the three words every girls wants to hear

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

"salò, or the 120 days of sodom": 1/5 you know it smell crazy in there

my favorite video store re-opened today so i went shopping to escape the horrors. pick of the litter, imprint 4k of body snatchers. holographic slip is gorgeous, can't wait to see how good the movie looks

love to wake up to world war 3

thank you Ray, got it

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

the del toro frankenstein... idk man i do not understand it at all. i avoided it because i knew i'd feel this way. if you want to tell a totally different story just do that and call it something else, people have been doing that for like 200 years now

Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.

back on my bullshit (watching PTA movies all day) watched "one battle" again, just started "inherent vice". trying to do the ones i've seen less, so next is "licorice pizza" or "phantom thread". probably close with "the master"

i'm sorry nobody is named wambsganns. that looks like when you get a bunch of shitty tiles in scrabble and can't spell anything. or you're a star war bounty hunter that only got written in to be an action figure. not a real person

mars attacks (1996)

Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.

just watched ken russell's "the devils" (1971) and i had to know more about its connection to space jam

trump was taking a massive shit and the smell short circuited all of the plane's electronics, and then the trap door for dumping losers off air force one opened up, and he fell 30,000 feet into the ocean with all his diarrhea. experts call this a "dave matthews band"

Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die

this probably isn't IT but goddamn it makes me feel so good anyway. just the solidarity in knowing this disgusting hate monster will some day eat shit and we will all just dance and tell jokes, not kidding, it's beautiful to dream about it. what a day it will be

just blocked and reported the ICE bluesky account as a violent hate group and you can, too

I keep tellin myself that dont exhibit leftist brain rot but the grocery store near me has child sized carts that have placards that say 'Customer in Training' and rather than say 'ah cute' i want to tear them from the hands of innocent children and throw them in the ravine behind the carpet factory

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

This does a good job articulating something I’ve been struggling to. Feels like so much contemporary media is now in the Zapruder Extended Universe.

made the mistake of looking at the hellbook website and despite all the "advances" we've made in technology, everything is apparently like a million different zapruder films. what an awful and embarrassing time to be alive

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

*staring into THE RECTANGLE OF MISERY* oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

I basically never see the racism or murder at the Racist Murder Pit. You can avoid that kind of thing if you don't go looking for it. The truth is, the Racist Murder Pit is the best place to have meaningful conversations about politics. And you can pretty easily ignore all the racism and murder

Shoot this right into my veins.

ok last post of the year for me, i got my first tattoo and it's cool. love all of you guys. happy new year ❤️

a truly beautiful mind. "no one can get me for causing massive pain and suffering to countless children and their families because i am a virgin nerd who sucks". i see a bright future for this master of logic

best movies of 2025 (i haven't seen marty supreme yet but idk what it would replace because i love these 5 so much): 5. weapons 4. 28 years later 3. eddington 2. sinners 1. one battle after another

jerking it to pics of brigitte bardot today to honor the memory of her hotness, but only the ones where she is 90, to remind myself that she was actually bad

i have now seen "eyes wide shut" like six times and in my expert opinion, the movie is about how being horny will kill you and that's ok. that's how it works. sometimes sydney pollack is there

American Canto paperback cover

some of you need some hard and fast new years resolutions to just forget that stancil, yglesias, chatty williams, et al even exist. if you ignore them they disappear.

you can block the will stencil guy. and then you will not see his posts. please do not make me see them, they are bad

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

ME: [trying to do one pull-up on the bar just after TSA check] MY WIFE: are you fucking serious ME: i can totally do this, just hang out for a second MY WIFE: i'm leaving with the kids, the plane is about to take off ME: yeah that makes a lot of sense actually

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

I’m alive

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

ok i am aware none of you like this as much as me but i just feel obligated to inform you that you're wrong

hillary clinton "fuck off forever" challenge: impossible

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

just watched "to live and die in l.a." for the first time and holy shit. this is a movie that absolutely fucks

You could have stopped this at “incredibly wealthy, degenerate men“ and literally anything after it no matter how innocent they would have turned it into a horror show.

my whole life i've known there was something profoundly wrong with the way the world works and finding out over and over that the reason is "incredibly wealthy degenerate men want to fuck children" is like, the worst reason. but that's what it is.