Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...

"Zelenskyy has new leverage. Teams of Ukrainian defence entrepreneurs are advising the Pentagon as part of its new $54bn drone warfare budget. Ukrainian start-ups and those who use their products on the battlefield are in acute demand globally." www.ft.com/content/b822...

Federal sentencing has started. Zachary Evetts was just sentenced to 50 years by Chief District Judge Reed O'Connor. Maricela Rueda was just sentenced to 840 months / 70 years by Judge Mark Pittman.

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

I feel a need for a Seinfeld-style wrap up of multiple narrative threads tonight, like the tumultuous thunderstorm knocks a UFC dude into the reflecting pool and lightning turns him into a Swamp Thing who loves the Knicks

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

California, you have trained for years for this moment. I believe in your ability to forestall the construction of one (1) building for an indeterminable amount of time

Go to a meeting? The thing that killed Caesar?

Im yelling “go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!”

My “I am very honest” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt

I need to come clean about something: I am very honest

Also chemotherapy, 80 years ago! Granted we used mustard gas to treat leukaemia in kids but it was a start. The cosmic high roll of being born in the last 50 years is almost unfathomable.

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

very cool mr. president please draw a clock

Vibes are always off when you walk by first class

median voter learn anything challenge (impossible)

In normal times, the fact that government officials at HHS blatantly lied to the public and got caught would be a scandal of unusual size. Everyone involved in this disinformation scheme against the people of the United States should be held accountable.

tbf he kinda nailed it

Give Kilmar Abrego Garcia the whole $1.776 billion and we'll call it good.

I think we will look back at the life of elon musk and think, that was actually a person sacrificed to teach the message of what pointless accumulation without purpose actually does to a person and how pathetic it makes one

Born on this day: George Clooney, the charismatic American actor, director, and producer whose blend of wit, gravitas, and social engagement made him a Hollywood icon. From ER to Oscar‑winning films, he’s defined modern stardom with intelligence, charm, and purpose

I want the Reconstruction I want the Nuremberg I want the coooooombination Reconstruction/Nuremberg

sorry for this unhinged post

Trump just removed members of the National Science Board before their terms were up. The board is meant to be independent and not reshaped by politics. Just another despicable attack on science by this Administration.

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The other doctor said I could have desire without suffering

“We lie so brazenly just to show you again and again that we can do it with impunity and thus our power consolidates even more.”

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

Is it “the monkey that...” or “the monkey who...”? Anyway, he killed my dad

at home and abroad, he is fomenting conditions ripe for an excuse to invoke martial law b4 the midterms. if that’s thwarted, you can bet he has a plan B. full disclosure of Epstein files wd be so damaging he’ll do anything to keep out of jail. that’s the lens by which to see his chaos clearly.

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

It sort of makes sense you’d be allowed to sink enemy ships during war. It’s just, when you pair that with “also we can be at war with anyone at any moment whenever I, the idiot president, feel like it, with zero rules whatsoever,” it kind of becomes a license to kill whoever annoys the GOP

Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

Maybe Starship Troopers was too subtle

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

Just a quick reminder that Trump ostensibly launched this war because he was unable to negotiate a deal very much like the one he blew up just to spite Obama.

Tonight, one of the world’s foremost dipshits will address the country. What dumb lies will fall out of his mouth? We all wait in suspense.

apnews.com/article/gill... This case was ALL OVER the Florida news in 2018, DeSantis mentioned the FBI investigation MULTIPLE times during his campaign against Gillum. He _barely_ won an election that changed Florida state history, yet the FBI lost the 7 year legal battle that smeared Gillum

Actually should we all have been using em dashes way more frequently?

always a bit fun to cast a jaundiced, grizzled eye over a first-time parents' babyshower wishlist

i feel like losing touch with the common man would be awesome. i hope that happens to me someday

”This is a world of compensations; and he who would *be* no slave, must consent to *have* no slave. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.”

Since y’all regret your investments in Palantir, you know what to do. #purgepalantir