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As soon as they figure out how to put a record player on a boat man I'll be so fixed
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Well, I shot my shot anyway
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8 months ago
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McSweeney's
8 days ago
"Move to the center. Inject some civility into your hate speech."
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Should You Move to the Center? (As Defined by The New York Times’ Editorial Board)
Illustration by Jesse Shamon - - - Click image to enlarge.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST
10 days ago
The trick of Star Trek is that Kirk is not horny. *Gene Roddenberry* is horny. The tension between Kirk the character trying to do his job & the camera & production trying to get him laid, that's the key.
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Marisa Kabas
19 days ago
shattered glass is an unrealistic story because a journalist gets punished for being a shameless moron
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We're just normal men
21 days ago
We’re just normal men
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Chris Kluwe
21 days ago
The failure/sabotage of the American empire as it relates to Reagan and deregulation
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Fun
25 days ago
someone keep this going
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Now I'm falling asleep
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25 days ago
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Screamer Jim
about 2 months ago
The Luddites were right
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Anil Dash
about 2 months ago
Having both started coding and wearing glasses when I was very young, I can say with confidence that these can reliably be disrupted by punching their wearers in the face. Depending on the version of the firmware, it may take more than once.
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vanoreo
2 months ago
for anyone confused at the bluesky waffle discourse, google "blue waffle" for context
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Duncan Jones
2 months ago
And the result of this is that the stock market will become a measure not of financial value, potential or actual, but of loyalty to the POTUS.
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Tim Onion
3 months ago
Just gonna keep tapping the sign* *𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
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James
3 months ago
JIM: the name’s jim, short for jilliam DICK: nice to meet you, jim. i’m dick, short for penis
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Aaron Rupar
3 months ago
Neil Young brought it at Farm Aid. One of the greatest rock n rollers of all time.
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weeder
3 months ago
Owner of a lonely heart, you are parked in a fire lane. This is your final warning.
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Ken Jennings
3 months ago
Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.
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Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
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3 months ago
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Duncan Jones
3 months ago
Going to a Tibetan temple and gonna ask the monks to make me a sand mandala of this, and then when the wind blows it away, I will be one with the cheese.
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NY Times Pitchbot
3 months ago
Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.
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d.ly
3 months ago
you know, in the 24 hours I was banned I had time to think about my actions. and so I want to say this to my followers and online community: poopoopeepee
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Evil MoPac
3 months ago
Special guest today as Rep. James Talarico chats with me about a wide range of topics Y'all don't want to miss this one!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
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Welcome Aboard, Rep. James Talarico!
The candidate for U.S. Senate and all-around good dude parks for a chat with me
https://open.substack.com/pub/evilmopacatx/p/welcome-aboard-rep-james-talarico?r=1x1wv0&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
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Amanda Finley Digs All the Things
3 months ago
A little ditty I wrote
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beccadagoo
over 2 years ago
Does anyone else remember when Arby's made this absolutely disgusting promotion for 9/11? I'm never gonna let them live this down.
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Wajahat Ali
3 months ago
I had some feelings, thoughts, and "liberal criticism of conservatives" to get off my chest tonight. "On Condemning Charlie Kirk's Murder, His Legacy of Hate, and Trump’s Stochastic Terrorism"
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SAINT ZAIYA 🕎
3 months ago
Timeline rn:
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CHOAM for the holidays
3 months ago
boy I bet she was disappointed
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hammancheez
3 months ago
all i see is a highway with 2 bridges planned over a river that will never be completed in anyone's lifetime which i guess is on brand for texas
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe
4 months ago
trump dying is just a distraction!!!
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Max 🇺🇸 🌐☯
4 months ago
Biden gives the eulogy inshallah.
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Chris Kluwe
4 months ago
If this weekend is when It Actually Happens, I’m gonna move the grill to the front yard, crank the mariachi music as loud as it can go, and do a shot of tequila every time our flag flying MAGA neighbors glare at me it’s gonna be great
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Andrew Lawrence
4 months ago
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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more mr. nice guy
4 months ago
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack
4 months ago
What if instead of Albert Einstein it was Galbert Einstein and also it was she = mc²?
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Bad news gang the world is a vampire set to drain
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4 months ago
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Never Mind My Bollocks podcast
4 months ago
We are at 199 followers. Let's face it, that's mental for a niche podcast about a medical procedure but could we get to 200? Please share.
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"Never Mind My Bollocks", the world's only podcast dedicated to vasectomy.
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Representative Mihaela E. Pleșa
4 months ago
I ripped up my permission slip today and I’m standing with Rep. Collier tonight! Her courageousness is so contagious! Her strength is exactly the kind of leadership Texans deserve. We cannot allow political pressure or the misuse of state power to dictate our work.
#TxLege
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Tyler, from the Internet
4 months ago
Jesus Christ how are people like this still espousing at length what this fucking court will and won't do.
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McSweeney's
4 months ago
"If Democrats take back the House in 2026, they will have the power to certify the 2028 election. We must avoid a repeat of 2020. We cannot let the left subvert democracy by thwarting our attempts to overturn any election where they get more votes."
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Texas Democrats Are Subverting Democracy by Preventing Us from Subverting Democracy
“Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on Monday ordered the civil arrest of Democratic lawmakers who fled the state to block a vote on a Republican-backed congre...
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rich traditions
4 months ago
it's wild how donald trump is hands down the worst american leader in modern history. like light years more bad than the next closest worst leader, covid donald trump
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Playin keno in Reno
4 months ago
Al Yankovic belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame- I will not recognize anyone else until he is admitted- thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Spageddy Lee
4 months ago
I know this is gonna sound crazy, but if you take the letters in the name "Chappel Roan", and then take some of them out, and then add some more in, it's a PERFECT anagram of "Weird Al Yankovic" and there's no way that's a coincidence
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If we concentrate real hard we can make
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4 months ago
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darth™️
4 months ago
i just clicked "Interested"
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Al Yankovic
4 months ago
You sure about this, Google?
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Peter Sagal
4 months ago
I am surprised as you that I am recommending a Joe Rogan podcast, but this conversation with TX Rep
@jamestalarico.bsky.social
is very much worth your while.
youtu.be/JTlkTkMQR9s?...
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James Talarico’s interview with Joe Rogan [HIGHLIGHTS]
YouTube video by James Talarico
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