for anyone confused at the bluesky waffle discourse, google "blue waffle" for context

And the result of this is that the stock market will become a measure not of financial value, potential or actual, but of loyalty to the POTUS.

Just gonna keep tapping the sign* *𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

Neil Young brought it at Farm Aid. One of the greatest rock n rollers of all time.

Owner of a lonely heart, you are parked in a fire lane. This is your final warning.

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Going to a Tibetan temple and gonna ask the monks to make me a sand mandala of this, and then when the wind blows it away, I will be one with the cheese.

Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.

you know, in the 24 hours I was banned I had time to think about my actions. and so I want to say this to my followers and online community: poopoopeepee

Special guest today as Rep. James Talarico chats with me about a wide range of topics Y'all don't want to miss this one! open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...

A little ditty I wrote

Does anyone else remember when Arby's made this absolutely disgusting promotion for 9/11? I'm never gonna let them live this down.

I had some feelings, thoughts, and "liberal criticism of conservatives" to get off my chest tonight. "On Condemning Charlie Kirk's Murder, His Legacy of Hate, and Trump’s Stochastic Terrorism" thelefthook.substack.com/p/on-condemn...

Timeline rn:

boy I bet she was disappointed

ChatGPTerminator

all i see is a highway with 2 bridges planned over a river that will never be completed in anyone's lifetime which i guess is on brand for texas

trump dying is just a distraction!!!

Biden gives the eulogy inshallah.

If this weekend is when It Actually Happens, I’m gonna move the grill to the front yard, crank the mariachi music as loud as it can go, and do a shot of tequila every time our flag flying MAGA neighbors glare at me it’s gonna be great

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom

What if instead of Albert Einstein it was Galbert Einstein and also it was she = mc²?

Bad news gang the world is a vampire set to drain

We are at 199 followers. Let's face it, that's mental for a niche podcast about a medical procedure but could we get to 200? Please share. pod.link/1510355648 "Never Mind My Bollocks", the world's only podcast dedicated to vasectomy.

I ripped up my permission slip today and I’m standing with Rep. Collier tonight! Her courageousness is so contagious! Her strength is exactly the kind of leadership Texans deserve. We cannot allow political pressure or the misuse of state power to dictate our work. #TxLege

Jesus Christ how are people like this still espousing at length what this fucking court will and won't do.

"If Democrats take back the House in 2026, they will have the power to certify the 2028 election. We must avoid a repeat of 2020. We cannot let the left subvert democracy by thwarting our attempts to overturn any election where they get more votes."

phil collins was so right when he said "i don't care anymore"

it's wild how donald trump is hands down the worst american leader in modern history. like light years more bad than the next closest worst leader, covid donald trump

Al Yankovic belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame- I will not recognize anyone else until he is admitted- thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I know this is gonna sound crazy, but if you take the letters in the name "Chappel Roan", and then take some of them out, and then add some more in, it's a PERFECT anagram of "Weird Al Yankovic" and there's no way that's a coincidence

If we concentrate real hard we can make #CHAPPALYANKOVIC happen

i just clicked "Interested"

You sure about this, Google?

I am surprised as you that I am recommending a Joe Rogan podcast, but this conversation with TX Rep @jamestalarico.bsky.social is very much worth your while. youtu.be/JTlkTkMQR9s?...

there's an interesting idea threaded through the last three or four Jurassic Park movies: mega corporations are convinced cloning dinosaurs is worth a huge amount of money somehow but it never ever pans out you could make a really fun movie or series with this as the underlying premise

my desire to want to know what bologna sounds like is only outweighed by my desire to not want to ruin my record player

Why I left the left: -No brunch -No tiddy in video game -Outed as a sex pest (even tho I said sorry?) -memes too wordy

As a member of Congress I’ll vote to release the Epstein files. I’ll vote to hold powerful people accountable no matter how much money they have or how much they try to scare me. Join me here: Katforillinois.com

We are doing this. Our governments. Our taxes. Our arms sales. This is our Holocaust. Our Cambodian killing fields. Our Balkans. Our Rwandan genocide. We are doing this and history will never forgive us. Gaza:

When I talk about my opposite and naked hostility toward AI, people will point to emergent technology in the past that disrupted. But the thing is were I there at the time, I would have been an opponent of that too. This does not mean I am anti-technology, or didn't want the tech to develop. 🧵

NEW: Kerrville didn't have weather sirens used by other cities; Kerr County had asked for money for a new flood warning system since 2018; online warnings may not have been seen because Camp Mystic banned cell phones/smart watches/iPads. My latest with Dalton Huey: www.kxan.com/investigatio...