I was this old when I realized that Starwars is just really a western for us geeks.

Barely made my flight due to delays. Should have had enough time for lunch … Instead now I have to make this PSA-Do not stand 2x Wide on people movers at airports- I love and miss my family enough to shove women, children and the elderly to the ground to make my flight. Single file people!

Don’t you love it when your spouse omits a keep piece of info- causing 2 more full days of work when you could have just been done today

Evidently we have a lifetime alignment package on the Jeep. Replacing suspension parts voids it. Explained well do you want to pay my time and labor and have a complaint to corporate because you bozos stripped every lug nut on said vehicle- sounds like a good trade to me- they agreed!

When a sad punk needs a flamboyant suit to sand next to greatness…. Well now I look he is just carrying his RB bags

Just so I am getting this-

@bdm.bsky.social - so I have to know- what green card should I target next?

Well, he got his wish, didn't he.

🖤 📷George Dubose .

Being a girl stepdad and now granddad - I am going to die on the hill that Yesenia and Damaris are great names for a female. Your results may vary.

Sow hate and divisiveness- Reap hate at divisiveness. I feel for the wife and kids and does anyone deserve to die like that no… but actions have consequences- just do right by your fellow human and let the chips fall where they may. The dildo of consequence doesn’t come lubed, Y’all.

Just a cover up for not releasing files…

Um- Fucking WHY?

The pain in the ass question- when you have lived for others and not yourself how do you change the narrative?

Presenting without comment

FYI- I know people bitch about how DRY a chicken breast can be- I have a outside flat top -Paillard that shit evenly, seasoned it up let set for 4 hrs- cook at about 375, till it hits 155, the most juicy white meat chicken you will have- Julio Childs here… welcome to my TED talk…

It’s the End of the World as we know it…. And I feel fine

I mean- Getting busy in a CB bathroom can be a thing

My Gen anxiety disorder - wife boisterously exclaims we have a critter in the trash- I leap up and then commence falling into the metal fire ring getting 2nd degree burns on my leg putting my hand into the gravel tearing that up. Yes now we are camping - Stupid Skunk…

"Any book worth banning is a book worth reading." Isaac Asimov

I am beginning to think King Missile was onto something- having it detachable would have saved me a whole lot of grief in my 20’s

Al Yankovic belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame- I will not recognize anyone else until he is admitted- thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Sorry, you can’t negotiate with someone you love- fuck and you… welcome to my TED talk

The sports unions, particularly the NFLPA, need to strike. If there’s anything that will wake up the segment of America that doesn’t give a fuck, it will be losing the start of the football season.

Watching sneaky Pete- hell of a show and one of my all timers popped up Ricky Jay- not of sneaky Pete in this drop but a true master of the 3 shell game youtu.be/QwF1ec4Ji7Y?...

Fair.

This kid is going places

I would be a lousy politician…. As I would be like hey yall- none of us are lifelong crooks let’s just play it by the book

Had to term a direct report today- worst part of being in leadership

Happy Gilmore 2 - is Brockmire S1 vs S4 both are good but very different

Um- AI can’t help itself

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27 years ago today, the last official photo of these legends together was taken Debbie Harry and Joey Ramone, Tramps NYC, July 17, 1998. Photo and description by BJ Papas. #punk #punks #punkrock #debbieharry #joeyramone #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Gee wiz; I wonder why?!?

My phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck" when I actually really did mean to say "duck," and I feel like I have finally broken its spirit

Um- hope she is in protectetive custody…

The United States summed up in two headlines.

@originaloestrus.bsky.social you make me laugh so unbelievably hard- you bring me so much joy in seeing you be extra. But I must know the upper middle west joys all all things food wise… you are awesome sauce!

TAKE MY MONEY!

No one with 6 brain cells to rub together believes any of this

Watching ID4 - since it came out- kinda feeling this is a some kind of metaphor for today

Underneath Los Angeles lurks an amazing new horror comic. Literally.

I'm an award winning Miniature Painter with aspirations of competing at Golden Demon sometime!

Yeah FB is trash- suggesting the most repugnant political people you could imagine that I should friend request- yeah GTFO with that nonsense

#Dog #AdoptDontShop #AdoptAFriend #DogsAreFamily #BestFriend #GoodDog #DogsAreLove