That’s because his is into bus station skanks… and buying them a fish sandwich.

Man; I feed bad for Robert Kraft; I mean first he is in the Epstein files; then he was forced to watch the Melania documentary, then his team loses

No lie detected

White friends choosing ill-advised hip-hop songs at karaoke: I may disapprove, but I will still sing the hook for you.

Ken is your Nate D oh double G-

Thinking of the Mount Rushmore of female comedy- clearly Lucy is #1; Carol Burnett/Lilly Tomlin is 2/3 - who is your 4?

winter olympics need some snowmobile bullshit

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

There is a guy that was truly a sportsman - gonna miss Kai Budde- the people champ.

Go ahead and cancel the Pro Bowl. It’s always been half a joke. Now it’s a complete one. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

COLBERT, on the so-called “Board of Peace”: “.. Paying a billion dollars to obey Donald Trump seems a little steep. After all, CBS got to do it for just 16 million." @latenightercom.bsky.social #$PSKY

They lay one hand on Papi LeBatard - they will incite a riot.

Instant canon entry to the 49ers misery genre. I will be watching this every year until my death.

I am really not understanding the Why when it comes to pet adoption- everyone takes the juveniles- why on earth a dog that is 6+ not free? Everyone takes the puppy or kitten? Maybe I am altruistic but why not demo a pet or two that is a fit for you? Seems like a smaller return rate at least

Um- why is the people who deny science - denying science- Yes a hoof stock anti parasitic is not a replacement for chemo and correctly trained healthcare- I never wish ill on another human but for the love of Pete; get help unless your spiritual believes say to follow a certain doctrine.

The last 2 years of 49ers football

@minakimes.bsky.social … you will have to forgive me; didn’t we NOT resign Jimmy G?

RUN CMC!!!!

Like they even have REAL #

I’m dead serious I think the president just watched season 2 of the Jack Ryan series and thought it could be real

My wife informed me that she does not approve of me making every game insufferable - I guess a M:TG Prison player shouldn’t marry someone who believes that iron doesn’t sharpen iron. 20 years in - she still gets me

Just saying- Fun game; 49ers D is sus…. For the obvious reasons. Still a heck of a run

I actually reminded to go get a colonoscopy- me and my friend were Lemmy fans she had passed just like Lemmy.

I am beginning to think-If you took all the girls I knew when I was single And brought 'em all together for one night I know they'd never match my sweet imagination I am thinking things might looks worse in black and white

You know; fist CAN be a verb.

Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...

Big dinner was last night- Christmas nachos this evening

Hey y’all- was a victim of sexual assault- if you side with Trump just going to state this- you have no idea what it’s like and you are a trash human that should likely not procreate.

As you wish-😭

Just mad I didn’t start watching The Bear sooner.

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

Christmas Parade in Virginia City…. Should be interesting.

Leeroy Jenkins is 20 years old. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLyO...

This would be Chefs Kiss if the Chiefs started working out a female kicker….

Mother Teresa- not a joke either

Salient point- however I did the opposite… it’s because most men’s ego is fragile and they would rather be right than have a spouse push them towards where they need to be.

I tried so hard And got so far But in the end

3. The Stuffed Turkey

Now Thanksgiving is over1 please hit the Mary Jane- these leftovers won’t eat themselves!

Wishing everyone a happy and safe Thanksgiving. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57g...

Seems, not good

Some say the perfect Christmas sweater doesn’t exist

Anyone think this is gonna make #HouseofCards look like amateur hour? #Epstein

News to me- the coffee maker I have been fighting for a year would never brew a full pot for the wife- had to read the whole book- come to find out in fine print there is a high altitude mode- had to damn near to put in the Konami code to get it to go to that mode- wife is now happy with her coffee

The difference between Rick James and JV Vance is subtle - one said - “Fuck yo’ Couch- one would

*walks into a Bath & Body Works* one working body please

@bdm.bsky.social so like this?

Big if true!

Rounding error