonna shoot it into space. it'll be like the moon, except a big weird head. we might get rid of the old moon, it's very nasty, imagine a new one. a charlie moon. a CHOON!

RIP to charlie kirk you were a weird nazi with a great big head and it sucks that you died of whatever it was that happened

more like tammy suckworth amirite

*ORSON WELLES* vs. “artificial intelligence” ~I will chat no gpt before its time~

astroterf

happy "gavin newsom sucks shit and should be bullied out of public life" day, to all who celebrate. also this holiday is every day, until he fucks off forever

it's actually impressive how bad this guy sucks at this. fast break lay ups and you just brick it every time. you absolutely have to respect the dedication to failure

did you know you can just block thomas chatterton williams. it's very easy to do, and feels good

me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?

the city quivers in fear as they open a used bookstore slash juice bar called "vagina meownologues"

Caterpillar waking up halfway through metamorphosis: I'm goo. Shit. Shit. Calm down. Go back to sleep. I'm really straight-up goo right now. Fuck