As you wish-😭

Just mad I didn’t start watching The Bear sooner.

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

Christmas Parade in Virginia City…. Should be interesting.

Leeroy Jenkins is 20 years old. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLyO...

This would be Chefs Kiss if the Chiefs started working out a female kicker….

Mother Teresa- not a joke either

Salient point- however I did the opposite… it’s because most men’s ego is fragile and they would rather be right than have a spouse push them towards where they need to be.

I tried so hard And got so far But in the end

3. The Stuffed Turkey

Now Thanksgiving is over1 please hit the Mary Jane- these leftovers won’t eat themselves!

Wishing everyone a happy and safe Thanksgiving. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57g...

Seems, not good

Some say the perfect Christmas sweater doesn’t exist

Anyone think this is gonna make #HouseofCards look like amateur hour? #Epstein

News to me- the coffee maker I have been fighting for a year would never brew a full pot for the wife- had to read the whole book- come to find out in fine print there is a high altitude mode- had to damn near to put in the Konami code to get it to go to that mode- wife is now happy with her coffee

The difference between Rick James and JV Vance is subtle - one said - “Fuck yo’ Couch- one would

*walks into a Bath & Body Works* one working body please

@bdm.bsky.social so like this?

Big if true!

Rounding error

Just gonna say- life can be really hard- had a friend try to take their life; they gave me their logic- to me it seems a Failure to thrive and I can’t say I disagree…

As a Giants fan back in the day- I will be wearing a Jays cap just piss old friends off

This mood

I work hard, everyday, it's all work and no play With the boss on my back, he don't give me any slack I sit down, I daydream of how my weekends gonna be Lookout weekend 'cause, here I come Because weekends were, made for fun

Still hits as it should-

I was this old when I realized that Starwars is just really a western for us geeks.

Barely made my flight due to delays. Should have had enough time for lunch … Instead now I have to make this PSA-Do not stand 2x Wide on people movers at airports- I love and miss my family enough to shove women, children and the elderly to the ground to make my flight. Single file people!

Don’t you love it when your spouse omits a keep piece of info- causing 2 more full days of work when you could have just been done today

Evidently we have a lifetime alignment package on the Jeep. Replacing suspension parts voids it. Explained well do you want to pay my time and labor and have a complaint to corporate because you bozos stripped every lug nut on said vehicle- sounds like a good trade to me- they agreed!

When a sad punk needs a flamboyant suit to sand next to greatness…. Well now I look he is just carrying his RB bags

Just so I am getting this-

@bdm.bsky.social - so I have to know- what green card should I target next?

Well, he got his wish, didn't he.

🖤 📷George Dubose .

Being a girl stepdad and now granddad - I am going to die on the hill that Yesenia and Damaris are great names for a female. Your results may vary.

Sow hate and divisiveness- Reap hate at divisiveness. I feel for the wife and kids and does anyone deserve to die like that no… but actions have consequences- just do right by your fellow human and let the chips fall where they may. The dildo of consequence doesn’t come lubed, Y’all.

Just a cover up for not releasing files…

Um- Fucking WHY?

The pain in the ass question- when you have lived for others and not yourself how do you change the narrative?

Presenting without comment

FYI- I know people bitch about how DRY a chicken breast can be- I have a outside flat top -Paillard that shit evenly, seasoned it up let set for 4 hrs- cook at about 375, till it hits 155, the most juicy white meat chicken you will have- Julio Childs here… welcome to my TED talk…

It’s the End of the World as we know it…. And I feel fine

I mean- Getting busy in a CB bathroom can be a thing

My Gen anxiety disorder - wife boisterously exclaims we have a critter in the trash- I leap up and then commence falling into the metal fire ring getting 2nd degree burns on my leg putting my hand into the gravel tearing that up. Yes now we are camping - Stupid Skunk…

"Any book worth banning is a book worth reading." Isaac Asimov